Time to get hype, time to get wild, guess what its time for, FREESTYLES!!

NS922 said:
^Fukk da law, I get shit done by myself
Like when I snatch up a pedestrian and rob them of wealth
Get a book off the shelf and learn how to read
I'm dangerous to your health, I'll chop ya up and watch ya bleed
My mind is contaminated, dirty like a bed pan
Decaying like the flesh of a reanimated dead man

I can't get a date without it ending in a murder
Cuz if a b!tch is a b!tch, then I'm gonna have to hurt her
"SHUT THE HELL UP HOE, GET YO AZZ IN DA KITCHEN
I'M TIRED OF YO NAGGIN AND YO STUPID AZZ B1TCHIN
Just make me a sammich, and then I'll be happy
Although if it tastes bad, I'll have to get my wrench, Slappy
And slap yo jaw until yo teef fall out
Beat ya stupid mouth in so you can't call out
And then, if I'm nice, I'll let you go home
Just don't even THINK about touching a phone
The last thing you want to do is get involved with the 5-Oh
Because if you try call them up, I'll make sure you ain't alive, hoe!
They'll pull up to yo house and find you dead in the trash
And by then I'd be gone, ran off with a dash"

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Dashin off from the scene in the middle of night
No regrets from my neck check, the b!tch was a dyke
Run off to her mother's house all wild and rude
Show up at the door dick swingin and nude
"You're the piece of shit thats been datin my daughter!"
Calm down slut, I'm just wantin some wawta

Mistake 1, the b!tch let me through the door
Mistake 2, the b!tch called my moms a whore
Mistake 3, I don't care if you blood or cuz
You gettin beat down if you don't tell me how good the cheese was

So as I place my lips on dat sweet dairy
The ho got up and slammed me with a chair g
I got pissed! My inner dragon hissed
Hopped up, crescent kick, but I ****in missed
I fell face first, right in the dirt
Slut gave me a titty twister right through my shirt
My breast, my bosom, my tit, my teet
Did the first thing I could and grabbed for them feet

Kurt Angle, special on the mat
B!tch cryin so loud I knew she was democrat
Remember that, for your future reference
Before you kill a skank, take out the parents


:cool:
 
I'm comin with this sick freestyle
You come to see me, you better have on a smile
Because I brighten the whole place up, just like a flash light
If you claim to be a playa, you better have yo cash right
I'm hard with his underground thunder sound
No need to run around, when I get my gat, I'll shoot ya down
And you already know I have a sick flow
But you gotta wait a minute so your hoe can let my dick go
I told her "not now", but she wanted my ball sack
She gave me her number too, but I won't call back
ANYWAY.......enough of that
I'll play yo ass any day, while stuffin rats
Into a stash, and I'll release em on yo ass
You betta dash, you betta run real fast
Or my diseased minions will cause some harm
Nibble on ya forehead and rip off your arm
I feed them lots of steroids so they can get large
And they'd never ever bite me, they know who's in charge
But forget about them, they're just the tip of the iceberg
I also pack vipers that bite with a nice burn
Inject the venom directly into your stream
Sit back and watch you melt, engulfed in steam
Alright, I'm done now, nothing more I need to say
Just play nice, children, and have a good day
 
Holy f*cking shit. :afraid:
Goddamn, NS922.. I didn't know you would go THAT hard!!
Seriously!!!
What the f*uck?!
Dude just killed it..
I gotta take a break.
I can't follow that shit.
 
Get ready for my freestyle
I haven't rapped in a while
Who am I kidding, I've never done this
But I'll try, I'll try for the bliss
My name is Joseph, your Puerto Rican bro
I hope we stay cool, I don't chill with no hoe


I play Gears of War every day and night
If you abuse the sawed-off get ready for a fight
I own noobs with my retro lancer
cause I am no nooby wall bouncing prancer
I see you playing as unarmored Marcus
So I'm about to leave you as a bloodied carcus
I don't play warzone cause I wanna have fun
Where's the executions? I ain't no nun
My favorite map is mercy cause I love close quarters
Just don't be a pussy, firing those mortars
 
TaBB3rnackle92 said:
Damn, Shirayuki!
Not bad!! :proud:
Son, I am proud.
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Blunt hangin from my lip wit that gat tight in my grip/ **** poppin off a few caps ima empty the whole clip/ take out every one of my enemies/ when I come up on they porches wit semi-auto artillery/ tossin molotov ****tails and causin misery/ to any mutha ****er that's stupid enough to get at me/ eatin darvocet on the front steps in the projects/ drinkin liquid hydrocodone and playin wit sharp objects/ its really quite simple/ I'm a little ****ed in my mental/ write my rhyme quick and then stab you wit my ****in pencil/ suspenseful when I got that barrell to ya temple/ pull triggers and leave you as a chalk line stencil/ throw my hoodie up and flee the crime scene wit haste/ knowin the last thing you'll ever see is my face.
 
Grand Theft Auto is my main game
challenge me b*tch and I swear I'll put you to shame
I'll pop you with my uzi while driving by
you won't see it coming I'll be quiet as a fly
Then you'll try and camp, oh boy you're dead
if I don't get you I'll just run and let you get killed by a fed
I don't play races, I play man's modes
you'll be whining so much that you'll want to look up some cheat codes
I'll hop in my Infernus and run your ass over
shit will be crazier than the mission Four Leaf Clover
It's bedtime mother f*cker so let me tuck you in
I'll kill you with my bare knife, straight b*tch slappin.
 
