"Get up boy, we'ze gone hab fuuunn with y'all." Says this crusty looking mother****er. I yell "Get the **** off me you hillybilly fagge-" White, its all I can see for a few seconds. Then the back of my head starts throbbing like a b*tch! Ass hole knocked me upside the head with the butt of his gun. "Mmm, yessah, this one'll do real fine" One of those sick ****s is holding Sky down at gun point, his mouth is duct taped. The look in Sky's eyes made me fear him more than the gun at his head. He takes a big ass whiff of Sky's long hair, I gagged as I saw some of it go into his nose. "HUWOOOOOOOOO! Goddam boy! You n me gone be real good friends, thats for damn sure! Hey Aim Ass help me-" " Now I done teld you Cowboy! Its Ames!" "Boy you know goddam well I don't care fer yer fancy city bull shit! Now help me drag these Kansas City f@ggets into the back of the pickup!"
Ames ties my hands behind my back, the same with NS and Tab who look like they're unconscious. Please don't let these two ass holes be dead! They throw me, Tab & NS in the bed, but Sky is placed in between Cowboy & Ames in the cab. I can't see whats going on, but I hear Sky's muffled sceaming. I don't know what the f*ck is going on, but I'm starting to wish NS had bought 40 PS3's instead of these goddam plane tickets. I spend a good 10 minutes trying to get this tape off when Tab finally wakes up. He opens his mouth to yell for help "Shhhhhut the **** up, they'll kill us right here!" I whisper. "Where the f*ck are they taking us?!" He says in a hushed voice. "I don't know man, but something ****ed up is happening to Sky!" "NS. NS!" Tab whispers. But there is no response. The back of NS's head is bleeding pretty badly. We try for the rest of the ride to get this tape off, I swear this shits made of steal. I can't even think to myself, Sky's muffled screams dismantle my every attempt at thinking.
When we finally stop, my heart starts beating 60 beats a second. Cowboy grabs us out of the back and lays us on the dirt floor. "Which one you think she'll want first?" Cowboy asks. "Hell if it matters, Rita'll eat anything. But give her the chunky one first, he's out like a damn light, wont be givin you much trouble I reckon. Cut him loose too, they wriggle round even when they out, funna as shiet I tell ya what." Ames says, never once taking his eyes off of Sky.
Ames asks him in a sick manner "Can you squeal boy? Huh? Well if ya can't then thats okay boy. See cuz imma teach ya, ya hear. IMMA MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE A PIIIIG BOY! Huheheheheeeh" I notice Sky's arms and part of his face are covered with shallow cuts. Ames was cutting him with a razor blade while they were driving. As Ames drags us 3 into their small wooden house, I see NS' eyes slowly open as Cowboy sharpens an axe. Ames drags us inside and thats when I see the most bittersweet sight I've ever seen in my life. Hung up on the wall are the freshly skinned hides of the Survival man and they people that went with him. I was sick to my stomach.
I almost felt good for a second for making the call to not go with them, then I realize we're about to suffer the same fate, so, aww shucks. "You got dinner yet!?" I hear some woman yell from a room. "Almost! Hold yer goddam horses!" Ames yells before directing his attention to Tab. "Ya know boy, I've learned my lesson in the past. You try to force someone to suck yer dick, and they'll bite it! So much easier when dey aint got no teef to bite wiff." Ames pulls out a pair of pliers from a toolbox on their table. Tab freaks right the f*ck out "I dare you b1tch! I ****ING DARE YOU! Put that shit in my mouth! I don't need teeth! You'll have to reach up in my mudd hole to find your baby carrot!" Ames just started laughing as he walked towards him with the pliers.
Tab just keeps screaming and screaming! I close my eyes, I can't see this shit man! This is too ****ing shit! I hear a loud thud and feel something hit my leg. I open my eyes and there was just blood everywhere!
It was one of the greatest things I had ever seen in my life. That hillbilly prick gasping for air as he lay on my leg with an axe in his back. NS standing over him with a scared yet triumphant look in his eyes. This shit is just too crazy, just between you and me, I shit a little. "Cut me loose. CUT ME LOOSE!"
Sky finally screams at the top of his lungs. NS grabs a knife from the table and cuts Sky loose first. Sky immediately jumps up and rips the axe from Ames' back and slams it repeatedly into his head. His face was ****ing insane, but I was glad he was on my side. NS cuts the rest of us loose and we hear Rita yell "What the f*ck is goin on in dere?!" Sky pauses for a second and says to us "Hold up guys, I gotta go feed Rita" Sky walks into the back room with the axe and we hear screams that could make a grown man smile.
Sky doesn't even look at us as he walks out the door. I guess its safe to say he's keeping the axe. Trying to break the tension NS says "Damn Sky, you didn't even buy him dinner." Sky stops dead in his tracks, and laughs. "Shut the hell up NS" He jokingly adds. We were hungry, but trust me when I saw were weren't really in the mood for what they had in their fridge. We take a few beers, their axe and wouldn't you believe it? The ****ing shotgun had no bullets. But we take it anyway. Truck was out of gas too, remind me to pack a four leaf clover next time I go on vacation. None of us talk for a while. We head off in some random ass direction. After a few days of walking, sleeping and hunting, we see a sign in the distance. "Heavy Hitters: Fat Camp"