Name one quote you absolutely despise and one of your favorites

"Oh my God, Becky look at her butt, Tunechi." -Lil Wayne

Every damn freshman at my school says that shit :mad:

Don't have a favorite quote....























"I got 99 problems and a b*tch ain't one. Hit me!" -Jay-Z

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There's such a plethora of shitty quotes, it's impossible to narrow my least favorite list down to just one.

Here are 2 of my favorites, instead:
"And it was like for a moment, O my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milkbar and I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise and the shivers crawling up like slow malenky lizards and then down again. Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious Ninth, by Ludwig van." - Alex Delarge, A Clockwork Orange

“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.” - Gandhi
 
"Yolo"

Tired of hearing that shit. If you live by it you would stop following negative influences and try to live a happy life.. not do dumb shit that could end your life..
 
can't really narrow it down to a bad quote i hate so imma go with the oft abused Marylin monroe quote

as for my favorite

"Today is always a gift. thats why they call it the present
 
Most buzzwords or phrases that people incessantly parrot from internet memes...they're so overused it's simply mind-numbing.


As for a quote that I like...
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand" - Charles Schulz
 
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Yes I have lol

I recently made a MvC3 video and I said in the commentary

"HULK IS SO ****ING GAY!"


And she saw it.

She lashed out on me :oops:

Lol but I don't say it nearly as much as I used to

It's alright and understandable. But I can never let anyone get off the hook for saying "f**", though that's what I call the gay divas that are mean to me.
 
Most buzzwords or phrases that people incessantly parrot from internet memes...they're so overused it's simply mind-numbing.

The whole "fail" thing in particular I always found particularly baffling. A number of memes are at least humorous the first time you see them, but fail? It's not funny, it's not clever, and it's a complete grammatical embarrassment. How the **** did that become a meme?
 
The whole "fail" thing in particular I always found particularly baffling. A number of memes are at least humorous the first time you see them, but fail? It's not funny, it's not clever, and it's a complete grammatical embarrassment. How the **** did that become a meme?

Yeah. I hate that shit so much. It bothers the crap out of me when people use internet speech in real life. So not cool, dude. It could be thrown in with a whole plethora of other "memes" as well.
 
The whole "fail" thing in particular I always found particularly baffling. A number of memes are at least humorous the first time you see them, but fail? It's not funny, it's not clever, and it's a complete grammatical embarrassment. How the **** did that become a meme?

That along with 'epic'.



Epic used to actually mean something.
You'd say it when you saw a whale breach from the water and land on a boat where the lone man sitting in it was then catapulted into the arms of a hungry giant squid.


Now you see a dog taking a shit and some jackass is like 'ooohhh dude thats epic brooo!!!'
 
"Take a shit."

Really?
Where do you take the shit?

It should be "leave a shit," or just plain simple "I have to shit."
 
"Bink!'

My people outta now what that means whenever something is thrown :mad:

"Aw Lawd"
Please calm down black grandmother
 
Not really a quote, but I hate it when people say "Jebus" instead of "Jesus". I'm not a Christian myself, but it does irritate me when religious beliefs are mocked for no apparent reason.

But the actual quote I do like? "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." (Oscar Wilde). Makes me laugh.
 
"Great minds think alike"....I strongly disagree with the statement. On one level, it comes a across as a hollow praise for simply someone agreeing with someone else. Social and scientific advancements would stagnate if everybody shared the same thoughts. Humans benefit from the exchange of fresh ideas and perspectives. Without any opposing views, people would be content with believing the Earth was flat and the institution of slavery is acceptable.
 
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"Great minds think alike"....I strongly disagree with the statement. On one level, it comes a across as a hollow praise for simply someone agreeing with someone else. Social and scientific advancements would stagnate if everybody shared the same thoughts. Humans benefit from the exchange of fresh ideas and perspectives. Without any opposing views, people would be content with believing the Earth was flat and the institution of slavery is acceptable.

Well your signature is pretty archaic.
 
Nice topic!

I absolutely hate "Perception is Reality”...used mostly by incompetent senior managers in business.

I always liked "Pressure makes a diamond"

Honorable mention..."Nobody dies a virgin cause in the end life F**KS us all"
 
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He must win - Raiden
 
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