MKHS: First Semster

Re: MKHS: New Girl

Friday Afterschool

[the bell has just rung]
Johnny Cage :* runs out of the class then pushes Darrius * f***, you get out of my way! *pushes Sareena* move fat*ss!

*spanks li mei* sorry, Im not sorry

Sub Zero: * catches up to Johnny* where are you going in such a hurry Cagemaister?

Johnny Cage: dorm!*pants* gears *pants* of war *runs faster*

Sub-Zero:oh that cage*grins and turns backwards and takes a look at the student behind him* lol you stole my look

Kitana: Im sowy

Sub-Zero: dont worry about it its cool, pun intended

*Kitana gigles*

{at Johnny and Jax's dorm room}
Stryker: listen man I dont think it was such a good idea putting up that flier

Jax: well I need someone else to live here I mean someone to maybe tone things down with Johnny always keeping me up and doing shenanigans

Stryker: well I dont see why you cant just kick him to the curve

Jax: I could not do that to a bro

Stryker: how noble well like I said I'll help you out on findind the right dormate homeslice

Jax: I appreciate it

Stryker: no prob man, so who's first?

Jax: Smoke, he should be here in 5 minutes

[that liar! he came after 7 minutes]

Jax: so how often would you say you smoke Smoke?

Smoke:*puffs his cigarette* oh not all the time

Jax: sorry but I don't think this will work out

Stryker: good call: so now who's next?

Jax: Nightwolf

{4 minutes later}

Nightwolf: no i never smoke I keep my things organized, never stay up late, and I always keep my room clean

Stryker whisperring into Jax: I see this working out

Jax: great welcome aboard, you are now dormates with me and Johnny Cage

Nightwolf: oh dude did you just say Johnny Cage? Oh I could never be anything-mates with him, Im out dawg

Jax: what why?

NW: he is just so insensitive. One time he threw a condome wrapper in front of me and said, "yo nightwolf drop a tear to that"

Jax: beleive me homie I understand

NW: aight cool

[one last interviewee]
Stryker: so, no offense but I can't see this working out , what did you say your name was?

Skarlet: uhm...Skarlet

Jax: so why do you want to be our dormates?

Skarlet: I don't have any friends at this place. Everyday Im alone. I dont have a dormate. I just figured that if I started spending time with people as cool as you three I would maybe then have more friends.

Jax: you've heard of my work?

Skarlet: Yeah, I hear your name all the time, even though I never knew what you look like

Stryker: so in regards to you being a chick... do you have a crush on my friend here?

Skarlet: not realy, but it has nothing to do with you, I just...don't really want a boyfriend

Jax whispers to Stryker: well this might turn out just fine

Stryker: one more thing... do you mind living with a fight starting,sun glasses wearing, womenizing degenerate like Johnny Cage?

Skarlet: no, not really I dont care what kind of company I have as long as its company

Johnny Cage: *smashes the door down and steps inside* everybody who's name isn't Gears of War 3 or Resistance 3 get the hell out!

Jax: dude we got company

Skarlet: hi

Johnny Cage :*sees Skarlet* meh*takes another look* on second thought I could work with this *fixes hair* baby I put the STD in STUD all I need is u

Skarlet and Stryker: gross* they look at each other

Jax: dont bother she's our new dormate

Johnny Cage:oh dude how could you do me like this? Isn't it bad enough you had a recon for a new dorm mate but it's a chick? dude are you serious?

Jax: Listen man a new dorm mate is just what you and me needed, she will keep us company and we'll keep her company

Johnny Cage: nu- uh baby cheeks get out oh and leave your number in that table as you walk out

Skarlet:*gets up from the chair* I understand

Johnny Cage*bends down to see below her skirt*I love to watch her leave, but I love watching her leave

Jax: you are such a d*ck!
she needs us, she is forever alone!

Stryker: Jax, lets try reasoning with him in a mannner in which our arguements can relate to him

Johnny Cage:*turns on the console* OH YEAH!

Stryker: Johnny do you realize if you have a chick as a dorm mate thers a 90% percent chance you'll get to see her naked

Johnny Cage: * lifts eye brow*

[Skarlet is just outside the dorm room walking away]

Johnny Cage: *sticks head out* hey Skarlet, get back inside I was just messing with you you're our new dorm mate!

Skarlet:*runs up to Johnny and hugs him tightly* thank you! thank you! I promise you won't regret this! *rest her head on Johnny's shoulders* I'll be the best dorm mate ever

Jax: I dont know how you do it but you did it Stryker

Stryker: you just have to think like them, and you will manipulate them*sits down*

Johnny Cage: *throws a slime ball at Stryker* move b*tch you're on my seat!

Skarlet: oh, you

{at Noobs and Smokes dorm}

[Smoke is just coming in from a bloody fun date with Jade
the smell of rubbing alcohol was in the air yup Noob had been cutting himself again]

Smoke: Noob I'm here, do you want to hang out now?

....

Smoke: Noob?

....

Smoke: *sighs* we have been through this before do you e=want to go through it again? Where are my smokes?

Noob is within the shadows of the room: you will never find you smokes again

Smoke: thats a realy passive aggressive thing to do why dont we fight it out?

Noob: *a shadow clone pops up* I have just become more powerful, as we speak I'm everywhere

*another shadow clone pops up*

Smoke: you''re crazy

Noob: I'm not crazy this is crazy

*the darkness turns into light as every dark spot in the room turned out to be a shadow clone of Noob*
All of them at once: FEAR US!

Smoke: I'll be at Jades if you need me*Smoke leaves but every clone follows him outside into the hall*
*Smoke keeps running dropping his things and eventually get caught by a shadow clone*

Smoke: AH!

*squirms and somehow someway gets free*

Smoke: You're insane Noob! You're insane!*runs away*

Noob: we will not split Smoke!

*looks at him run*

Noob: *starts clapping* great stuff you guys that was just like we rehearsed!
 
Mr. Ermac's turn

He is a new member still. He could be having some down time from the site. Try and contact him another way and see if he's writing it, if not then I'd say a five day wait is long enough, maybe shorter. You should probably make a rule that gives people a set amount of time to write. There's nothing worse than having the whole project derailed because some couldn't find time to write. Hell, I could write a day for him if you wanted. At the very least it would show me a different style of writing.

Also, Sniper teams are in position. Firing on my mark...
 
Sorry I haven't been able to write. Been in the hospital. Gallbladder issues. I'll try and post by tomorrow evening or the morning after.
 
He is a new member still. He could be having some down time from the site. Try and contact him another way and see if he's writing it, if not then I'd say a five day wait is long enough, maybe shorter. You should probably make a rule that gives people a set amount of time to write. There's nothing worse than having the whole project derailed because some couldn't find time to write. Hell, I could write a day for him if you wanted. At the very least it would show me a different style of writing.

Also, Sniper teams are in position. Firing on my mark...

Hmm. Obviously there needs to be a rule about it, but hey he had Gallbladder issues so nobody knew.

BUT I SAID I WAS SORRY!
 
Sorry I haven't been able to write. Been in the hospital. Gallbladder issues. I'll try and post by tomorrow evening or the morning after.

Unfortunate, We still wantz story!!. Lol I'm so joking with you. I'm glad your ok, hell we're all glad your ok.
 
Ok then. Well whenever the hell liu gets back home he'll have to write the weekend or some otjer day if he wants
 
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