How is your name pronounced?

My name is Christopher.
But its pronounced
You-little-****ing-bastard
Atleast that's how my parents pronounced It.(RimShot)
I kid, I kid!
Its pronounced
Kris-Tuh-Fur/Fer
Noticed a lot of you posted what you would name your kids. And god help spongebob deal with the daily ass beatings he will get as a child at school.
My 3 sons are Damian Kole, Jayden Phoenix and Cameron Cage.
If I ever had a girl I wanted to name her Luciferia. But that was when I was a teenager. It just sounded really ****in metal. But I grew up and realized how stupid I was 13 years ago. As I'm sure Ill look back 13 years from now at things I thought and think "what a ****in idiot". Trust me kids! Don't saddle your kids with a ****in weird name little apple, arts n crafts or spongebob will murder you as you sleep. And kids are quiet like ****in ninjas!
They could just sneak up and bam....dead!
 
If I ever get unlucky enough to have a kid.


If its a girl, her name will be Moxxy.
Or if its a boy, his name will be something that I will think of later.
 
battle_scarz13 said:
My name is Christopher.
But its pronounced
You-little-****ing-bastard
Atleast that's how my parents pronounced It.(RimShot)
I kid, I kid!
Its pronounced
Kris-Tuh-Fur/Fer
Noticed a lot of you posted what you would name your kids. And god help spongebob deal with the daily ass beatings he will get as a child at school.
My 3 sons are Damian Kole, Jayden Phoenix and Cameron Cage.
If I ever had a girl I wanted to name her Luciferia. But that was when I was a teenager. It just sounded really ****in metal. But I grew up and realized how stupid I was 13 years ago. As I'm sure Ill look back 13 years from now at things I thought and think "what a ****in idiot". Trust me kids! Don't saddle your kids with a ****in weird name little apple, arts n crafts or spongebob will murder you as you sleep. And kids are quiet like ****in ninjas!
They could just sneak up and bam....dead!
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My kid won't get his ass beat if his name is Spongebob.
It's a f*cking sweet ass name and everyone will be jelly.
And if the ungrateful little prick doesn't approve of his kick dick name, he can always go by "Robert" :cool:
But I have been reconsidering naming him Ermac.
Hell yeah :mullet:
 
tittiemcnuggets said:
Everyone has way cooler names than mine.
I fail.
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You don't fail. For starters, you're not the one who chose your name anyway. And having a common name is at least better than having a bad unique name

Personally, I have the same issue you do. My name is Stephen. Everyone knows how to say it, but I get morons spelling it "Steven" all the time. Makes me mad because my "ph" spelling is the actual original spelling of the name, and the "v" spelling was invented by morons who gave their kids a name without knowing how to spell it.

Antagony said:
It's pronounced just like Armando, but without the o.


I was named after Armand Assante for some reason...
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Hey are you the same Armand who joined the TRMK Fantasy Football league? If so, pay attention to your team already. You have no QB.
 
@Tabb I ****in LOL'd at kick dick. And spongebob is done my kids killed it for me. name him Adventure Time. Or Invader Zim after a cool cartoon.
 
Armon24 said:
How many letters in your last name? 12 is in mine. :/
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14 here

Jade said:
A lot of people say my last name 'Yan-ick'. Ehhhh, it's Jan-ick'.
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Jade, I've always wondered. My boyfriend argued with me the other day about it, he said "yan" i said "jan" (though i didn't really know) and so it isn't creepy it was brought up coz i told him you are awesome and you two have same music tastes(his faves are king diamond and mr. bungle too)
 
Juh-ack Toe-bye-ass Hal-len-borg
Jack Tobias Hallenborg.
If I have a kid i'm namin' him Ed, Eddy or Dexter
Naw, just kidding. I'll prolly name him after my brother, if its a boy.
 
Taj actually isn't my first name, it's my nickname derived from my real name because it is obviously easy to say, and it has stuck ever since I was born basically. People call me Taj more than my real name, even my immediate family. The correct pronunciation for Taj is "Thahj", not "Tahj" or "Taaj", but if you were to say my name like that, I don't care.

My real name is Sartaj, pronounced "Sar-thahj".

Gill should be no problem to pronounce hopefully :P.

For those of you wondering where my first name originates from, it is a Sikh Punjabi name from India, it means Crown. My last name is the name of the clan that I am within from the Jatt Caste. I hate the caste system, but it is what it is.
 
Don't get me ****ing started. My name is Ivan. I VAN. How hard is that? It's i, then a common word for something that delivers packages! That's it! Ivon, Evaan. People say and spell it wrong all the time.
 
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