The Official "I HATE MY NEIGHBORS THREAD"

THEundying27

BANALITY
I wont lie, rage is what drove me to create this thread. I went out the other night and bought me a nice 5 channel Yamaha home theater system. The wife and I were watching a movie and thus the complaints began.

First time the neighbors upstairs came down to tell us to turn it down. So politely I turned it down along with the subwoofer. Mind you it was only 6:30pm which seemed very unreasonable to me. But nonetheless, I turned it down.

We continued to watch the movie for another five minutes and the douchebag boyfriend decides to start pounding the floor above us. My wife grabs one of my sons toys and chucks it at the ceiling. So now here comes the douchebag boyfriend downstairs starts yelling and screaming. I shouldve called the cops on him for the multiple threats he made. But I didnt.
Ever since then I have become very conscious about the level of sound coming from my apartment and have gone out of my way to try and accomodate such as:
1. No loud bass after 8pm during the week
2. No loud bass after 9:30pm on the weekends.


Anyways right now their kid is up there running marathons across the whole apartment. This has been going on for hours now and its almost 9pm. LOL
Makes me pissed that the dude has the nerve to come down to my door and give me a hard time over sound at 630pm when he has his kids craziness happening past 9pm.

I'm done with apartment living. Cant wait to get a house and be done with all these ghetto trashy neighbors.

Sorry for the rant.......hope you at least enjoyed the story.
 
Honestly speaking, I'd have kicked his ass. I've only lived in apartment once, and it was July 2010 with my ex. I never had a single issue, and all the neighbours were considerate about noise, and they were understanding of the fact we both worked late so there was never really any loudness during the day either.

However, I moved back to my mother's house after my marriage soured and she developed health issues, and honestly, if it wasn't for the fact we'd be evicted, I'd LOVE to hospitalise the lot of them. They're loud, obnoxious, completely inconsiderate (right now it's 5:25am, my mother's sleeping, and they're basically bouncing off the walls). I could spend the entire thread ranting about them, but I won't. All I'm going to say is life long lesson;

Never move in to a house next door to a family with 9 children. Especially when the mother's twin sister has 6 children to the same man. Ew.
 
My next door house use to be a crackhouse a year ago. I use to see the prositutes get beat by their pimps. I hated them because one of the pimps that use to live there always bother my brothers or I about wanting to some some weed. That shit was annoying.

Thanks God the SWATS came in and took them out -___-

I remeber the seeing the funniest shit from them though when the cops came.
Prositute: YOU GOING TO JAIL! YOU GOING TO JAIL!!
Pimp: *****, you coming with me.

Haha, they both went. That's what they get though for doing ilegal shit -.-
 
I hate my neighbors with a passion.

The ones to my left are fine, they are an older couple and are very quiet, but the ones to my right are always loud, annoying morons. It's weird because it seems like, no matter who moves into that unit, they are always loud idiots. They constantly slam their door and will have loud conversations in the hallway past 1am. Seriously? Do you think you are the only people who live in this building?
 
I hate to break it to you but it only gets worse when you get a house.. Home owners assosiaction is a ***** -- god forbid you store your trash bin on the left instead of the right. It's like "you bought the house, but you don't own it; here is your fine!"
 
My neighbours are quite annoying because one of them has a thing for my flatmate. So she constantly comes over asking one thing or another and it always happens when we're busy. Lol.
 
My right neighbor and I are best friends. My left neighbor moved in a couple months ago.... still haven't gone to talk.
 
I used to live on the 3rd floor of this poorly run apt. complex that always had problems with the plumbing especially the sinks (a total of 3 2 bath 1 kitchen) and we could never get them to fix anything. the dishwasher was garbage when we moved in rusted out and falling apart it leaked a lot but i never really hounded them about the stuff at 1st but when I couldn't drain any of the sinks I pestered them about it for a week. Finally gaining the attention of the manager she came up and said it would all be fixed sometime next week so we waited. They never showed so we bugged them more and finally she sent he son up with a bottle of draino... The next time we had an issue was when we started noticing bed bugs and we asked them to spray to my surprise she goes on a rant saying we are just tripping out cuz we are high and there are no bugs yadda yadda... so we collected samples in a jar and dumped them on her desk the next day so that she could rant again saying they weren't bed bugs it wasn't until the dude across the hall complained about them (apparently it was the vacant apt. below us that had them) then we finally got stuff fixed sinks & monthly pest control visits. sometimes its the people who run the place that piss me off not the neighbors.
 
I bought this house six months ago.

I've only met a handful of neighbors, but most of them seem like nice individuals.

One introduced himself to me yesterday. Super nice guy. I told him he's always welcome to drop by and partake in some beer and possibly even some contraband.
 
I completely forgot about this thread lol. Anyways here's an update on the douchey neighbors: they refused to renew their lease and decided to move somewhere else. I also heard from the manager that the boyfriend ended up calling the owner of the complex and filed a complaint against the manager saying that she basically short changed them on there deposit which is 100 percent false. Dude was just trying to come up. Once a douchebag always a douchebag I guess
 
my neighbor hates me. when i walked on his yard because my son threw the baseball to far he yelled at me to get off his lawn. I ignroed him, so he shot me in the leg. SHOT me.so i picked up the nearest thing, a brick, and chucked it at him.
 
My neighbors drove their car through my living room...

Lmfao, sometimes i fear my neighbors kids will drive their cars into my house since they just got their license, i dont hate my neighbors but the ones to my right are quite the party animals, they party hard like every other weekend and when they do all hell breaks loose. Specially this past st. Patricks day there was like 6 heavy duty bags filled with beer cans. There was some beer cans on my lawn next morning i was going to say something but they picked it up b4 i did, but for the most part they are cool peeps , they are my age so i can understand i party hard but they raise the bar everytime lol.
 
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