Mortal Kombat Team Groups (Come join!)

Mhmm, yes..team Liu Kang has "gobbles and flashy team signatures" and team Sub-Zero has more members...

..but those on my team..TEAM REPTILE.. have two very important things you foolish humans so carelessly forgot...

1. Acid.
2. The most badass fighting themes in the history of MORTAL KOMBAT !!!



...Reptile wins...FLAWLESS VICTORY !!!

Now you forget that there arent only humans in the fray here ;) When it comes to Team Ermac, two very important things you zaterrans have forgotten:
1. We are many, you are but one!!!!!! (in terms of each individual warrior, we have the strength of an entire army of warrior souls)
2. We barely have to lift a finger as we overpower you with our minds and the strength of telekinesis!!!!! ;)
I rest my case.
 
Now you forget that there arent only humans in the fray here ;) When it comes to Team Ermac, two very important things you zaterrans have forgotten:
1. We are many, you are but one!!!!!! (in terms of each individual warrior, we have the strength of an entire army of warrior souls)
2. We barely have to lift a finger as we overpower you with our minds and the strength of telekinesis!!!!! ;)
I rest my case.

1. I'm sexy

Game Over.
 
Re: Reptile fans unite!

You can join more than one :)

Really? Hmmm. Let's add Team Ermac, Kenshi Reptile, Noob Saibot, SHOKAN!, Baraka,and.............Stryker! 8 teams I'll be in(Already in Liu Kang). I will be having a tournament to decide who will recieve my True Support
 
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Now you forget that there arent only humans in the fray here ;) When it comes to Team Ermac, two very important things you zaterrans have forgotten:
1. We are many, you are but one!!!!!! (in terms of each individual warrior, we have the strength of an entire army of warrior souls)
2. We barely have to lift a finger as we overpower you with our minds and the strength of telekinesis!!!!! ;)
I rest my case.

I am greatly pleased that there are "many of you" mystical warrior "Ermac" for we will enjoy devouring each and every last soul that is contained in the wrapped up red shell that you call a head...I will do it swiftly with one quick gulp..all it will take is just one mere jet of our acidic tounge stabbing forth into your face and we shall rip your mystical head instantaneously right off its weak foolish neck..Mhmm, yess..you will not even know what hit you until you awake in the Netherealm, hahaha, Mhmm, yess..I shall attack from the shadows before you even have a chance to raise one finger all this will happen as the best battle theme in mortal kombat history plays,(MY THEME) as your face is digested slowly..hehe..Flawless Victory.


1. I'm sexy

Game Over.


Mhmm, yess..and as for you foolish warrior, "Johhny Cage"...I will sprew my acid forth all over your face and down your throat until your face looks worse then the black dragon "Kabal"..then I will proceed to eat your "sexy half-melted face" until I feel the crunch of your bones crashing into the walls of one of my Saurian stomaches..Mhmmm what a delicious and flawless victory..


Edit: Lets try and stay on topic "Mk team groups!" not "is Bruce Lee awesome?"
 
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LOL omg, .:Reptile:., you are an awesome addition to the forum man, I cant stop laughing at your posts.

+1
 
I'm Team Sub-Zero, but I'm gonna switch allegiance real quick and give Cyrax some much needed support. I love an underdog.
 
Eh, Sonya's the best anyway. Sub-Zero needs to go back to Wendy's and keep making those Frosties.

Ermac needs to go back to Wal-Mart and restock those shelves with that telekinesis of his.

Noob doesn't need to quit his day job back at the haunted house with all of those portals and shadow clones he makes to barely scare the customers.

As for everybody else, they suck too. Except for Reptile, Johnny Cage, and Liu Kang. They're okay...I guess.

Who has team quan chi?? i guess no one

http://www.trmk.org/forums/group.php?groupid=10
 
i've always like the mk1 sub-zero better than scorpion, but scorpion is a ninja so he's good with me. TEAM NINJA including the cybernetic ones NUFF SAID.
 
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