What was the worse injury you've ever had?

My Injury was when i started running through a classroom, i ended up falling on a table and busted my lip open. i had stitches in my lip for about 2 weeks.

My other injury was when i was walking on the bus and some dumbass idiot tripped me and i ended up busting my knee cap on the metal part of the bus seat and that happened in 2010 and i still feel pain

I know what you mean about the knee, ouch !!

Ouch, thats definitely the first baby injury I've heard of. I hope you aren't playing any sports. Some football players hear that knee crack and they'll start coming up with ideas, mostly bad

Sadly, American Football isn't very populair in The Netherlands. But I would love to play that in real-life. Bad knee or not.
I guess I'll have to settle for EA's NFL Madden games eh ?
 
Had my nutsack Ripped open from football, Basically my Ball sack was to big for the cup, and some dudes knee landed on the balls ibn a game, and it ripped it open, basically the edge was a little sharp, I sued the school for crappy equipment, they paid for the Bills, and some more, lol
 
Had my nutsack Ripped open from football, Basically my Ball sack was to big for the cup, and some dudes knee landed on the balls ibn a game, and it ripped it open, basically the edge was a little sharp, I sued the school for crappy equipment, they paid for the Bills, and some more, lol

And I just said that I would love to play football. Please tell me that your nutsack is ok now ?
 
And I just said that I would love to play football. Please tell me that your nutsack is ok now ?

I lost one testi, but it's all good now, but that is hands down the worst injury any living man could go through, basically being Castrated, it did not feel good
 
1) Messed up my back in a car accident when I was 21. Car did a 180 entering the highway (highway was frozen solid) and I drove like 500yards in reverse with an 18-wheeler in front of me before the car hit more ice and I hit the medium.

2) Tore several ligaments on my right shoulder in a freak gym accident. I had just finished working out my upper body and was going home for the day, when i saw a friend and went up so say hi. I sat on the butterfly press which was set to 40lbs, I stretched my arms over it and i guess i got too relaxed and my right arm went straight back. Funny part is I had just finished breaking my bench pressing record like 15mins earlier.

3) Demolished my right elbow against a wall. Took me 5yrs for it to fully heal.
 
I lost one testi, but it's all good now, but that is hands down the worst injury any living man could go through, basically being Castrated, it did not feel good

Man, it was painful just reading that post man. I've played through soreness, but that, man, that's just painful. Good to see you're alright at least.

@drapture17: That's painful, how long did it take your right shoulder to recover?
 
@mkray41 about 6yrs. Most of that was my fault though, I played baseball and football for most of my life and I've been boxing since I was like 6. I slowed down my workout routine, but I just kept messing around and being stupid. To be honest, its never been what it used to be though. I lost an opportunity to play football and baseball in college because of the elbow and shoulder injuries.
 
Hahaha, Nice picture dude

@Aldo: thanks man.

One time I was helping a music teacher carry her instruments into her room. There were little kids running around everywhere and she repeatedly told them to stop, but they didn't listen. We go to room, put the instruments in there, and just when I'm about to leave, this kid with, I swear, the biggest head comes running out of nowhere and spears me in my groin; talk about your Cage split punch, the kids had no idea what happened and continued to run around while I was catching my breath; as for the music teacher, she was laughing -_-
That same day I had football practice...
Ouch!!!! D: )
 
@mkray41 about 6yrs. Most of that was my fault though, I played baseball and football for most of my life and I've been boxing since I was like 6. I slowed down my workout routine, but I just kept messing around and being stupid. To be honest, its never been what it used to be though. I lost an opportunity to play football and baseball in college because of the elbow and shoulder injuries.

Man, you've had a full schedule. Baseball, football and boxing? Kudos to you; sorry to hear about the injuries costing you that opportunity. But I know what you mean, its hard to stop fooling around and doing stupid stuff; thats basically half of my day :)
 
I've got two injuries that I can think of. First, I broken the head of my humerus wrestling in high school. Unfortunately I still feel pain when I lift my left arm high in the air and that was 4-5 years ago.

My second would be getting bit in the balls by my uncle's dog. I was a baby and my Dad was changing my diaper and he left to go get a fresh one. Well, the dog jumped on the table and though my sack was a snack and decide to chomp down. Two things I'm happy about are as follows: Gizmo was a small dog and he only punctured my scrotum. My Uncle (so I hear) laughed his ass off while I was bleeding -.-
 
Two injuries that stand out in my mind as being kinda big:
1) Fractured my wrist while skateboarding down a big hill. Those pebbles can jump right out ya if you don't look carefully. Caught one with my wheel, the board stopped, and I just kept going. Braced the impact with my hand and my right wrist just happened to take more damage than the left.

2) Micro-tear of my MCL. Football practice the week before my senior year (about 5 years ago), doing linemen drills. Two on one blocking patterns. I was the one trying to blast through the opposing two. We got into it and my left foot planted in the ground. The rest of my body wanted to move, but the bottom half of my leg didn't. Resulted in the tibia popping out and back, causing the MCL to tear a little. No surgery, but I didn't play a single game that season, which sucks because I was going to start opening day.
 
Shoot twice in a firefight outside Basra, Iraq once in the shoulder and once in the ass you can guess what one hurt more.
 
Mine isn't too bad, but when I was in carpentry, I nailed all 4 fingers together with a 4" nail and a monster nailgun!

That's what you get when you confuse a real-life nailgun with the one from Quake.
Just kidding dude, that sounds painfull. Have you recovered fully from that ?
 
I broke my arm just above my left wrist skateboarding. Broke all the way through the bone. When I got up from the ground my my arm was at a 90 degree angle where it snapped lol. Was so shocked I couldn't feel any pain at first. Then I had a giant cast put on it until surgery in the morning. Was the most painful night of my life. Next to that getting my wisdom teeth removed was pretty shitty hah
 
Sprained my wrist, right on the verge of breaking it falling off some playground equipment.

Then, tore the muscle in the arch of my foot playing basketball, that was painful.
 
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