When I free style outloud my raps are REALLy random... like...

Yo once upon a time in a far away land,
I played SSBM and fought master hand,
wiped his life clean with a windshield wiper,
Maximum gaming efficiency if you wear a diaper,
Download a picture of bob saget,
erase him with a strong magnet,
Pretty color screen leave you with a seizure,
running an errond for momma to please her.

^^
Me and my friends were free styling. And my stuff comes out so stupid.

dunno how you guys can make REAL heart felt raps out of the blue lol. Atleast I'm pretty good at rhyming.

I realized the trick to make it sound more awesome is to use the word you want,(while thinking ahead.) And rhyme a word with it FIRST.

so if I want to talk about a sand castle, I think hassle

so I use hassle first

It'd be such a hassle
to build a sand castle.
^^
hope that make sense. I guess what i'm saying is if your theme of your rap is about vampires. You should use a word that rhymes with "Blood" BEFORE you use blood. otherwise it seems like your rhyming at the moment. Where as when you do it like I mentioned people are more impressed because they know you're two versus ahead in your thinking, vs what you're physically saying.

Dunno man. any tips? I want to try real stuff but I always end up being goofy. My friends like it when I'm goofy, but I want the real stuff sometimes.
 
@critical when I rap I become a characature of myself. Every aspect of my personality blown way out of proportion. All the things I might think but never say. When I rap I say anything. Because I look at it from an inside perspective. But I also look at it from an outside perspective just like any actor would look at playin a character.
Because that's me but in a fun house mirror so its me but not really. Now when I do serious like heartfelt shit my real personality bleeds through more. Just be over the top and confident man! And try to sound interesting. Music is implicitly personal because, no one think or sounds the same as anyone else. And even though people may share influences and styles no one would necessarily play a note or sing a note the same way another person would. You have a singular individual voice that comes through even when you aren't singing. Music period is huge for me I've played guitar and drums for 16 years and sang all my life. You can create whatever and **** who doesn't like it. I love music and play and rap just for that simple fact. Just love doin it and stay dedicated. I'm still shitty at rappin but I do it everyday. I sucked when I first started playin, but you gotta start somewhere. I just do it cause its fun and I love it. So stick to it if you like doin it man!
 
It's going quick, these kicks, to the head of those dicks
Cut you all swift, so swift, that I'll be jack and jump over the candle stick
Murdering!
Straight homicide, killing the millions of innocent
I'll lay down smooth and take out this knife and play with it
Murdering!
Run you over on my way to work
Come back in six hours and finish the job
Throw you in a ditch and light your corpse on fire
It's not my fault your a mother fuucking liar!
The liar's on fire and the sky isn't getting brighter
It's getting dimmer and it's time for dinner so I'm take off like a roadrunner
 
*Got to read out loud at a million BPM*

I am the trendsetter
But I don't wanna upset her
So better than ever
My pullover sweater
Black, red, green, white stripes
Teach you how to read
While you teach me how to write
I be transgender bender
But I don't want to upset her
I like your friends a lot
But I like your girlfriend better

Ask me what's up? How you doing? How you Feeling
Point up, that's what's up to the ceiling
Now I am dealing with a crisis
Please be polite to this
A one toothed with gingivitis
I thought I lost myself
But I found my head on the shelf
My pullover sweater can weather any weather

I be the trendsetter
Think you know her better
I know how she likes leather
I know just where to pet her
Tend to skip breakfest, fork and just spoon
Procreate to some catchy showtunes
Babies with rabies just can't contain these
So we ship it to the Andes
Does not matter what mountain range
Nothing if going to change


I am the trendsetter
In my pull over sweater
The transgender bender
No need to surrender
I am no contender
No need to put up a fight
In my black, green, red, white stripes

You can surely
Call me Shirley Manhands
Best of both worlds
I can pee when I stand
Black by popular demand
No need to roll
No need to rock
I am Jenny from the block
Will Smith don't wanna mess with

I just then encounter Debbie Downer
As I pound her on the counter
Have her back in the sack
No Problem, no contest
With my roofie express
Can't be trusted, When I want my nut busted
Just one of a kind
I only give hugs from behind

Can I get a beat
Like a battered child
Copyright infringing my style
Puts you on trial
This is panic on the Titanic
I have a way with words like Iraqis
Had their way with the Kurds.

Wanna bet
I can't remember what trends I set.
 
Armageddon said:
PIE:
Eat pie.
Then fly.
You could die.
But I rather eat pie.
Cause I'm fly.

Beat that!!!!
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Yo bro duty calls
So get on that corner n suck some balls
Do your job and slob some knob
Call me pimp daddy Corn off Cob

Cough up the money, yeah daddy's cut
Or catch a right honey, faster than kids out my nut
Bring you a whole new level of pain
Beatin you ass boy, call me Clubba Lang

Theres a lesson to be had in all this ass beating
Listen next time you in a ho meetin
Next time daddy says get out there and work,
Best choke on meat, and jerk some gerk :cool:
 
back said:
Yo bro duty calls
So get on that corner n suck some balls
Do your job and slob some knob
Call me pimp daddy Corn off Cob

Cough up the money, yeah daddy's cut
Or catch a right honey, faster than kids out my nut
Bring you a whole new level of pain
Beatin you ass boy, call me Clubba Lang

Theres a lesson to be had in all this ass beating
Listen next time you in a ho meetin
Next time daddy says get out there and work,
Best choke on meat, and jerk some gerk :cool:
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