Re: MKHS: First Day

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...That was my intro.
What do you mean that's not a good intro?..
Yeah? Well f*ck your mother!
Oh? You already did, I forgot! Hah you-- Oh... Heeeeeey TRMK.. Didn't see 'ya there...
SATURDAY
*Liu Kangs/Kung Lao's dorm room, Saturday morning.*
**Liu Kang's awake first, Kung Lao's still asleep.**
Liu Kang: Kung Lao, wake up!
Kung Lao: *Mumble mumble*
Liu Kang: It's Saturday!
Kung Lao: *Mumble* Shut *Mumble* the hell up.
Liu Kang: Get up!
*Kung Lao sits up in his bed, stares at Liu Kang, and then lays back down*
**Liu Kang walks out of Kung Lao's room and proceeds into the kitchen, there's a knock at the door, Liu Kang proceeds to open said door which the knock as fallen upon. Li Mei is standing infront of him.**
Li Mei: Hey Liu!
Liu Kang: How do you know my name?
Li Mei: I know Jade!
Liu Kang: Right. How do you know where I live?
Li Mei: I'm friends with Mileena, her dad's the principal.. it kind of links together.
Liu Kang: Right. So why are you here on a Saturday morning?
Li Mei: Do you only ask questions?
Liu Kang: No.
Li Mei: *Awkward pause consisting of 5 seconds*.. Well.. are you just gonna let me stand out in the hallway like this?S
Liu Kang: Oh.. right, sorry. Come on in.
*Li Mei walks in and sits on the couch, throwing her feet on the table*
Li Mei: So why are you up so early?
Liu Kang: I always wake up this early.. Why are you at my dorm so early?
Li Mei: Because I can be! *Giggles*
Liu Kang: ..Okay. Well.. can I get you some breakfast?
Li Mei: *Looks around the dorm room's 'Living Room'* ..Mm.. Nah.
Liu Kang: Okay.. Is there anything I can get for you?
Li Mei: I thought we could have some fun! *She gets up and smiles, walking toward the kitchen, where Liu Kang is.*
Liu Kang: Like what? It's Saturday mor-- *He's cut off by a kiss*
*Li Mei and Liu Kang 'make out' for what seems like forever before the door opens and Kung Lao walks out*
Kung Lao: Liu! What are you doing in your boxers!
*Liu Kang opens his eyes, sees Li isn't there and looks down, wearing red briefs... then he wakes up.*
**Kung Lao is adjusting a hat, already clothed for the day.**
Kung Lao: Liu, you alright?
Liu Kang: Yeah.. just had a crazy uh.. dream.
Kung Lao: It's not normally like you to wake up so late.
Liu Kang: It's 11:00 A.M... wait, you're right.
Kung Lao: Exactly. Get dressed, you, me, Johnny, Jax, and a few others are going out tonight!
Liu Kang: Where?
Kung Lao: That's a surprise!
Liu Kang: *Rolls his eyes* I
love surprises.
Kung Lao: Just get dressed.
*FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS, WE'RE NOW AT JOHNNY CAGE'S PLACE! YEAH!*
Jax: Why are you wearing your sunglasses?
Johnny Cage: Why aren't your arms made out of metal?
Jax: That doesn't even make sense.
Johnny Cage: Exactly.
Jax: Whatever, man. Are you ready or what?
Johnny Cage: Of course I'm ready, that's why I'm wearing my sunglasses.
Jax: Inside. At eleven in the morning?
Johnny Cage: Yup!
Jax: *Rolls his eyes* Let's go get the others.
Johnny Cage: Best to start early, 'eh?
Jax: Hah, exactly.
*Johnny Cage and Jax go to Kung Lao and Liu Kang's dorm room.*
Frost: And so I was like "BLEH!" and she was like "MEH!" and we were both like "GLEEEHHH".. it was sooooo retarded.
Kira: Hahaha! Wow she sounds sooooo dumb!
Frost: She totally is, like, oh my god!
Jax: Can you ladies stop talking like that?
Frost: Like, oh my god! You don't even KNOW us! Ugh! Why do they always have to be such asses!
Kira: *Duckfaces and looks at the door they're standing at* She better answer her god damn door!
*Johnny Cage and Jax bang on Liu Kang's and Kung Lao's door. Kung Lao opens the door*
Kung Lao: Who is i-- Oh, why the f*ck are you banging on my door?
Frost: Heeey! He's kinda cuuuuuute~
Kira: Hah! Frost, stop being such a little slut!
*Jax and Johnny Cage run into the house and Kung Lao slams the door, his back against the now closed door*
Kung Lao: What the hell WERE THEY?
Jax: Demon spawn, that's the only answer!
Johnny Cage: *Nods* Hey, where's love-shattered Liu at?
