What Grinds your Gears, part 2

I don't really see how that's all that annoying lol

I mean, yeah, it's stupid but it's also just a harmless joke
 
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Anyone who thinks Shao is a lame villain has never watched Mortal Kombat Conquest. He was on some low key Dr. Lecter shit
 
Stupid-ass drivers.

  • The other day, when I was back in Connecticut, where the flocks of horrible drivers roam wild and unchecked, several people pulled out into traffic making left turns with nary a turn signal. If you're going to not use a goddamn signal, at least have the decency to not wait until the last second (and potentially causing me to kill you/a major pile up). Let's be 100% clear: I'd be sadder for the damage to my car than the fact that you'd probably be pretty dead, asshole.
  • On the highway coming home from work the other day, I signal I'm merging onto the rightmost lane. I'd noticed a very nice (but convertible, gross) 2013 White Mustang GT cruising leisurely in that lane. Cool, ok. So I change lanes. We're coming up to an onramp merge (extra lane soon, but the line to my right is now solid white, no legal passing here, it's the hard shoulder/onramp divider). The guy gets PISSED that I'm in front of him, and passes me narrowly on the right, over the unpaved divider area, and nearly hits the front of my car with his rear as he cuts me off then floors it, crossing three lanes to the left at about 95+ mph. Jackass. Mustangs. Awesome cars; some of the shittiest drivers on Planet Earth.
  • People who cannot effing make left turns. If I'm waiting at a red light, behind the white line marking where you're supposed to stop, don't nearly head-on collide with me or almost knock off my side mirror because you don't A) know the speed at which you can turn your beige piece of garbage or B) don't know the turn radius of your car, or still, C) have no clue of how much steering lock to dial in. You. Are. An. Asshole.
  • Audis. Just fvck off, all of you. Congratulations; you've ruined an entire make of cars for me, because I will never be 'that person' in the Audi.
  • People who drive idiotically in snowstorms or other incliment weather. Oh, you don't drive a WRX/STI/Lancer Evolution with Michelin X-ICE or Blizzaks or studded rally snow tires? Oh, your name ISN'T Sebastien Loeb? THEN SLOW THE FLYING FVCK DOWN, YOU IDIOT. No, you are NOT a driving god in your 2WD empty F-150 with no grip, and your dumb minivan/sedan/other piece of beige crap has no handlong in the dry to begin with. Slow down, and potentially save everyone elses' lives.

I could go on forever...
 
No love and intimacy pisses me off!!! So lately, I have a grouchy type off attiude and a shorter tolerance to those who say or do offensive things. Even just someone raising their voice at me makes me raise mine higher (which normally I'd let it pass by). But of course, I ALWAYS appreciate and treasure those who respect me, still keeping my sweetness for them.

One cause of this is that all the guys I've been trying to hit on have girlfriends. I found out when they are not working. They normally joke around with me sometimes while I'm a customer and they are employees/waiters. Thought it was my chance. But f***!!! Whatever it is, it isn't going to my direction. All that is making me listen to songs that involve sadness and aggression. Listen to Christina Aguilera's "Just A Fool", Katy Perry's "Part of Me", Christina Aguilera's "Army of Me", and Christina Aguilera's "You Lost Me". You'll know how I feel!!!

It's like no matter how much I search, what I want isn't there.

Another cause of my defensive and grouchy personality lately are trash talkers. Now I'm about ready to unleash my inner Edenian Diva when I get the chance for confrontation.
 
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Holy fck , a really hilarious thing this fine Saturday night.

About a month or two ago, I got a friend request from someone on facebook. We have 9 friends in common, all 9 being from the place I used to work at, so, I obviously knew where the person could know me from. I couldn't place the name at all and the profile has no picture of them, just scenery, so I was like, fck it, I don't know who the hell this is, ain't gonna add.

Fast forward a bit, the news arises that some bish at work was getting sweaty over my husband, sends him love horoscopes and a song telling him to listen to the lyrics, and he's like, no, man, I have someone, so she stops with the creepy emails.


My friend's daughter (a guy I worked with at said job) celebrated her birthday today so I comment on the picture of her cake....and I see this bish's name and that same profile picture. It all comes together.


This whore went around work asking about me, goes up to my husband, tells him my name and says that I used to work there, he says yeah. This same is the one who requested to be my friend on facebook.

I can't believe it all just came together in a random matter of seconds. Like I said, this request was a month or two ago, I never accepted it, but, I have a great urge to send the creepy skank a message telling her not to google my info or try to be my facebook friend, which would only be to see my picture and get info on me. I ain't stupid, ho. I know the crazy stalker bishes. I ain't your friend, wont ever be, so, go fck yourself with a pitchfork.



Bish needs to learn it ain't cool to be treading on another girl's territory. It's a fcking rule.
 
Freyith said:
Stupid-ass drivers.

