What is ur most awkward moment?

When i was like 11 or 12

whenever i used to talk to a girl i thought was hot

i would always get a stiffy, I tried to play it off and pretend i was tying my shoes.
 
Most awkward IRL: I once light a cigarette in a resturant without thinking.. But I kept my poker face and smoked all of it in there.
Most awkward MK moment: Online, I was in a 2500k Boost KOTH room. I didn't understand the concept of boosting (take turns, give tens, and use the 044-440 kode) and racked up like 13 wins. Got a lot of hate mail and then I was like, Ohh.... lol
 
I already posted this in Just Talk;

When my sister told our dad she wanted to **** me.


Another is when I was about 15.
My girl was over at my house and wanted to play a prank on me I guess.

So she put gay porn in my DVD player, thinking I would turn it on and see two dudes ****ing.

Her plan went wrong since I rarely watch movies.
So my grandma found it, wouldn't believe me when I said I don't know where it came from.
th_tumblr_lj4m2lYaYr1qiwlgvo1_500.gif
 
back said:
I already posted this in Just Talk;

When my sister told our dad she wanted to **** me.


Another is when I was about 15.
My girl was over at my house and wanted to play a prank on me I guess.

So she put gay porn in my DVD player, thinking I would turn it on and see two dudes ****ing.

Her plan went wrong since I rarely watch movies.
So my grandma found it, wouldn't believe me when I said I don't know where it came from.
th_tumblr_lj4m2lYaYr1qiwlgvo1_500.gif
Click to expand...

LOL bbblp, that tops all awkward stories.
 
back said:
I already posted this in Just Talk;

When my sister told our dad she wanted to **** me.


Another is when I was about 15.
My girl was over at my house and wanted to play a prank on me I guess.

So she put gay porn in my DVD player, thinking I would turn it on and see two dudes ****ing.

Her plan went wrong since I rarely watch movies.
So my grandma found it, wouldn't believe me when I said I don't know where it came from.
th_tumblr_lj4m2lYaYr1qiwlgvo1_500.gif
Click to expand...
sounds like your whole family has had a history of wrongfully accused homosexuality and incest

I'm sorry to hear this, is there anything I can do to help? can we get together some time in the park and talk about it?
 
Sky Valley said:
sounds like your whole family has had a history of wrongfully accused homosexuality and incest

I'm sorry to hear this, is there anything I can do to help? can we get together some time in the park and talk about it?
Click to expand...

Only if we take my van . . .
 
Damn you sister wanted to commit incest with you?! That is for a lack of a better word: ****ed up.

This one girl I hanged out with in school invited me over to her house and said something like "You want to taste my water" and I didn't understand that at the time and I said "What water" then she stopped talking to me for a while lol. Thanks again my autistic brain!
 
When I was in high school, my girlfriend and I had a big fight and to make it up to me, she gave me her diary to prove she loved me or some crap.

Anyway, the diary was filled to the brim with stories about our sex life. Explicit and incredibly detailed stories counting off, among other things, how many times we had sex, how many orgasms were had, my love of blowjobs and a pregnancy scare. Whatever, right? So I read it a bit and shove it into my backpack. No big.

Weeks go by and I forget about it completely, and one day I'm away for the afternoon to watch my girlfriend at a lacrosse game. I come home to find my mom. Sitting on the couch. Reading the ****ing diary.

Yeah. THE HORROR.

The good news? I'm tougher to embarrass now :laugh:
 
Doc said:
When I was in high school, my girlfriend and I had a big fight and to make it up to me, she gave me her diary to prove she loved me or some crap.

Anyway, the diary was filled to the brim with stories about our sex life. Explicit and incredibly detailed stories counting off, among other things, how many times we had sex, how many orgasms were had, my love of blowjobs and a pregnancy scare. Whatever, right? So I read it a bit and shove it into my backpack. No big, right?

Weeks go by and I forget about it completely, and one day I'm away for the afternoon to watch my girlfriend at a lacrosse game. I come home to find my mom. Sitting on the couch. Reading the ****ing diary.

Yeah. THE HORROR.

The good news? I'm tougher to embarrass now :laugh:
Click to expand...

i can only imagine the discussion that had to have taken place after that.
 
When I was watching my TV one night and my dad came in while they aired a strip club commercial.

I just happened to be in my bed with the covers over me and one arm tucked under. :(
 
all right so my awkward moment was a couple of years back at a local anime convention in michigan called jafax. i was dressed up as iceman from mega-man when i saw this girl dressed as sailor mars. anyways i go introduce myself and everything goes well we start to talk and start to become good friends. we spend the whole day together. i'm thinking to myself "i found the girl of dreams" then i get massive bombshell at the end of day. as were leaving to the parking lot she tells me a secret that she is in fact a he. needless to say i have a hard time beleiving it because "she" act , sounds and looks just a girl completely spot on. so to prove it to me "she" lifts the skirt up and shows me the manly bits. needless to say i was more than a bit shocked. were still good friends though.
 
Wait now that i think about it

I may have an incident that may match BBBLP's awkwardness

Okay so when i was about 12 or 13 i learned that my favorite uncle was gay (Which surprised me at first but then i thought about it and it made sense lol)

anyway one day i was at his apartment

I was watching music videos on this one site that used Real player

well I wanted to go back and listen to a song i was jamming out to earlier

so i went on the history page in real player

and i saw all of the names of the gay porn movies he was watching previously

Awww man the names still haunt me today "Big White D****s " "Gloryholes", ughh man the list goes on and on


I was scarred for life
 
The Marshall said:
Wait now that i think about it

I may have an incident that may match BBBLP's awkwardness

Okay so when i was about 12 or 13 i learned that my favorite uncle was gay (Which surprised me at first but then i thought about it and it made sense lol)

anyway one day i was at his apartment

I was watching music videos on this one site that used Real player

well I wanted to go back and listen to a song i was jamming out to earlier

so i went on the history page in real player

and i saw all of the names of the gay porn movies he was watching previously

Awww man the names still haunt me today "Big White D****s " "Gloryholes", ughh man the list goes on and on


I was scarred for life
Click to expand...

Please.

Don't talk to me until you find out your godmother and godfather use a double sided dildo together.
And then you find it looking for the Lion King vhs :barf:


Yes, this happened to me.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top