The Official "What Players Message You After you Beat them" thread

I swear I played some jack knob yesterday that would message me after every single match. He kept calling me fag, and kept telling me to use a different person. He said it was a rule that you need to use different characters, and that's the reason why they put all the characters in. Nice logic hahahahaha
 
popnlocker said:
On another note, a lot of these guy never touched or smelled a women before so they'll go to mad lenths to secure their so called man hood lol
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I don't get this stereotype. Most gamers I know have girlfriends or are getting married. I have a gf but not throwing away my life by getting married just yet. ;D
 
Got more hatemail yesterday.
Him " wow dude, u literally blocked the whole game"
Me ".....I was punishing your teleport and jump"
Him "I hope you don't fight like that in real life" "see how far blocking takes you"
Me "umm......this is just a game"
Him "U r the game"
Me " interesting...."
Him " I beat you(1 round)"
Me " I know, good job"
Him " u r the game"
Him "dnt act like u anything"
Me " ......."

Here's what this guy was doing throughout the 1 and a half games that we played. Jump, Smoke Bomb, Teleport. I won the first game using Quan Chi and I chose Noob Saibot for the second game. He ragequit middle of second game.
 
Big Frog said:
I swear I played some jack knob yesterday that would message me after every single match. He kept calling me fag, and kept telling me to use a different person. He said it was a rule that you need to use different characters, and that's the reason why they put all the characters in. Nice logic hahahahaha
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You mean you don't counterpick? But... those are the rules, man!
 
Someone once said "Pull your pants back up, i'm done" and then proceeded to call me a fag. That didn't really make much sense to me lol and this was after I beat him a few times. It was from an upball Kano spammer so it didn't mean a whole lot but i did think it was funny and ironic.
 
i played some guy who spammed sub-zero's slide move, i kept countering it and he sent me a message saying "all u kno is right trigger...LOSERR"
 
I haven't played online yet, but a friend of mine got a message that said "What the f*ck dude, combos are for noobs that can't do damage by only using their special moves. Learn to play the game properly."

When he showed me that, I realized that people can come up with any excuse for losing, aside from that they weren't good enough.
 
The top 3 STUPIDEST things anyone has messaged me after losing/disconnecting vs me online:

1) "Mileena is so cheap, any idiot can pick her and win"- LOL, the same can be said about any character. people just dont know how to deal with mileena's close-range pressure/mix-ups, which are easily fuzzy-guarded against any good player.

2) "Keep spamming the same combo"- how is this even possible? besides, im fairly certain i alternate between 5-6 combos for each of my characters as often as i can during the course of a match, even if some of them dont deal much damage. this person was just an imbecile.

3) this one takes the cake, "Do you do anything but combo???". LMAO i dont even know how to respond to this blatantly idiotic statement.
 
Holy crap I did tag with my buddy when he came over a while back and this one guy and his friend that called themselves "Johnny ****ing cage" and "Night Wolf the Terrorizor" got mad at me and my friend because we kept beating them as I was using Sindel and my friend used Scorpion Nither of us were spamming but "johnny ****ing cage" would spam this dashing grab everytime he knocked one of us down and he would do it over and over but still lose, then he had the nerve to send some hate mail calling us noob blockers and hardcore spammers and said told me to have fun playing offline with my friends? and I responded asking what do you mean by that? and he said he was gonna have me banned for spamming :/...... I told him it wasn't going to happen and it never did :) hemad!
 
Let's see, I've gotten "So gay" a few times. But my personal favourite was a voice message a dude sent me that said, "Using the same 2 combos DOES NOT MAKE YOU A GOOD PERSON!"
 
Oooooh....I get all kinds of hate mail when I play MK online. Sorta like when i post in these forums!
 
best one: "You Suck! Learn some combos Noob"

I've juggled him with a reptile dash combo in that match (which I'm barely able to do online), gave me a good laugh.
 
boX said:
Oooooh....I get all kinds of hate mail when I play MK online. Sorta like when i post in these forums!
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ZING!!!

On topic, I haven't received any hate mail on MK yet unfortunately (for comedic purposes only). Just a very good dosage of rage quits every now and again. I especially love the rage quits that are even before the second round begins. Ohhh man.. I will say I am jealous on the lot of you receiving such ridiculous hate mail messages. Funny as hell! :-D
 
'i don't waste time against jewish b*tches'. -a rage quitting kano.
'u block too much.' (that's a strange one.)
'you play like a vagina.'
'i'll eat your @sshole alive, b*tch'
'u managed to win 1 good job f@ggot. . .nice conn[sic] too.' -from a rage quitting raiden who destroyed my (newly learned)shang tsung, then faced my mileena.
 
I've been chastised by this guy for beating him with every female character (excluding Sheeva). After winning the first three matches, he proceeded to demand that I'm a fag for only using girls. Ahh, good times… good times.
 
I gots me some fresh rage mail from a KotH match a few minutes ago so I was up against the king and he picked striker and I pick my precious babe Sindel, round one starts and the second fight goes away I start trying to get some combos in but all this guy would do was try for a jump kick then immediately hit the ground crouch and go for an uppercut so i thought nothing of it the first round and he killed me because I thought he'd try other stuff :/ second round comes and I get smart id block the kick he'd go down and try an uppercut and I'd crouch then when I faked an uppercut he tried again I proceeded to grab and throw I don't normally spam grab but this guys tactic was annoying and boring so I just wanted to get it over with.... once a round he would throw a grenade!(I don't think he knew anything else) yada yada I do a fatality he gives me a zero rage quits and sends me some rage mail saying this "U SUCK.U WOULD HAVE IF U DIDNT USE THAT CHEAP TACTIC" afterwords I died a little inside stuffed my head in my pillow balled my eyes out and proceeded onto the next fight :) if you spam me I try not to spam back at first and if it fails and you still spam then I spam back :D that's how I work :P
 
this isnt me playing in this video, but i found the messages ("excuses") the 2nd player sent the first post-match where comical and ridiculously idiotic. IN FACT, wasnt this scrub a TRMK member... hmmm, yesss, he was. Im betting some people remember "xxITS-RADECxx" ;)

 
Got a new one today, I beat a dude with Shang Tsung once and Mileena once. I flawlessed him once. He tells me, "You're a noob man, you don't even know any combos!" Really? I just owned this dude using nothing but 30+% combos with Shang and high pressure 24-30% combos with Mileena. People are funny :)
 
Yohoho said:
Got a new one today, I beat a dude with Shang Tsung once and Mileena once. I flawlessed him once. He tells me, "You're a noob man, you don't even know any combos!" Really? I just owned this dude using nothing but 30+% combos with Shang and high pressure 24-30% combos with Mileena. People are funny :)
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cool story bro
 
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