Time to get hype, time to get wild, guess what its time for, FREESTYLES!!

tittiemcnuggets said:
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This is the best thread ever. Wish I could contribute.
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You did in the chat!


Transfer that hot fire over into here :)
 
Back, Back, Low Punch...

You say you got a robo ****?
Well I got a robo **** block.
I call my dick my glock,
I cum bullets when my glock pops.

Tried to blow one inside her,
Oops I forgot, she splattered.
Lui kangs gonna be pissed,
Kitana's dreams are shattered.

Shao Kahn tried to rape me,
So I drowned him in anal lube.
Time for the fatality,
So I'm whippin out my gerbil tube.

Stuck that thing in,
Let the little critter go.
Let's just say,
Shao Kahn won't **** with me no mo.

Titty-banged Mileena,
.....
Not sure where I was going with that one lol
 
hahaha thx...

Titty-banged Mileena,
In the back seat of a taxi cab.
Tried to bite my dick off,
So I hit her with a box of maxi-pads.

Wanna hear some fear?
Scorp tried to hit me with his spear.
Told him I aint a queer,
Caught it and shoved it up his rear.

First thing I said to Frost,
Was to get down on your knees.
Got out my torch and lighter,
Now that's what I call anti-freeze.

Wanna see a projectile?
Just look what I did to Reptile.
God he must be ashamed,
When is disfunction is erectile.

I don't mean to go so hard,
When most of you are prolly soft.
**** it,
I'll let the McTitties girl here finish you off.

:)
 
That Violent Rap

Come around me and ya gonna get f*cked up
BOOM BOOM BOOM! Let me pause for the re-up
Whatever you think I ain't no f*ckin joke
Just like Kano I'll give you a f*ckin choke!
I like to see you try to run train on anything,
You might f*ck up and lose your own damn brain.
Call me Scorpion's brother cause I deliver fire to you b*tches
The new undertaker digging deep ass ditches.
I love to to stay and chat on how your a little shit,
but I have to go and f*ck me a MK b*tch.


Talking bout Online

Ok so you took off the kid gloves and came to brawl
Well after today your mortal kombat game is about to fall
Challenge me morning, afternoon, even night,
But no matter what my online skills will give you a fright.
Go ahead and spam your lil procjetiles
Using my Sub-Zero I'll leave you in piles.
One more round? Your still trying to win?
I'll whoop your ass so hard it affects your next-to-kin.
I hope you realize the meaning of Brutality,
forward, down, forward, triangle. Boom FATALITY.
(Lol I'm just an average player so don't take this as bragging)
 
It's borderline maniacal how my flow is so mother ****ing diabolical
It's evil as shit, picking up and eating small kids
Get a girl pregnant and skip town, leave for 18 years and never pay a day of child support :cool:
I'm holding down the fort, the ceiling, the walls, and the gate around it
I'll smash you in the face like a left from Tyson
Leaving you crying while I'm screaming "Yes!" like M. Bison.
I'm a tyrant, a dictator, a sadist, a beast
I talk like a yank but coming from the southeast
Where the on the streets you can get killed for blinking
This weekend I'm cracking open beers on the mountains and drinking (true story :mullet:)
 
I suck at freestyling. I have to think about what I say before I write it down. I'll let Z-Ro do it for me. The most known freestyle in Texas, Mo City Don. Tits should know this one.

 
NS922 said:
You guys are looking so cheesy rapping about MK like that.
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Hey man, hey man,
Its not my fault that your gay man.
I get multiple *****es,
You're stuck with your gay hand.

Last time I checked,
This is a Mortal Kombat website,
If I wanna rap about it I will,
And I'll beat your ass til your dead, aight?

This was supposed to be fun,
You didn't have to be an *******.
You're moms yellin downstairs,
Go stick your dick in her casserole.

You wanna be me,
But man don't even think it.
"If 10 guys came in a cup,
Man you'd probably drink it." (Xzibit - 8 Mile)

This just goes to show,
You aint no mo then a homo.
Your sittin at your mom's house,
I'm on the beach drinkin soco.

So that's all I wanted to say,
And really it's fine that you're gay.
Just come out of the closet man,
Instead of *****in all day.

Say hi to your mother for me, thanks.
 
This thread is startin to get overrun by amateurs wit false dreams/Who need to stick to they jobs as managers at walgreens/ Yall's schemes and rhymes are weak and ****in tired/and painful to read like pullin teeth with rusty pliers/Retire right now that's my only advice write a suicide note and ****in kill yourself twice/ See all I ever really wanna do is cause mayhem/and split ya skull til I can see all the way through to ya brainstem/
Be patient, cuz I've only begun/slit ya throat quick reach through the slit and pull out ya tongue/ still not quite finished/ jus gettin started with the dearly departed/ now I sever ya limbs and mail em to your mothers apartment/ this darkness infects every last bit of my mental/ and starts to manifest itself out the tip of my pencil/ its like I've been posessed and I've lost all control/ behold the face of the monster that lost his ****in soul. I'm worse than any demon you can ever imagine/ bashin you with a hatchet before you even know what happened/ stabbin you in the darkness while your asleep and dreamin/ screamin for mercy while my blades above you gleamin/ you don't have to believe in me because I believe in you/ and Ill leave you bleedin before the night is through.
 
tittiemcnuggets said:
^^
Damn dude. U mad?

No one liked my rap? Forget you then.
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Dude I approve every post you do ever because if there's one thing I love more than any other its TITTIES!
It was the first line that came to mind when I started it wasn't really directed at anyone in particular. Especially not you chick you're amazeballs!
 
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