What is ur most awkward moment?

back said:
Please.

Don't talk to me until you find out your godmother and godfather use a double sided dildo together.
And then you find it looking for the Lion King vhs :barf:

Yes, this happened to me.
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Dude, you got a F'ed up family. Like I need to say that, but damn!
 
Maybe I should clarify:


The sister in question had not seen me in years, so I guess she didn't see me as a brother anymore.
Creepy as **** still.


My godmother & godfather were always nymphomaniacs and made no attempt to hide it.
It was kinda my fault for finding it.
But still, ****ed up.


But one that will always haunt me.
When I was about 4 or 5 years old, my deadbeat dad let me hold his gun.
He taught me how to c0ck it and everything.

And then he left the room.
He came back 10 minutes or so later and took it from me, then told me to go to bed.
It still scares me to this day to think what he wanted me to (accidentally) do.
 
back said:
Maybe I should clarify:


The sister in question had not seen me in years, so I guess she didn't see me as a brother anymore.
Creepy as **** still.


My godmother & godfather were always nymphomaniacs and made no attempt to hide it.
It was kinda my fault for finding it.
But still, ****ed up.


But one that will always haunt me.
When I was about 4 or 5 years old, my deadbeat dad let me hold his gun.
He taught me how to c0ck it and everything.

And then he left the room.
He came back 10 minutes or so later and took it from me, then told me to go to bed.
It still scares me to this day to think what he wanted me to (accidentally) do.
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that is royally f*cked up.
 
back said:
Don't worry.
The cyber police have been notified.
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How can I serve you good sir?

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