Dreams

Love Cowboy said:
Why is this funnier because it's you?
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Dunno. Just pretty weird. Lol

Now a nightmare I had about a week ago. In this bad dream, I was buying food in a grocery store and when i reached the cashier, I was being overcharged. The pack of cupcakes was $45 and it only had 2 out of like 12 pieces. So I returned it and kept looking for some other things. Again, I was being charged too much and the item was missing some things. Then for the third time, I went through the cycle again with the same results. By that time the employees were laughing at me like they've been messing with me. So I yelled something out like, "nevermind!". That's when I woke up. The interesting thing about this is that all the employees looked like Middle Eastern females. Pretty disgusting if you ask me.
 
I had a nice dream where I had sex with a guy who had a girlfriend. I asked the girl if I could borrow him for awhile and she let me. Damn I wish this comes true!!! I wanna know what this means.
 
Love Cowboy said:
We're getting Vietnamese bots now?
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If by "getting" you mean "being incessantly ass, throat, ear and nose ****ed" and by "now" you mean "over the past several weeks", then yes.

Thanks for noticing it and not reporting it, though. That will help to ensure that our orifices meet the daily recommended value for Viet-shlong intake.
 
DCR said:
If by "getting" you mean "being incessantly ass, throat, ear and nose ****ed" and by "now" you mean "over the past several weeks", then yes.

Thanks for noticing it and not reporting it, though. That will help to ensure that our orifices meet the daily recommended value for Viet-shlong intake.
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You're welcome. This place needs some more Viet-shlong.

And of course, by that I really mean, sorry DCR.
 
I once had this strange dream that I saw a ? block from the Mario series attached to my wall. I stared at it and eventually it popped off the wall. I went over to it and Wario jumped out. He then stole my money, and drove off in my car. Keep in mind that I have no job, so I probably wouldn't have much money, and I don't have a car. Really weird dream.
 
I had a dream I was living in the Kame House and Goku was eating all the trash from the trash bag, lol
 
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I had a dream where I played SF with Critical_Limit and Metal Overlord, lol dunno why I thought of them together.

Lo Mein with Fried Chicken.
 
So I had this dream where I was just kind of floating all about my house, bouncing off walls and shit, then I fell out a window and dropped into an endless ravine that apparently appeared behind my house. Then I woke up, turned on some music, and dreamed up a nice concert hall, with Eluveitie, Cormorant, Finntroll, Equilibrium and Ella Fitzgerald headlining. Oh, and I totally danced with Tali.

I love listening to music when I sleep. Those dreams are so much more interesting.
 
I had a strange dream this morning. I was being chased around a house by some man and he was throwing pipe bombs at me or something. After a while of dodging grenades while floating in mid air I realized that this is a dream and I thought that if I get hit by one and die then I will wake up. So I get hit by one of the grenades on purpose and I wake up in the middle of my hallway, but I didn't realize that when I woke up there I was still in the dream. I go back to sleep while still dreaming and see my mom vomiting in the trash barrel, and that is when I really woke up.
 
OMG! I had this crazy dream where I was scared of a hatching egg for some reason and that it was a chicken that ran around the place. Dunno why though.
 
Been having some rollercoaster dreams. I guess I am suffering from G-Force withdrawl.

Crazy that this topic is 2 years old now.
 
I had a dream where Jim Carrey's car battery was dead, and for some strange reason I was around (as if I had enough money to be his neighbor). lol.
It was a manual transmission car, and none of us had jumper cables to charge his car (regardless of it being a posh neighborhood, somehow people were cheap enough not to have jumper cables), so I kept telling him to put in into 2nd gear when the car picked up enough speed, but he still couldn't do it. :laugh:
 
I have a Nightmare when i play MK Trilogy on PS1. Playing as Scorpion. And when i get to Shao Kahn, I was doing Spear. After scorpion says GET OVER HERE!!!!! The screen flashes and THX Deep Note plays, That was scary
 
I had a dream the other night that I was Niko Bellic and I was saving Roman from loan sharks, and after I saved him he asked me if I wanted to go bowling, which I rejected :laugh:
 
I had a dream where I was doing the dirty with Anna Williams and then I woke up and my hairstyle was the same as Kazuya's. I am dead serious.

Next thing you know I'll be doing Electric Wind God Fists.

Edit: Had another dream here is the story.

I was in a classroom and we were all augmented similar to transhumanism in Deus Ex. We were watching a video, next thing I know I am in what appears to be a prison yard at night we were all being chipped by the guards that were stationed there. A bit disturbing to say the least.
 
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