Best Video Game Quotes

"I've met some sick bastards in my life, Seth, but you... you're special. - John Marston, Red Dead Redemption

"That's just about the stupidest sport I've ever heard of. And I watch cable television." - Guybrush Threepwood, Curse of Monkey Island

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"Always knew i didn't belong in this world. I wasn't made for this. But I'll never forget- those who betrayed me, and those who never failed my trust. I'll be carrying nothing from Gontranno but this lesson: never trust anyone and rely on your instincts. Forget the past. I'll never find peace here. So, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like. " - 47, Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
 
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Heavy Weapons Guy - "You are a loose cannon Sandvich, but you are a Damn Good Cop!"

Spy - "Hear lies Scout, he ran fast, and died a Virgin"

Coach (LFD2)- " If I find me a burger tank up in here, Imma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse"

Gordon Freeman -".........................................."
 
Johnny Cage- "That old geezer's the final challenge? They might as well give me the belt right now"

Sektor- "I WILL SHOW NO MERCY"


Atlas- "Would you kindly"

Ganondorf- "I underestimated that boy. No... it was not the boy I underestimated, it was the Triforce of Courage."

Ganondorf- "Pathetic little fool! Do you realize who you're dealing with? I am Ganondorf and soon I will rule the world!"


Kotake- "Hey, Koume, what is that above your head?"
Koume- "I don't know, but you have one over your head too, Kotake!"
Kotake- "But I'm only 400 years old!"
Koume- "And I'm just 380 years old!"
Kotake- "We're twins! Don't try to lie about your age!"
Koume- "You must have gone senile!"
Kotake- "Who are you calling senile? Is that how you treat your older sister?"
Koume- "We are twins! How can you be older?"
Kotake- "Keeeyaaah!"
Koume- "How heartless you are!"
Kotake- "How can you be so ungrateful?"
Koume: "You're heartless!"
Kotake: "You ungrateful..."


From The Darkness:


Thug - "You got a problem?"
Jackie - "Yeah. See, I'm a music lover, and I don't got any music to listen to. Now, my friend over there, he's a genuine virtuoso. So why don't you just lay off and let him do his thing?"
Thug - "And what if I don't?"
Jackie - "Then I'm gonna do a little magic trick. I'm gonna come back here, and I'm gonna stick my hand...down your throat...and pull a rabbit out of your ****in' ass."
Thug - "Okay, okay, man. He can play. Whatever."
 
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"Real terror is not the sight of death, it is the fear of death. What is the fear of death? Terror of the unknown. Is it these eyes you peer into? No, I am not the unknown. You an I are closer kin than you and it were."
-Pisha

Has any played Vampire: The Masquerade-Bloodlines?
 
Heavy Weapons Guy - "You are a loose cannon Sandvich, but you are a Damn Good Cop!"

Spy - "Hear lies Scout, he ran fast, and died a Virgin"

Coach (LFD2)- " If I find me a burger tank up in here, Imma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse"

Gordon Freeman -".........................................."

Heavy Weapons Guy: "Waaaah! Waaaaaaaah! Cry some more! Run from Sandvitch!"
 
"Real terror is not the sight of death, it is the fear of death. What is the fear of death? Terror of the unknown. Is it these eyes you peer into? No, I am not the unknown. You an I are closer kin than you and it were."
-Pisha

Has any played Vampire: The Masquerade-Bloodlines?

I have; awesome underrated game imo. I wish they would make a sequel to it. Pisha was the Nosferatu in the sewers right? The guy that
sends you to find his contact in Chinatown?

From Vampire: Masquerade Bloodlines:
Smiling Jack: "Every time I yank a jawbone from a skull and ram it into an eyesocket, I know I'm building a better future"

Jeanette: "I can tell you and I are going to get along just like fire hoses. When we get turned on, there's bound to be flames!"

Damsel: "No, no more questions! Everytime I talk to you I just wanna smack you! It's like talking to a brick wall you wanna take down with a sledge hammer!"

