Time to get hype, time to get wild, guess what its time for, FREESTYLES!!

My English teacher asked us to write a poem on adversity.

I didn't do the assignment and decided to write a funny rap for my gay friend lol

Be gay
Gay is okay
Suck dick all day
Cause gay is the way.
Guys like to lay
Together they play
Oh yo you gay???
If you gay say hey
We gonna meet on Monday
Play Twister til the end of May
Best part, you don't gotta pay!
Please yo, please stay,
I'll get dat Bengay.

Lol I dunno I was bored. I made him crack up though :laugh:
 
Damn y'all where the hell the love been?
Daddy's back from the grave and I've yet to receive my blumpkin
Gone in a blur, you cur, why the hell you leave fer?
B*tch niggas backin away like I'm X factor Wesker
And with a gun shot, I prop you up for the show stop
The great feeding of pig slop, fill ya chops till ya drop
Want some more? Well I got four
Blue balls on cue waiting to paint ya floor
A viscous white
My feat to skeet shall amaze on sight
Nuts bust on command to ravage your land
Now I demand complete compliance for I am not your average kitchen appliance, silence, for your reliance to this alliance is no mo
Ergo the eviction notice we applied to this convicted novice in the province of the great prince



The hairless
 
Oooooh get out with ya muthaf*ckin weak shit
This is man territory, end of the story I'm one you can't compete with
Maniac with a fat stack of f*ckin ones
Shotgun out and I'm blastin, so duck and run
Before I light ya head up and make ya brains explode
Face blown up, sprayin pieces of lymph nodes
I'm nice for a price, pay me well and it's all swell
But if you don't come equipped, Imma send your ass to hell
I'm poor as f*ck and profane is my main language
I won't refrain to go insane and leave you cryin with anguish
As you can see I get pretty ruthless when I begin to rhyme
My imagination is stuck in a muck of alien slime
You am no real super sand and that's what I will prove
I'll hitcha witha special beam cannon before you can move
 
I've never been one of too much value or worth
Thats why when I sky dive I play chicken with earth
Faceplant to face the demise that I rise
Back to the mill to enhance another life
While mine is like a doo diaper it stays shitty
But I'd be lyin if I said that bull shit could kill me

I don't know why I am what I am
Look in the mirror don't know if I'd call it a man
Reflection far from perfection I see a beast
This aint sports thats shit aint good to say the least
A man trapped in the wrong life and style
I need a cool chick wife with a nice smile

But the **** am I kidding on the mind of a master
I am far from deserving a queen of her stature
Had a dream I died last night and had to flip the mattress
Was a wet dream that was better than it lasted
Never been depressed but this life is taking too much
Either change my batteries or give me a crutch

I want out of this game but got too much in it
So I sit at this poker table with no way to win it
I stand here with a goofy smile and a couple sick thoughts
Need to chill the **** out and smoke some pot
Conform to the masses of the stupid and classless
Spread feces on my image and blend right in
For to be individual is the greatest of sins
 
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I respect women when I'm on a date
I take them to the park or maybe a museum and I only ever kiss them, IF they're ready
woohoo, say wooaaaahh
Wipe ya shoes on the mat when you come in the house, someone JUST CLEANED that floor wooohoooo
 
Hey bbblp Imma keep this shit alive





Yo lemme hit this rap up, ya know I aint stallin
already know I'm ballin, I leave them hoes callin
Load up my guns and leave some muthafukkas fallin
If they still alive, they gonna be on the floor, crawlin
Stomp em in the head, brain splatter like Jackson Pollock
Don't know who that is, well he was an alcoholic
He made paintings that were splattered on the floor
like ya brain will be after I walk through ya door
If ya cant tell, I'm a pretty decent rapper
and my hand is very useful as a hoe slapper
tellabish to shuddup and stay out mah damn bidness
I was not with your friend last night, she aint with this
but anyway I dont hit on women I was just playin
disregard every damn thing that I'm sayin
This is all for goof and spoof, Eric and Timmy
just remember to use a sock for your jimmy



Thats just for starters
 
Uh-huh I see you NS keeping this alive
Let a Yungin hop on and get a try!

As I begin to type,
I get the crowd all crazy and hype.
flow dirty as fuk as I drop rhymes to max speed
Get some Clorox on this b!tch and call me Mr. Clean.

A Yung king looking to make a mark,
always moving forward like a blood crazed shark.
Any obstacle in the way ain't gonna stand a chance,
get obliterated with just a muthafuking glance.

One more verse to close out this verse,
so it's time to take these bishes to church.
Forever hold these rhymes dear to my heart,
closer than Jesus hanging on the cross.

And done.
 
back said:
I've never been one of too much value or worth
Thats why when I sky dive I play chicken with earth
Faceplant to face the demise that I rise
Back to the mill to enhance another life
While mine is like a doo diaper it stays shitty
But I'd be lyin if I said that bull shit could kill me

I don't know why I am what I am
Look in the mirror don't know if I'd call it a man
Reflection far from perfection I see a beast
This aint sports thats shit aint good to say the least
A man trapped in the wrong life and style
I need a cool chick wife with a nice smile

But the **** am I kidding on the mind of a master
I am far from deserving a queen of her stature
Had a dream I died last night and had to flip the mattress
Was a wet dream that was better than it lasted
Never been depressed but this life is taking too much
Either change my batteries or give me a crutch

I want out of this game but got too much in it
So I sit at this poker table with no way to win it
I stand here with a goofy smile and a couple sick thoughts
Need to chill the **** out and smoke some pot
Conform to the masses of the stupid and classless
Spread feces on my image and blend right in
For to be individual is the greatest of sins
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Real recognizes real bb
 
