The Official "What Players Message You After you Beat them" thread

Today, I decided to go to a 2v2 Chat room and I dominated the competition. I ran across this one guy who was spamming the boards and challenged him. First, he picked Scorpion and Sub-Zero and I chose Kitana and Mileena. Beat him two straight rounds, despite him doing a 53% tag combo on me.

Next match, he chose Smoke and Ermac and I chose Kitana and Sub-Zero. In this match, he kept spamming the usual Smoke Bomb/Teleport and I destroyed him two straight again.

The third match, I chose Kitana(my main) and Jade and he chose Smoke and somebody else I don't remember. Once again he fell victim to Kitana and I left after getting bored of tossing him around like salad.

Once we got back to the chat room, he called me a ragequitter and told me to get out of my comfort zone. I told him that I left because I got bored after beaten him 3 in a row.

I lol'ed because he told me to stop choosing a character on a game that I bought. It's a damn shame that there are sore losers in the world. Smfh....
 
Someone today said I was 1 move gay person after I beat him. I guess he was referring to the elbow dash cuz if I blocked scorpion spear from a distance I would dash to punish him or after two d4s I would either acid hand or elbow dash. Regardless he didn't block anything or break anything and the only move I didn't use was invisibility.

He wanted a rematch and I picked sub and beat him again, easily. We called me a homo again. And he wanted another rematch. So I picked reptile and did nothin but elbow dashes.
 
mv670 said:
Got more hatemail yesterday.
Him " wow dude, u literally blocked the whole game"
Me ".....I was punishing your teleport and jump"
Him "I hope you don't fight like that in real life" "see how far blocking takes you"
Me "umm......this is just a game"
Him "U r the game"
Me " interesting...."
Him " I beat you(1 round)"
Me " I know, good job"
Him " u r the game"
Him "dnt act like u anything"
Me " ......."

Here's what this guy was doing throughout the 1 and a half games that we played. Jump, Smoke Bomb, Teleport. I won the first game using Quan Chi and I chose Noob Saibot for the second game. He ragequit middle of second game.
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Lol! You should have told him "you can't teleport in real life"
 
I come here alot and I laugh too much.
Worst I've ever gotten was a "U Sux play fair"
of a Smoke Spammer, but im OK with it, he eventually ragequit.
I found him soon after and he wasn't a spammer, we worked it out.
P.S. Funniest Comment was mv670's.
 
One time I was in a KoTH and I was just on like a 8 or 9 streak alternating between Scorpion, Subby, and Raiden. Some guy after I beat him sent me a message saying "dude you ****ing suck you someone else those people are the easiest to play with. Sp I decided I would play Cyrax a character Im unfamiliar with and I finallly lost. He sent another message saying "Yeah use somebody that takes skill and you lose" so I asked if he was mad. He sent me a very vulgar message cussing me out and throwing out your mom stuff. I just decided to block him after.
 
hate mail is funny and all but i really miss the days when in the arcade someone ran there mouth they got hit...thanks to online gaming everyone has somehow developed giant e-balls....lame
 
Maybe I'm the only one who never receives hatemail?
The only messages I receive are "GG" and I send "GG" too when I feel they were good, either they beat me or not.
 
I got 1 today say " all u do is combos u suck u fn nerd "
I messaged bacc u can't superman wit raiden the whole match...he challenged me again wit sheeva tried to tele-stop me the whole round, he must didn't kno mileena teledrop can put a end to that lol
 
I got one last night, copying here verbatim:

"yo wat da FUQ wus dat you ain even play like a man quit bein a lil ***** wit dat slam"

"Not a b**** dude, just whooping your ass."

"f*** you N****R you proly ten years old or a girl"

"What if I'm a ten year old black girl? I still whooped you."

"yo ima tell every1 u spam just watch no one guna play u"

"I just did a bunch of combos on you. You didnt even block. Thats spamming?"

"**** u n***** go back to your slave ship"

"Im not black you retard, but its funny because PSN has all this logged down."

"yo whack bro go play street fighter or sumthn"
 
J. Valjean said:
I got one last night, copying here verbatim:

"yo wat da FUQ wus dat you ain even play like a man quit bein a lil ***** wit dat slam"

"Not a b**** dude, just whooping your ass."

"f*** you N****R you proly ten years old or a girl"

"What if I'm a ten year old black girl? I still whooped you."

"yo ima tell every1 u spam just watch no one guna play u"

"I just did a bunch of combos on you. You didnt even block. Thats spamming?"

"**** u n***** go back to your slave ship"

"Im not black you retard, but its funny because PSN has all this logged down."

"yo whack bro go play street fighter or sumthn"
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you should have asked him whats wrong with street fighter?
 
I've never received a negative message, It's always just "Good Game",
even after I kill someone 6 times in a row, fatality every-time, they'll message me saying "good game" and send me a friend request, lol.
 
causedbinkie said:
hate mail is funny and all but i really miss the days when in the arcade someone ran there mouth they got hit...thanks to online gaming everyone has somehow developed giant e-balls....lame
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You just reminded me of a fight that broke out in an arcade when I was a kid over how I was using Ryu in Street Fighter 2 CE (yes I am that old... ) he pushed me and little did he know the 4 guys standing behind us waiting their turns were all good buds of mine. I just sat back and watched, was great lol. :) I really do miss arcades
 
i have received lately some good messages after i have beaten opponent.10 minutes ago i got from opponent with sub zero...that he havent seen so good cyrax.yesterday was also only one good.Bad ones was...that im Faq and that im spammer and can win with same one move.
I was using different ones and combos.Its funny to get this kind of messages...i like to read and laugh
 
Lmao perfect template. There should be a liberal arts class on The Art of Online BullSh1tting BUL-101, and this "MK Theory" should be on the syllabus.
 
Got another after I Flawlessed some guy he quit after the first round. No spam at all just straight up 20-40 percent combos.

Him:pussy lol
Me: You left..
Him: And?
Me: How am I the pussy?
Him: Dont worry about it your to stupid to understand.
Me: I understand I just destroyed you with Raiden and you quit, so I think it is you that does not comprehend the situation.
Him: You spammed the entire match. and you kids have no respect for anything these days.
Me:I did not spam, you are resorting to pathetic excuses as to why you lost. So you doing all of this is not showing respect for someone who is better, making your statement about kids having no respect, blatently directed towards me hypocritical of you.

Still no response :D
 
I wish someone would send me hatemails like that so I could reply with a line from one of my favorite movies:


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"I was born a poor black child...."
 
my favorite was some 13 year old getting pissed and calling me a spammer at the top of his lungs after a 49% midscreen combo....i still laugh at that lol, then he sent me a message referring to me as an overweight homosexual....and another guy got so pissed he sent voice messages threatening to find where i live and kill me........
 
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