Celebrity Death Predictions: 2012

What a somber topic to discuss with such a jovial, light-heartedly tone. The world has suffered great losses as important individuals perished to flesh wounds and various natural causes since the dawn of time. For those wishing to see the constitution of others crumble and decay for any particular reason, you may ought to meditate under the waterfall of knowledge and ponder while being cascaded with enlightening revelations. The ephemeral beauty of life cannot be expressed with mere words, pictorial renderings, or poetic odes. I've interacted with a fair share of siphoning social parasites, but wishing eternal slumber upon them, or any recognized celebrity, for the sole purpose of retribution or amusement, I could never; it is disgusting, myopic, and sophomoric.

Bottom line: as funny and innocent the original poster's intent may be, this thread is highly offensive.

Firstly, without death, new life (including yours) couldn't exist. Second, this thread is called "Celebrity Death Predictions 2012", so it has nothing to do with wishing death on anyone. Yeah, it will obviously dissolve into a death-wishing thread, but that doesn't mean you have to participate in that capacity. Third, remove the stick from your rear-end and have some fun.

Betty White and Larry King are both highly likely. I have a hunch that Robin Williams won't see any of 2013. I mean, he's already had one heart attack and I've heard he's fairly high-strung.
 
Uwe Boll: around... the time when I get my hands on him.
I'm visiting Germany and America this year so I got to find him there somewhere, hehe.

Dead: no... roughed up...? mm... mmha... mmwhahahahaaaa... yesss...

(every game to movie converse he screws up = a broken bone :)

And what's up with the Knights of Morale up in here...? like someone said before... Chillax.
It's all figuritive speech... pff.
^^^^^^^^^^: dunno if that's correct, my English was thought to me by my TV and games so...
 
I have a hunch that Robin Williams won't see any of 2013. I mean, he's already had one heart attack and I've heard he's fairly high-strung.

Noooooo!! I'm going to bawl like a baby when he eventually buys it. He's definitely my 'cinematic dad', on top of being a great actor, and overall cool individual.
 
Everyone is posting their guesses....
Why not Zoidberg? (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)

Alright here goes:

Jim Carey
Larry King
Madonna
Jay Leno
Eddie Vedder
Martin Lawrence

You get a big fist pump from me for that reference lol. I guess I took the thread too seriously, my bad guysXD.
 
damn. I thought the same thing for some odd reason. Not this year exactly, but sometime soon. I mean he isnt even old, but I can sense something really bad happening to him for some reason. Which would be sad to me, cause I love the guy.

I slightly like Pearl Jam, but it wouldn't really effect me if me died. But I feel the same thing, I know his time is almost up. Every year one musician has to die, one comedian, one actor, actress, and someone random. I just know he's not going to be around long.. just got a feeling.
You get a big fist pump from me for that reference lol. I guess I took the thread too seriously, my bad guysXD.

*fist pumps* :cool:
And it's coo broseph.
 
What a somber topic to discuss with such a jovial, light-heartedly tone. The world has suffered great losses as important individuals perished to flesh wounds and various natural causes since the dawn of time. For those wishing to see the constitution of others crumble and decay for any particular reason, you may ought to meditate under the waterfall of knowledge and ponder while being cascaded with enlightening revelations. The ephemeral beauty of life cannot be expressed with mere words, pictorial renderings, or poetic odes. I've interacted with a fair share of siphoning social parasites, but wishing eternal slumber upon them, or any recognized celebrity, for the sole purpose of retribution or amusement, I could never; it is disgusting, myopic, and sophomoric.

Bottom line: as funny and innocent the original poster's intent may be, this thread is highly offensive.

hahaha, oh man, you are TOTALLY not getting this. At all. Nor is Zoidberg.


Every year, there is this organization (I forget the name now) that puts out predictions for the year's celebrity deaths. This isn't a thread in which you WISH these people die, or WANT them to die, it's just a prediction. It isn't meant to be funny in any possible way, though some people will joke about things like Justin Beiber, etc.


Chill, and EKS hit the nail on the head so thanks to you, sir, for understanding the thread, and for everyone else getting it.

Again, this is NOT to wish death upon ANY of these people, and it's not a jolly good time if any of them do die. It's simply a prediction list, much like predicting who will win the superbowl.



Exactly this. Jade were you not the one parading around saying those celebrating Gaddafi's death were horrible people. And yet you post this?

*absolute facepalm*

This has NOTHING to do with celebrating someone's death whatsoever. THIS IS NOT A THREAD WHERE YOU WISH DEATH UPON PEOPLE. These are people who are old or in bad health. I wont be happy when anyone I listed dies, it's a PREDICTION.

I am a little stunned that some of you appear to have never seen a topic like this before....people do it every year....it isn't as 'evil' as you seem to think it is.....you seem to get the impression that this list is a death wishlist. It isn't even close to that. There are people on my list I hope to hell don't die but they are in poor health and it's gonna suck if they pass away.

Your attempt to point out hypocrisy really did fail, dude, sorry. This thread has NOTHING to do with celebrating someone's death, and the example you used couldn't be further off the mark. That was someone who was caught and killed without being given the chance of a fair trial and people thought it was 'awesome' that his hair was pulled and he was beaten and shot. This is a list of predictions based off of people's state of health and age. It's not close to your example at all.

Continue to play MK and not be offended that you are ripping someone into pieces but get offended when a death prediction list is created :P


Honestly, though, don't take it the wrong way....I understand that you may be new to this subject but, trust me, it isn't meant to be what you think it is meant to be at all. If you are offended, apologies, but it isn't suppose to be. This list has been a popular one for people to do for years. Some people go as far as betting on it....I wouldn't.
 
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i gotta go with Steven Tyler, he has ways of defying death though cause he's been looking like a zombie for the past decade. c'mon he's a rockstar, its hard to kick the habit so i think he'll kick that bucket.
 
Hopefully justin beiber. We don't need him. He can't sing. Goodbye.

I wish the same on Michael Vick...actually, I've been wishing death upon Vick ever since the dog fighting scandal erupted (and because of it, too)! I actually wanted him hanged for what he did to those dogs, and I still do!
 
Rebecca Black
Justin Bieber
Jersey Shore Cast

But of course that is more of a wishlist than a prediction.
 
I love John Malkovich but he's getting old. Wouldn't say this year though. I just can't think of celebrities off the top of my head.

And Justin Bieber is eternal 8-)
 
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