No One Lives Forever 1 and 2: Pretty much every random convo you hear :laugh:

MGS2:
President Johnson: "Even if a pawn becomes a queen, it is still just a playing piece"

Solid Snake: "We can tell other people about - having faith. What we had faith in. What we found important enough to fight for. It's not whether you were right or wrong, but how much faith you were willing to have, that decides the future."

Solid Snake: If you run out of ammo, you can have mine.
Raiden: You got enough?
Solid Snake: [points to his bandanna] Absolutely. Infinite ammo.

MGS4:
Eva: "So long as there is light, there will always be a shadow."

Big Boss to Solid Snake: "I never thought of you as a son, but I always respected you as a soldier, and as a man."

Fallout 3:
President John Eden: "We can afford all we need, we cannot afford all we want. "

Snowflake (Ghoul Barber): Well... yeah. So? What else do I have to do except get high? You think that I need to be sober to cut a Ghoul's hair? After work is cuttin' the skin off. These guys don't care how they look anyway, they just humor me.

Robot Butler: "War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left".

GTA: Vice City (Too many to name):
Tommy Vercetti: "Prick"

Pastor Richards: "As I say in my book, many are called, but unless you have a good credit rating, go screw yourself, you'll burn in hell".

Jan Brown: " If you look at nature, you'll see many species that eat their children to protect them. This is especially true of hamsters".

Mitch Baker: "No, you hold on, son. This is Mitch Baker, Big Mitch Baker. You play something hard real soon or I'm gonna come by the station and shove that sissy soft-rock crap so far down your throat you'll be crapping hairbands til' Christmas, you hear?"

Fernando: "People say to me, "Fernando, are you bilingual?" and I say, "I try anything once."
 
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Damon Baird - "Did anyone else's ******** meter go off?"

Chuck Greene - "Yeah, You're on fire." "I saw what you did there." "You may now kiss the bride."
 
Heavy Weapons Guy - "You are a loose cannon Sandvich, but you are a Damn Good Cop!"

Spy - "Hear lies Scout, he ran fast, and died a Virgin"

Coach (LFD2)- " If I find me a burger tank up in here, Imma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse"

Gordon Freeman -".........................................."


Lol, all of these, actually anything from TF2 and Freeman...

Vincent Brooks (Catherine): "****ing blocks!....I am going to climb the shit out of you!"
 
"Oh look at his ****ing shoes! His ****ing shoes flew off!" - Tony Montana after hitting someone with his car

"War, war never changes" - BoS

"Whether you fight eachother, or you fight me, it makes no difference. YOU, WILL, FIIIIIIGGHHHHTTT!!!" - Dark Kahn

"Damn! Now thats just mutha ****in icky!" - Detective Washington

"Imma rip yo tongue out! And wipe my aaaaasss with it!" - RedMan
 
Real conversation I swear, is from the masterpiece called Metal Gear Solid 4.



Otacon: Hold it Snake. Time to change the disc. I know, I know… It's a pain. But you need to swap Disc 1 for Disc 2. You see the disc labeled “2”?

Snake: Uhh..no.

Otacon: Huh? Oh, wait! We’re on PS3™ system! It’s a Blu-ray Disc. Dual-layered too—no need to swap.

Snake: Damn it, Otacon, get a grip!

Otacon: Yeah, what an age we live in, huh Snake? Wonder what they’ll think of next!
 
"Oh, It's a Picture of the Money Bomb"- Richtofen upon examining Takeo's portrait in Kino Der Toten, CoD: Black Ops.
 
"Okay, first things first, my man. You need to stop the negative thinking. And the best attack I've found is to just run away. That way you instill fear in you opponent. They never know when you might descend from the rafters... Like a bat!" Reed Tucker on Chatterbox.

Murray: "...and the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!"
Guybrush: "Stride?"
Murray: "Alright then, ROLL! ROLL through the gates of hell..."
 
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