Call this stupid fool Spine boy, Wack the Ripper
Sorta like Jack, but aint hangin with no strippers
lowpunch is lurkin hard upon that invisible
but he's just hidin out from all these snoopy individuals
The kid called YungQ is puttin these lyrics down, he's on the rise
Didn't know he was like that, but he IS black, so that's no surprise
Switchin subjects back to da lil Messican man
Acting like he hard, I'll hit him with a frying pan
This little Spine Ripper will catch a double dipper indeed
hittin it up in the butt, to the mouth like human centipede
I still aint watched that shit though
But I must continue to put down this flow
So I'll just let it go
I said I was a balla and he said he stopped reading
But when I bust his ass with a crowbar he'll be bleeding
Since we're good chums, I'll let him live for now
Though he'll still take it in the bum like a hoe gettin plowed

I'm done with that boy, lemme talk about another
While Spine takes it on the flo, this boy goes undercover
just like his favorite girlboy thing called Poison
he keeps his bunghole open so he can let the boys in
Shirayuki Mizore in the Best of the Best thread
Postin up pics of cartoons he wants in bed
Sayin that it's art, but that shit aint even deep
This is shitty "art" that I could make in my sleep
Ames is a better artist than these homo hentai makers
I'll lay em in a morgue and a casket like the Undertaker
But I aint on that wrestlin shit like that boy The Marshall
his size is a fraction of what he says, only partial
say he swangs low well he must be on his knees
takin sperm in the mouth like Spine, saying "nigguh please"
"shoot me on my tongue gimme a real good taste"
"Trust me brotha I aint lettin that shit go to waste"

Who else must I diss, oh yeah, that boy Vital
well he aint even worth a verse so just f*** him, I'm done anyway
 
Stare down at his kingdom from above, tip top of the clouds I am dominant
No longer I bring him love , my word is loud as I vomit it
"PHAGGIT" I scream to the triple beam team that stares up at their dream
I drop down intent to clown these suckas as I cream on with the elbow they fiend on
Dropped, its a new word as I swooped down like a bird because I wanna hurt
Those, who dare defy the true god with iron rod, those scurred to lurch best go to church
Big Nig status, dangalang hung like Marshall's debut on Soul Train
Lud Wig, Mario boss whose moves stale and plain
Bustin on white gurls, wit big titties, dirty sanchez if ya aint wit me
On this one, this hot track I got 2 hot smacks for those whose eyes be lazy
What the funk? What the fudge? Angels bless us with golden showers from above
Hot piss, in the form of a wet diss to all ya talentless pricks
With baby dicks, ya NS needs 8 mo inches to impress
The big hog, whose hot dog connects real long like Lincoln logs
Kid toy, swear I aint touch this boy, aint rock his world from dusk to dawn
So please, don't embarrass me, get that dang sign off my lawn
Fo I bust, a fat cap cus I stay strapped like a straight jack
It, completes that word with incorrect spelling like good birds
Cuz words are for nerds, that get spanked with moon rocks
Aqua Teen, yes







True freestyle, fresh of the dome
 
how they gonna beat me?
really? will he?
act trilly and get beat with the billy, silly
9 milly poking the belly
it's hot in here and it ain't from nelly

lmao okay j/k i'll stop

Peace!
 
Navi is short for navigator and im not hater/
Im tryin to get my paper taller than chicago skyscrapers/
Listen close i wont say it 2x like tony/
I want dinero like pacino i draw 2 nines you'll show me/
Wassup phoney, u mad cause your girl wants to chill with one of my homie?/
Yeah hes a bronie, but tha irony is she said shes not satisfied by your little pony/
Yeah i love my fighting game community/
But some of these H oes acting like they have immunity/
Talking sh*t saying stay free,gaily,daily/
Maybe, thats their motto words of these birds cause they tired of being in cages, maybe/
They sound horrble/
For that they can suck my Mahvel/
Wassup fellas lets go to the club, lets go f*uck b itches/
But after i nut i be like f*uck b itches/

Fin.

Im just playin laydies, i luv all of yall.
 
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Critical-Limit said:
The man with the power hiding his face,
Trying his best to put people in their place,
We will stand as a revolution is near,
Scream "The change is coming" like paul revere.

Get on your feet, and hold your ground,
Don't wait too late to voice the sound,
Of your displeasure, Take it to a new measure,
Dismantle the kingdom, Do it for the freedom,

Bible doesn't belong in the political office,
More than one religion in US you novice,
One extreme strong, will cause media pollution,
Damn religious takes, we're protecting the constitution

Protect your right to bear these arms,
Whether families from industry, or farms,
Do it for your loved ones, and for the others,
We must protect the dream created by the 4 fathers.

We must show our anger of wealth re-distribution
We must show our anger with media illusion
We must show our will and contribution...
To protect us from misinterpretation... of the constitution.

Made this up on the fly. D:
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This one I posted a long time ago is more like a poem than a rap song LOL
 
Alright Hi, it's been awhile and I hope I still know how to do this.
I steal switch kill and kill the fuking switches
Render it honorless and Godless, the shame that pains America
This great nation is tarred and feathered with this pan's labyrinth camera.
Let's make it happen
Deep water splashin and I'm in the shallow
I'm in the hallowed
The dark, the empty

I can't share my opinions because I have none, see?
I'll roll when I'm ready and when they're ready to see
When they're ready to bleed, I'll grab that shelf
Break off a piece and tell myself:
Just one swing is a danger to his health
Just one swing and I can end up in hell, or jail
Or a place that exists and I don't have to tell
A couple kids that I'm doing them a solid
Where people can't even stand up to the greedy and the rotten

-Harvey
 
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