What Greases Your Gears?

The Mountain Dew Baja Blast that only Taco Bell sells. My sister showed me how to make it so no now I can have it whenever I want.
 
I never thought anything on this earth was better.
That was until they came out with their . . .




Spoiler:
Volcano Cheese

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My fedoras and other hats because when my hair grows out like a porcupine, I'm able to cover it up with the hats. Plus, they match what I wear and I always make sure of that. ;)
 
I never thought anything on this earth was better.
That was until they came out with their . . .




Spoiler:
Volcano Cheese

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I legitimately laughed for 5 minutes straight after I clicked the spoiler. Jesus :rofl:


Since we're on the topic of sauces, can we talk about how Chic-Fil-A sauce is so good that I'd lick it off a sandy butthole?
 
I legitimately laughed for 5 minutes straight after I clicked the spoiler. Jesus :rofl:


Since we're on the topic of sauces, can we talk about how Chic-Fil-A sauce is so good that I'd lick it off a sandy butthole?

Heresy! Chick-fil-A is too good by itself to be putting sauce on it.
 
When I play TTT2 for three hours and suppose to pay six dollars yet the girl cashier says its four bucks and gives me 8 dollars back

BEST DAY FOR FLAWED EDUCATION!!
 
That shit was on Robot Chicken, lol

"Hey, want some popcorn?"

"Su--AH WHAT THE HELL?!"

"HEHEHEHEHEH you touched my junk!"

I like the one where Santa Clause has a a cocaine dealing opperation.

Driving with my top down on the freeway even at night. My jackets and long sleeves warm me up enough to stabilize the temperature. I just love that wind blowing on my face. ;-)

Also, masturbation to gay porn. ;-)

You are a very different kinda girl. It got wierd when masturbation to gay porn was mentioned. lol
 
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