Mortal Kombat Team Groups (Come join!)

[Aldo Moreno]

No, can't handle the *****-assness that comes with having squishy flesh

Doesn't it suck losing something you love the most down there?

is your love genuine? LOL I hope Reiko gets DLC i doubt it but I can dream lol

I have always enjoyed Liu Kang, granted I can't think of anyone I DON'T look forward to in this game

I hope Reiko does too. He is the shit. He is one of the kharacters I love the most.

Same here. I love all the MK kharacters.

 

[LeoBrZ81]

*cough Sonya rules over all, join Team Sonya cough*

I didn't sign off on this, but I'll let that slide. Next time be sure to file the proper forms through to the Emperor of Sonyaism. You can fax them to my office any weekday, 313-DubbleD. We'll be contacting you shortly for your complimentary dog-tags and patented blow-up doll. Thank you for supporting our efforts!

 

[MAPS]

I didn't sign off on this, but I'll let that slide. Next time be sure to file the proper forms through to the Emperor of Sonyaism. You can fax them to my office any weekday, 313-DubbleD. We'll be contacting you shortly for your complimentary dog-tags and patented blow-up doll. Thank you for supporting our efforts!

But...but I did file all of the proper forms and they granted me access to make a Team Sonya group. I thought I was past all of this foolishness about papers and waiting periods...

 

[LeoBrZ81]

But...but I did file all of the proper forms and they granted me access to make a Team Sonya group. I thought I was past all of this foolishness about papers and waiting periods...

Who did you speak to, sir? You must have reached a lower division of Sonya fandom, like one in Alabama or something. I assure you they have no power to make such decisions, as I and I alone am in the forefront in the continuous effort to spread the good word of large-breasted fighting blonds throughout North America and parts of Chad, Africa.

In the future, please call 313-Dubble-D and speak with our Californian Headquarters. Just for this, you're not getting the dog-tags anymore and your blow-up doll will be reduced one and a half cups in breast size.

Good day and thank you for being a Blade fan.

 

[.:Reptile:.]

And you shall fall!
Follow Aldo into the abyss, your false champions are no match for the Lin Kuei might!

Not the words, but how this sounds just reminds me of something you would hear me say..
+Rep

(Also I just realised that there are no female Cyber-ninja..just like no female Saurians..)

 

[.:Reptile:.]

Is Team Kabal going to have to choke some *****es?

*Laughs from the shadows*
"Choke" me you say?..Hmph..What a foolish and laughable statement.. Do you not komprehend that it is only YOU, the disgusting human filth "Kabal", that shall be the one who will soon be "choked"..Your failed attempt at putting on a facade as anything that would even come close to being a "warrior" doesn't fool me..
. . .
Mhmm, yess..Allow me to elaborate for you, so that your weak and puny human mind may somehow gasp this undeniable truth..
Very soon..I shall with but one swift reptilian motion instantaneously sever your critical oxygen line that is blatently attached to that hideous and foolish mask that hides the grotesque, burned mass of raw human flesh that you have hilariously decided to call a "face"..Mhmm, yess..Allow me to futher enchance your "choking" by savagely ripping open your weak human jaw and vomiting my noxious and deadly, green acidic fluid down into the deep bowels of your flithy human stomache so that I may do all the kombatants a favor by quickly extinguishing the sad, weak flame that you call your human life..Mhmm, yess..Kan you feel it? The time of your swift death is almost at hand, for in but a mere 10 earthrealm days I shall release your spirit from its weak shell and force it to drift away into the darkness of the nightmarish flames that is known as the "Netherealm"..

((*His fate will be the same for all..unless you join TEAM REPTILE ..*))

 

[10902SMOKE22234]

I have made a new team reptile signature.

 

[Demetrius]

Not the words, but how this sounds just reminds me of something you would hear me say..
+Rep

(Also I just realised that there are no female Cyber-ninja..just like no female Saurians..)

SPOILED FOR SECRET CHARACTER, READ AT OWN RISK!

Spoiler:

SPOILED FOR SECRET CHARACTER, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK![/B][/COLOR] That's why I don't understand why they didn't use Frost for CSZ, honestly...... Female Cyber Ninja's would be AWESOME!

*Laughs from the shadows*
"Choke" me you say?..Hmph..What a foolish and laughable statement.. Do you not komprehend that it is only YOU, the disgusting human filth "Kabal", that shall be the one who will soon be "choked"..Your failed attempt at putting on a facade as anything that would even come close to being a "warrior" doesn't fool me..
. . .
Mhmm, yess..Allow me to elaborate for you, so that your weak and puny human mind may somehow gasp this undeniable truth..
Very soon..I shall with but one swift reptilian motion instantaneously sever your critical oxygen line that is blatently attached to that hideous and foolish mask that hides the grotesque, burned mass of raw human flesh that you have hilariously decided to call a "face"..Mhmm, yess..Allow me to futher enchance your "choking" by savagely ripping open your weak human jaw and vomiting my noxious and deadly, green acidic fluid down into the deep bowels of your flithy human stomache so that I may do all the kombatants a favor by quickly extinguishing the sad, weak flame that you call your human life..Mhmm, yess..Kan you feel it? The time of your swift death is almost at hand, for in but a mere 10 earthrealm days I shall release your spirit from its weak shell and force it to drift away into the darkness of the nightmarish flames that is known as the "Netherealm"..

((*His fate will be the same for all..unless you join TEAM REPTILE ..*))

I like you, I keel you last.