Mortal Kombat Team Groups (Come join!)

Cable already has a team!

Wait, Ka-what?

Just know that you can't hide from Kabal, nore can you even run from him. You are doomed, dooomed....

dooooooomed........

*Fades into the background like thos creepy old ladies in disney movies*
 
God dammit lol, you got me there.

BUT, who, is immortal?
I'll give you a hint, it isn't a person, but a name ;)

well it cant be subzero...

subby one dies and becomes noob

subby two Well you already know what happens to him ;)
 
Monks are aloud to leave their group and don't have to worry about being killed ;)

But they do have to worry about someone having their back when they get into trouble.
Pacifism sucks when a Centaur is trying to shove his 3 feet long jammy down your throat.
;)

Ninja assassins just break that shit off.
 
Hay I like Ermac but sektor was my first fighter i ever really tried to be good with
 
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Your a Reiko fan. Thats kool! I love him just like back back back low punch loves Kai. Jade was a ***** in UMK3. Kan't wait to play with her in MK9. Liu Kang is better tho *cough cough*.

is your love genuine? LOL I hope Reiko gets DLC i doubt it but I can dream lol

I have always enjoyed Liu Kang, granted I can't think of anyone I DON'T look forward to in this game
 
Not having "Squishy Flesh" means you can never have sex again.

Still think it's such a good thing to be a robot?

Detachable robo penis, AKA vibrator.
Even Sektor's not around he's banging ladies!

On topic, We need more members for Team Sektor and Team Sub-Zero!
 
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