  • The other day, when I was back in Connecticut, where the flocks of horrible drivers roam wild and unchecked, several people pulled out into traffic making left turns with nary a turn signal. If you're going to not use a goddamn signal, at least have the decency to not wait until the last second (and potentially causing me to kill you/a major pile up). Let's be 100% clear: I'd be sadder for the damage to my car than the fact that you'd probably be pretty dead, asshole.
  • On the highway coming home from work the other day, I signal I'm merging onto the rightmost lane. I'd noticed a very nice (but convertible, gross) 2013 White Mustang GT cruising leisurely in that lane. Cool, ok. So I change lanes. We're coming up to an onramp merge (extra lane soon, but the line to my right is now solid white, no legal passing here, it's the hard shoulder/onramp divider). The guy gets PISSED that I'm in front of him, and passes me narrowly on the right, over the unpaved divider area, and nearly hits the front of my car with his rear as he cuts me off then floors it, crossing three lanes to the left at about 95+ mph. Jackass. Mustangs. Awesome cars; some of the shittiest drivers on Planet Earth.
  • People who cannot effing make left turns. If I'm waiting at a red light, behind the white line marking where you're supposed to stop, don't nearly head-on collide with me or almost knock off my side mirror because you don't A) know the speed at which you can turn your beige piece of garbage or B) don't know the turn radius of your car, or still, C) have no clue of how much steering lock to dial in. You. Are. An. Asshole.
  • Audis. Just fvck off, all of you. Congratulations; you've ruined an entire make of cars for me, because I will never be 'that person' in the Audi.
  • People who drive idiotically in snowstorms or other incliment weather. Oh, you don't drive a WRX/STI/Lancer Evolution with Michelin X-ICE or Blizzaks or studded rally snow tires? Oh, your name ISN'T Sebastien Loeb? THEN SLOW THE FLYING FVCK DOWN, YOU IDIOT. No, you are NOT a driving god in your 2WD empty F-150 with no grip, and your dumb minivan/sedan/other piece of beige crap has no handlong in the dry to begin with. Slow down, and potentially save everyone elses' lives.

I could go on forever...
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Yeah most Mustangs are used by ghetto bastards from the hood especially those who are overweight. I'm one of the few that don't show off with a Mustang, cutting off others. When ppl do that to me though, it's a fight for sure.
 
Freyith said:
Stupid-ass drivers.

  • The other day, when I was back in Connecticut, where the flocks of horrible drivers roam wild and unchecked, several people pulled out into traffic making left turns with nary a turn signal. If you're going to not use a goddamn signal, at least have the decency to not wait until the last second (and potentially causing me to kill you/a major pile up). Let's be 100% clear: I'd be sadder for the damage to my car than the fact that you'd probably be pretty dead, asshole.
  • On the highway coming home from work the other day, I signal I'm merging onto the rightmost lane. I'd noticed a very nice (but convertible, gross) 2013 White Mustang GT cruising leisurely in that lane. Cool, ok. So I change lanes. We're coming up to an onramp merge (extra lane soon, but the line to my right is now solid white, no legal passing here, it's the hard shoulder/onramp divider). The guy gets PISSED that I'm in front of him, and passes me narrowly on the right, over the unpaved divider area, and nearly hits the front of my car with his rear as he cuts me off then floors it, crossing three lanes to the left at about 95+ mph. Jackass. Mustangs. Awesome cars; some of the shittiest drivers on Planet Earth.
  • People who cannot effing make left turns. If I'm waiting at a red light, behind the white line marking where you're supposed to stop, don't nearly head-on collide with me or almost knock off my side mirror because you don't A) know the speed at which you can turn your beige piece of garbage or B) don't know the turn radius of your car, or still, C) have no clue of how much steering lock to dial in. You. Are. An. Asshole.
  • Audis. Just fvck off, all of you. Congratulations; you've ruined an entire make of cars for me, because I will never be 'that person' in the Audi.
  • People who drive idiotically in snowstorms or other incliment weather. Oh, you don't drive a WRX/STI/Lancer Evolution with Michelin X-ICE or Blizzaks or studded rally snow tires? Oh, your name ISN'T Sebastien Loeb? THEN SLOW THE FLYING FVCK DOWN, YOU IDIOT. No, you are NOT a driving god in your 2WD empty F-150 with no grip, and your dumb minivan/sedan/other piece of beige crap has no handlong in the dry to begin with. Slow down, and potentially save everyone elses' lives.

I could go on forever...
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good points. i hate when people run in front of your freakin vehicle. stupid people always think youre going to stop for them. i swear im gunna hit someone someday because of that.
 
When you put clothes in the dryer and you put it on what you think is the perfect time and when you finally get back to it, the clothes are damp and not fully dried.

That shit pisses me off.
 
Game companies and their timed exclusives like seriously wtf.

Assassin Creed III
Far Cry 3
Battle Field 3

PS3 gets dlc for weeks earlier than Xbox


Only one I know for Xbox is
RE6.

Making me wait for DLC :\
 
That people in my school are now just saying "uMad bro?".

Plus, half of them use it out if context like newphags.
 
You think that's bad? People at my school are just now finding out what being rickroll'd is :laugh:

Next, I'm gonna see people irl talking about how funny YouTube poops and Jizz in My Pants are

Them old ass memes lol
 
My friends keep on singing this really stupid song made by a couple of Jebends a couple of years ago. Its pretty annoying. I used to do it, but sparingly, they rinse that shit.

"put a donk on it, lad"

 
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