lamest or most awesome excuse youve given

Sleepy59

Sleepy59

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Whats the lamest or most awesome excuse youve given to get out of something. Say work, date, a commitment etc.

I know mine was back on a blind date many many yrS ago. Homegirl looked nothing like her pic and dresses like a hoochie. B4 picking her up i told my boy to call me and make sure everything was str8. So at the restaurant he called. I came up with a lame excuse to cut everything short by telling her that I needed to let my friend into my house so he could get On the internet foe his report.

Aftee dropping free Willie off I sped home And swore never to do another blind date ever.

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Late to wrestling practice

Coach: Why our you late!?
Me: ... Stuck in traffic sir.

And I went through the gaunlet that day :D
 
I remember back in 7th grade, I never completed my French assignment. I told my teacher that I handed one in though.

After describing a non-existant assignment (it was a French brochure about France), the teacher even said "Oh yeah, I remember that one! I'll keep looking for it."

Pretty amazing.
 
Haha awesome. Did you ever get a grade? Or did he find out eventuallu it didn't exist?

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My friend and I played hooky in grade 7. The school called my mom and then she called home. I said I was puking all over the place.

It didn't work :/
 
Sleepy59 said:
Haha awesome. Did you ever get a grade? Or did he find out eventuallu it didn't exist?

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To be honest, I have no idea what happened afterwards. I wasn't spoken to about it ever again. I just continued to 8th Grade like nothing happened.

Jade said:
My friend and I played hooky in grade 7.
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No idea what hooky is. I'm also afraid to find out.
 
Jinko said:
No idea what hooky is. I'm also afraid to find out.
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Skipping school, lol.

We had it planned so we met up at the mall, spent some time there, went to her house, watched cartoons, then went home and planned to meet up later after doing some stuff. That is when my mom called home and said that the school phoned her and said I was not in class. I told her I was sick and puking and then she called back shortly after because the school notified her that my best friend had also not shown up so they knew it was a CONSPIRACY.

Fail <.<
 
When I was in high school, the area around my school was too lame to be worth playing hooky to explore (and the public transit was an arm and a leg to get into Boston). Otherwise, I'd have been tempted to give quite a few of my junior year teachers a skip.
 
it was a worthy attempt though....hopefully you didn't get punished to badly....

my dad was a military vet so i was too scared to do stuff like that...i was afraid he'd beat my ass...or enlist me LOL.....looking back it was kinda funny....amazing how that stuff works....things you didn't realize when you were younger but thought you were grown...and now that you truly are grown, what you realize why your parents did what they did..

but i've digressed....
 
I didn't mean that, learn how to interpretate.

I used this often in my 7th grade when my arguments about something were being crushed. It was so hilarious.
 
One time I didn't do my homework and went to math class the next day.
The teacher asked, "Dylan, did you do your homework?"


I responded with, "Get off my goddamn back. I had much better shit to do than that."
She threatened to call the principal, and that's when I slit her throat with a pair of scissors.
The students shrieked in horror, and a passing teacher saw what had happened and called the police.
When they arrived, I unleashed a flurry of gunshots into their necks with my mac10, eventually being tazered in my butthole by The mayor to subdue me.

That's what I told my teacher I was doing instead of my homework, creative writing for english.
And it worked :cool:
 
I can't recall a time I made up a dishonest excuse.

Because I learned REAL quickly what lying does to me at a early age. I became even less of a liar when my mom didn't care about something bad I had did if I told the truth.

Like one time I failed a spanish Test.

She asked me why.

I told her, "Because, I hate spanish, so I was lazy and played video games all day instead of studied."

"Just try to get a C"

"Yes Oma."
 
TaBB3rnackle92 said:
One time I didn't do my homework and went to math class the next day.
The teacher asked, "Dylan, did you do your homework?"


I responded with, "Get off my goddamn back. I had much better shit to do than that."
She threatened to call the principal, and that's when I slit her throat with a pair of scissors.
The students shrieked in horror, and a passing teacher saw what had happened and called the police.
When they arrived, I unleashed a flurry of gunshots into their necks with my mac10, eventually being tazered in my butthole by The mayor to subdue me.

That's what I told my teacher I was doing instead of my homework, creative writing for english.
And it worked :cool:
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Wow. This is def detailed and good story. Did u get an A in creative writing?

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I remember my band teacher once said that if we were ever late for class it was mandatory to bring in an excuse to share with the class. Upon learning this I had typed up about ten pages in the event that I was late. It was rather amusing giving a 7 minute speech to the class about why I was late. It involved being abducted by beings from space, exposed to element zero and being implanted with biotic implants, a car chase, a firefight while in a car chase, and then a trial in which I was given a prison sentence until exactly 7 minutes after class started.

I got bonus marks for the day.

My band teacher is completely awesome.
 
My old friend's brother tried to get out of an argument with his mom by pretending to drop a deuce. She still yelled at him through the door.

He responded every time with...
"I AM TAKING A SH*T!"
 
I was in Mexico with my cousins and brothers a few years ago. My cousins' neighbor was the street's slut. My brother and cousin went to her window. My brother and cousin came back to tell us she was flashing her TITz. My other cousin and I decided to go see some TITz for ourself. When we were walking, towards her window, her mom came out and caught us. She was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOING TO MY DAUGHTER'S WINDOW!?! And I told her, "we're going to the store but we got distracted by these tires. They look flat." Then the mom was like GOING TO THE STORE IN 2 IN THE MORNING? BULL SHIT! My cousin and I took off running back to the house. Lol, it was so funny.
 
Nope I remember 1 instance now randomly.

In middle school one time. I forgot to do an assignment. So in a rush I wrote jibberish in all of the blanks a few classes before I had to turn it in. Then soaked my paper in water, and told my teacher it rained so hard it soaked through my back pack. Funny thing is it didn't rain at all and I guess that didn't cross my teacher's mind. Because I've always behaved well so I guess she just trusted me lol.

I got 1 extra day to do the assignment :D
 
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