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yeah i was bored dare i ask ye favorite of these lines?

Torjbjorn: No matter what you do you're still no different from omnics
Jolt: For Brigette's sake i'm not bothering with a retort

Tracer: You would've made a great Overwatch agent.
Jolt: And you would have made a fine Slayer Lena

Jolt: Still tilted that headshot didn't do me in the slightest?
Widowmaker: perhaps I will just shoot that trap you call a mouth right now.

Winston: I Really appreciate you and the Rift Trekkers aid Jolt
Jolt: Maybe it's just cause i see a lot of Trey in you ya lovable idealistic lug.

Zarya: Just what we needed another mechanical abomination.
Jolt: Judging a book by it's cover......classy

Jolt: Appreciate the offer Zenny but i got to many skeletons in the closest
Zenyatta: So did Genji.

Reaper: When this is over you and your slayer buddies are goin on the list
Jolt: Yeah threatening the guy who tore you apart and nearly atomized you is a wonderful idea...

Reindhart: Sometimes i wish i could live on as you do Jolt
Jolt: Trust me living for a long time let alone forever is not a gift.

Roadhog: great another omnic.
Jolt: shut it kevlard.

Soldier 76: Gotta admit part of me really wishes i could have been to see you tear that "monster" apart
Jolt: Gotta admit most of me finds that disappointingly tragic.

Sombra: I just can't wait to see what makes you tick.
Jolt: you should ask the last schmuck that tried to hack me or better yet whats left of him.

Symmetra: You are sadly deluded if you think the chaos you are initiating will bring peace.
Jolt: Says the glorified pawn on a cheesboard.

Jolt: Lets see who's the quicker shot on the battlefield eh Mccree?
McCree: Hoo hoooo you sure you wanna ride this train Jolt?

Jolt: Uhhhh Mei sorry you and snowball had to see that "ugly" side of me.....
Mei: It's ok I know deep down you are a good person.

Mercy: You're are quite puzzling Jolt
Jolt: Yeah i know who else is essentially a glorified animated suit of malleable armor with a soul?

Moira: Such a fascintating piece of hardware you are...
Jolt: Sorry but i'm not quite partial to dissection and experimentation to geneticists

Orisa: My it is so fascinating to see a unique omnic such as you
Jolt: Mam, i'll have you know there is a certain green eyed moth hybrid that may be felling a little jelly about you.

Pharah: If only you came and your friends came to this world sooner there may still be an overwatch
Jolt: Better late than never at least

Genji: I can sense within in you and sympathize some kind of feeling of not belonging in this world
Jolt: You don't know the half of it.

Hanzo: You will never understand the pain i have endured
Jolt: Cry me a river i know what it's like to lose family and loved ones

Junkrat: You would look just perfect as a smoldering pile of scrap
Jolt: And you would wonderful being as stain on a road

Jolt: Y'know you should do collab with Dizzy, then again the world is not ready for that
Lucio: There's no such thing as too much good

Hanzo: You will never understand the pain i have endured
Jolt: Cry me a river i know what it's like to lose family and loved ones

Junkrat: You would look just perfect as a smoldering pile of scrap
Jolt: And you would wonderful being as stain on a road

Jolt: Y'know you should do collab with Dizzy, then again the world is not ready for that
Lucio: There's no such thing as too much good

If jolt was in overwatch

Ana: Jolt you seem so wise yet so young
Jolt: Eh just a technical immortal trying to live life as if it was finite

Jolt: (To bastion) Well now looks like i'm not the only machine of war with a heart around here
Bastion: *confused beep*

Brigette: So when this is over you don't mind showing me the secret to your amalgamation core would ya?
Jolt: Easier said to done plus thats alot of potential power I'm sharing with one person

Doomfist: I won't underestimate you again Jolt
Jolt: Good maybe ya won't lose half a 1000 talon mooks brutally and nearly lose an edgelord via vaporization

D.Va: After this is over You, Me, Fighters of the Storm lets see if your good as your friends say.
Jolt: All i gotta say to that is Bring it!

one of ye (i think) waifus
https://i.imgur.com/fst7CL4.jpg

sounds like your buddy can use some aid

Never in my life have i seen a diablos get disrespected so badly...

Yup it's a shameless jojo reference

also gave Trey a new berserk button
insulting his hat

https://imgur.com/nnmQI0k
https://imgur.com/narlOty
https://imgur.com/MhI132Q

So i ound music that makes me think loose cannons

And when jolt finds the culprits imagine a scene like this
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/HeroAntagonist.jpg

Lets just say draining her of blood was the least horrible thing that happened to her in the last 30 minutes of her life Jolt will not speak of the rest but he was forced to watch it all happen to her also why hurting kids is a major berserk button for him

The closest thing he had to a little sister a reason why he has it out for carouches

Here s something thats gonna warrent questions from you
https://i.imgur.com/V8YVwAo.jpg

Killed any elder dragons yet?