Liu Kang: *Gives Johnny the death glare as he walks out of the room, completely dressed* Right here.
Johnny Cage: ..Right. So are we gonna go or what?
Jax: *Holds up two controllers* Let's play for a bit first.
Johnny Cage: When the hell did you grab those?
Liu Kang: I think he carries them with him at all times.
Jax: Shut up.
Kung Lao: Whatever, I'm ready to play anytime, anywhere, and I'll still kick all of your asses.
Liu Kang: You can't even beat pacman. On easy.
*Jax and Johnny cage laugh loudly as Kung Lao murmurs and sits on the couch, they all play as we shift on over to Frost and Kira*
Kira: Oh my god, Frost, I don't think she's home.
Frost: Ugh! Just knock again.
Kira: I was supposed to knock?
Frost: Yeah! I mean, what, do you want me to ruin my nails? I don't think so!
Kira: *Knocks* Yeah, eheh, I guess you're like.. totally right and stuff.
*Li Mei answers the door, rubbing her eyes*
Kira & Frost: Haaaaaay gurrrl!!
Li Mei: What do you two want?
Frost: Did you know you have MAJOR eye-candy living across from you?
Kira: Frost! Shut up, hahaha!
Li Mei: No, who lives across from me?
Kira: Well, there's this guy and he looks SO hot with a hat on. Then there was this guy wearing glasses and a black guy at their door. They were cute too.
Li Mei: ...Really discriptive..
Frost: Well, whatever, let's go somewhere!
Li Mei: It's like.. 11. In the morning.
Kira: Well, we're already dressed up, what do you want us to do, like.. get like.. un-ready or something?
Li Mei: Whatever. Give me a minute.
Frost: Hurry up!
*Li Mei closes the door as (THE AUDIENCE AT HOME, WATCHING ON A TELEVISION) we see another door open, this door being Smoke 'N' Noob's.*
Noob: Well, you ready Smoke?
Smoke: For what?
Noob: We're going out tonight. With Liu and them.
Smoke: Oh I had other plans.
Noob: Lemme guess, JADE?
Smoke: Yeah man, we had a date tonight.
Noob: Come on, you practically frikkin' proposed to her on Thursday!
Smoke: Shut up, man.
Noob: *Grunts and opens the front door* You're changing, man.
Smoke: What's that supposed to - *Noob walks out and closes the front door* - mean..
*Now we're following Noob. YAY FOR CAMERA POSISTIONING!*
Noob: God, what a loser.
Noob's Clone: Yeah I agree.
Noob: I mean, ever since he got a girlfriend *Sub-Zero and Scorpion open their door, Noob doesn't notice, they follow him silently* he's been such a dick!
Noob's Clone: So distant, right?
Noob: Yeah!
*After about three minutes of Noob's complaining .. to himself.. they all get to Liu Kang/Kung Lao's dorm and knock on the door.*
Johnny Cage: Somebody answer that.
Liu Kang: No way man, so you can cheat?
Jax: Hah! You should just give up anyways Liu, you're losin' SO bad!
Liu Kang: Are you kidding me!
Jax: Oh wait, I'm player three.
*Everyone laughs as Jax is eliminated. Jax gets up and answers the door. Noob is back into one person.*
Jax: Hey you guys!
Noob: *Looks back to see Scorpion and Sub-Zero* What the hell, you guys!
Scorpion: You're such a woman!
Sub-Zero: *Mimicing Noob* "And nao dat he has a giwlfwend!" Hahahah!
Noob: *Kicks Scorpion's shin and knees Sub-Zero's stomach* Whatever
Johnny Cage: Hey you guys, where's Smoke?
Noob: He didn'--
Sub-Zero: Oh, you mean Noob's lover? Yeah, he didn't wanna come tonight. *Sub-Zero goes back to clutching his stomach*
Scorpion: Hah. Anyways, are you guys ready to go?
Kung Lao: Yeah give us a minute!
*After about ten hours of gaming, three pizzas ordered, and five phone calls from angry pizza companies, the group turns off the console*
Kung Lao: YEAH! I won!
Liu Kang: No you didn't.
Kung Lao: What do you mean?
*Liu Kang kills Kung Lao once more, bringing his score higher on whatever game they're playing. Probably Road Brawler Grande edition.*
Liu Kang: I won.
Kung Lao: Not even once. Not. Even. Once.
Johnny Cage: Ugh.. what time is it?
Jax: Nine..
Noob: I'm tired.
*Scorpion is unconcious, Sub-Zero is in the bathroom*
**Another awkward five minutes pass in complete silence**
Everyone (Excluding Scorpion and Sub-Zero): What the f*ck is wrong with us?!
*The group decide to go out next weekend*
*End of Saturday*
WOOP. Intermission! Go out and get some drinks, or somethin'!