Re: MKHS: New Girl
Friday Afterschool
[the bell has just rung]
Johnny Cage :* runs out of the class then pushes Darrius * f***, you get out of my way! *pushes Sareena* move fat*ss!
*spanks li mei* sorry, Im not sorry
Sub Zero: * catches up to Johnny* where are you going in such a hurry Cagemaister?
Johnny Cage: dorm!*pants* gears *pants* of war *runs faster*
Sub-Zero

h that cage*grins and turns backwards and takes a look at the student behind him* lol you stole my look
Kitana: Im sowy
Sub-Zero: dont worry about it its cool, pun intended
*Kitana gigles*
{at Johnny and Jax's dorm room}
Stryker: listen man I dont think it was such a good idea putting up that flier
Jax: well I need someone else to live here I mean someone to maybe tone things down with Johnny always keeping me up and doing shenanigans
Stryker: well I dont see why you cant just kick him to the curve
Jax: I could not do that to a bro
Stryker: how noble well like I said I'll help you out on findind the right dormate homeslice
Jax: I appreciate it
Stryker: no prob man, so who's first?
Jax: Smoke, he should be here in 5 minutes
[that liar! he came after 7 minutes]
Jax: so how often would you say you smoke Smoke?
Smoke:*puffs his cigarette* oh not all the time
Jax: sorry but I don't think this will work out
Stryker: good call: so now who's next?
Jax: Nightwolf
{4 minutes later}
Nightwolf: no i never smoke I keep my things organized, never stay up late, and I always keep my room clean
Stryker whisperring into Jax: I see this working out
Jax: great welcome aboard, you are now dormates with me and Johnny Cage
Nightwolf: oh dude did you just say Johnny Cage? Oh I could never be anything-mates with him, Im out dawg
Jax: what why?
NW: he is just so insensitive. One time he threw a condome wrapper in front of me and said, "yo nightwolf drop a tear to that"
Jax: beleive me homie I understand
NW: aight cool
[one last interviewee]
Stryker: so, no offense but I can't see this working out , what did you say your name was?
Skarlet: uhm...Skarlet
Jax: so why do you want to be our dormates?
Skarlet: I don't have any friends at this place. Everyday Im alone. I dont have a dormate. I just figured that if I started spending time with people as cool as you three I would maybe then have more friends.
Jax: you've heard of my work?
Skarlet: Yeah, I hear your name all the time, even though I never knew what you look like
Stryker: so in regards to you being a chick... do you have a crush on my friend here?
Skarlet: not realy, but it has nothing to do with you, I just...don't really want a boyfriend
Jax whispers to Stryker: well this might turn out just fine
Stryker: one more thing... do you mind living with a fight starting,sun glasses wearing, womenizing degenerate like Johnny Cage?
Skarlet: no, not really I dont care what kind of company I have as long as its company
Johnny Cage: *smashes the door down and steps inside* everybody who's name isn't Gears of War 3 or Resistance 3 get the hell out!
Jax: dude we got company
Skarlet: hi
Johnny Cage :*sees Skarlet* meh*takes another look* on second thought I could work with this *fixes hair* baby I put the STD in STUD all I need is u
Skarlet and Stryker: gross* they look at each other
Jax: dont bother she's our new dormate
Johnny Cage

h dude how could you do me like this? Isn't it bad enough you had a recon for a new dorm mate but it's a chick? dude are you serious?
Jax: Listen man a new dorm mate is just what you and me needed, she will keep us company and we'll keep her company
Johnny Cage: nu- uh baby cheeks get out oh and leave your number in that table as you walk out
Skarlet:*gets up from the chair* I understand
Johnny Cage*bends down to see below her skirt*I love to watch her leave, but I love watching her leave
Jax: you are such a d*ck!
she needs us, she is forever alone!
Stryker: Jax, lets try reasoning with him in a mannner in which our arguements can relate to him
Johnny Cage:*turns on the console* OH YEAH!
Stryker: Johnny do you realize if you have a chick as a dorm mate thers a 90% percent chance you'll get to see her naked
Johnny Cage: * lifts eye brow*
[Skarlet is just outside the dorm room walking away]
Johnny Cage: *sticks head out* hey Skarlet, get back inside I was just messing with you you're our new dorm mate!
Skarlet:*runs up to Johnny and hugs him tightly* thank you! thank you! I promise you won't regret this! *rest her head on Johnny's shoulders* I'll be the best dorm mate ever
Jax: I dont know how you do it but you did it Stryker
Stryker: you just have to think like them, and you will manipulate them*sits down*
Johnny Cage: *throws a slime ball at Stryker* move b*tch you're on my seat!
Skarlet: oh, you
{at Noobs and Smokes dorm}
[Smoke is just coming in from a bloody fun date with Jade
the smell of rubbing alcohol was in the air yup Noob had been cutting himself again]
Smoke: Noob I'm here, do you want to hang out now?
....
Smoke: Noob?
....
Smoke: *sighs* we have been through this before do you e=want to go through it again? Where are my smokes?
Noob is within the shadows of the room: you will never find you smokes again
Smoke: thats a realy passive aggressive thing to do why dont we fight it out?
Noob: *a shadow clone pops up* I have just become more powerful, as we speak I'm everywhere
*another shadow clone pops up*
Smoke: you''re crazy
Noob: I'm not crazy this is crazy
*the darkness turns into light as every dark spot in the room turned out to be a shadow clone of Noob*
All of them at once: FEAR US!
Smoke: I'll be at Jades if you need me*Smoke leaves but every clone follows him outside into the hall*
*Smoke keeps running dropping his things and eventually get caught by a shadow clone*
Smoke: AH!
*squirms and somehow someway gets free*
Smoke: You're insane Noob! You're insane!*runs away*
Noob: we will not split Smoke!
*looks at him run*
Noob: *starts clapping* great stuff you guys that was just like we rehearsed!