Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat 2013

I have Rodgers and Romo in one other league.


Yep, got Keenum in for ours this week. Hoping he does well for me. They usually don't when I pick them up lol.
 
No, lol, I like funny sigs, this one made me laugh quite a bit.

I love my Tony, but, damn, his bloopers have made some of the best gifs ever lol. I have a few saved to my computer. I know my team sucks and I poke fun at them. WE REEK.
 
The one where he kicked the ball over for a first down? lol, so many people getting mad when it was so obvious it was a joke.
 
I should have known Keenum was going to start sucking after you picked him Jade... lol dammit

EDIT: lulz... as soon as I say that he hits another bomb for a TD
 
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I had Jennings in this morning but switched him for Harvin.


I am pretty sure I am going to regret this decision, lol.
 
I think I would have lost even if I put in Jennings. That whole Schaub thing...what the hell <.<
 
I'd like to know why TJ Yates dropped down the depth chart behind Keenum...last I checked, Yates and Schaub are BOTH responsible for the only playoff experience in Texans franchise history...how is Keenum entitled to the starting job ahead of those two again? I mean, if Schaub is struggling, common sense tells you to go with the backup who is more proven, and in this case, it's Yates...

And next week, Yung is going to learn first-hand why being a homer doesn't work in Fantasy Foosball! Draft all these players on your favorite team, and what's gonna happen on that team's bye week? I'm lucky to get Yung on said bye week! Sorry, but LC can't change the schedule...
 
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Tarkatan Trash said:
I'd like to know why TJ Yates dropped down the depth chart behind Keenum...last I checked, Yates and Schaub are BOTH responsible for the only playoff experience in Texans franchise history...how is Keenum entitled to the starting job ahead of those two again? I mean, if Schaub is struggling, common sense tells you to go with the backup who is more proven, and in this case, it's Yates...
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Quit pretending to know anything about the Texans trashman. TJ Yates sucks. Keenum nearly passed him in the preseason... and when Schaub got hurt and Yates came in and just continued the pick-six streak, it was evident to us all that it was time for Keenum to start. And he proved it right. He's performed the best of the three QBs this season. It's absolutely criminal that Kubiak went back to Schaub after just a couple three-and-outs in the third quarter. He let Schaub have four damn games of pick sixes and still didn't pull him out till he got hurt. The more I think about it I think Kubes was just looking for an excuse to put his butt-buddy Schaub back in the game. I hope at least there's SOME accountability at the end of the season. I have NEVER seen this team in so much disarray. Not even when they went 2-14 in 2005... that team wasn't this messed up, they just sucked. But this... this is a total dysfunctional disaster


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But Schaub and Yates still won playoff games, and Keenum didn't. Whatever happened to playoff wins superceding personal performance? Isn't playoff experience the ONLY thing that counts?

Factor out the playoffs, and Keenum still has a perfect losing record as a QB. Who started at QB for Houston's only wins this year again?

And don't make me stretch my logic further...such as "Refrigerator Perry is a better running back than Barry Sanders".
 
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But Schaub and Yates still won playoff games, and Keenum didn't. Whatever happened to playoff wins superceding personal performance? Isn't playoff experience the ONLY thing that counts?

Factor out the playoffs, and Keenum still has a perfect losing record as a QB. Who started at QB for Houston's only wins this year again?

And don't make me stretch my logic further...such as "Refrigerator Perry is a better running back than Barry Sanders".
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Nice of you to refute your own point for me at the end there trashman.

Additionally, playoff experience is not the most important thing. Not sucking balls is the most important thing
 
But Refrigerator Perry IS a better running back than Barry Sanders. In fact...

Adam Vinatieri is the best active player in the NFL.
Phil Hughes is better than Justin Verlander.
Lynn Swann is better than Jerry Rice.
Jeff Hostetler is better than Jim Kelly.
Matt Millen is better than Dick Butkus.
Bill Russell is the best player in NBA history.
Adam Morrison is better than Karl Malone.
Shante Carver is better than Bruce Smith.
Barry Switzer is better than George Allen.
Jerry Jones is a better General Manager than Bill Polian.
Yogi Berra is the best player in baseball history.
Charles Haley is the best player in NFL history.
 
Just to give you an idea what the fanbase thinks... a Texans fan page on Facebook asked the question, "Keenum or Schaub"... out of 437 comments, I counted 6 calls for Matt Schaub. The rest were almost all Keenum, except for 4 TJ Yates votes, about 20-ish calls for various college players including Johnny Football... and one obvious troll calling for Matt Leinart.

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May I ask how many fans asked for the player who in my opinion should've drafted instead of that fat-ass plumber? You know, the hometown hero who took down USC in the National Title Game, only for his career to be sabotaged by Jeff Fisher?
 
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