Love Cowboy

Q: How do you keep a Houston Texan out of your back yard?
A: Put up a goal post.

Q: What's the safest place to go in Houston during a tornado?
A: NRG Stadium, because they don't get any touchdowns.

Q: Why can't Ryan Fitzpatrick use the phone anymore?
A: He can't find the Receiver.

Q: What do the Houston Texans and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What do the Houston Texans and Billy Graham have in common?
A: Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "Jesus Christ!"


Q: Why are so many Houston Texans players claiming to have Swine Flu?
A: So they don't have to touch the pigskin.

Q: What does a Houston Texans fan do after his team wins the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off his PlayStation 3.

Q: Why don't the Houston Texans have a website?
A: They can't string 3 Ws together.

Q: What do you call a Houston Texan with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!

How 'bout them cowboys?!

(drops soap) bend over and pick that up for me, would you... lover?

Of the toughest times man, be strong! That is what she would want you to do. Like I said before she had the most beautiful smile that I will certainly never forget myself!

Talked to Kris a little bit to see what was all going and and we talked about it. She is really heart broken for you. If I ever make it down to Texas, I will be sure to look you up.

You're in my prayers Cowboy

Let's be serious here.

unless you're playing First person shootes. You don't really need an Xbox.

like that's LITERALLY, the only games I don't care about. are FPS. And when I TRIED to find Xbox exclusives for me to find a reason to buy it.

the only game that even "barely" comes close is Fable. And that game is very "meh" I played it on my brother's Xbox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd3-1NsRsrs&list=UU1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ&index=5&feature=plcp

This sums up my feelings about the election. I'm glad romney didn't win, but I'm not happy that what I got was obama.

http://www.youtube.com/theyoungturks

You should watch these guys instead of mainstream media.

It's where I get most my info and I just listen while I'm driving.

YAY! <3 I feel loved now XD

sure why not. i'll take a spot if someone drops out.

i'm weird when it comes to fantasy football. i'll play a year, then skip a year. then repeat the cycle, weird i know.

how 'bout them cowboys?!

I got a broken image.

The power of Romo compels you.

Dammit LC this whole time we haven't been friends?

We make official friendship now

I am sir

I am AquaMan on there

I look forward to kicking everyone's ass

Why yes it is. yes it is.

How's Kamidogu going for you?

THanks. 18chars and somesuch.