I had a blast in middle school because I was a bully. Even my friends now talk about how much of a dick I was. Make fun of kids for being different, because they couldn't do what I could do or because I just didn't like em.
I'll never forget this one autistic kid named Shaun. I would fuk with him so much in 7th grade. I'd run up to him and scream "PSYCHOLOGICAL FREAKOUT" while waving my arms around. He'd spazz out, try to hit me. Good times back then. Now looking back on it, I feel bad.
I did this on my phone this morning. I wanted to add more.
One day I did that shit to Shaun in class. He started breathing hard and spazzing pretty rough. He almost had a seizure. The earth science teacher, Mr. Hassinger took me outside and damn near crucified me. Me and my homeboy (the only Jew in the school who also happened to be a satanist) used to harass Shaun and his friends at lunch because they pretended to be Naruto characters. Thats how I coined the phrase "Narutard".
List of my accomplishments as a bully:
Smashed a ruler over a kid's back in art class
Stole a huge amount of books from teachers
Cheated countless times by stealing work
Talked shit to people and when they wanted to fight, I never showed up
Got other people to fight for me
Bullied the holy hell out of a bunch of 'slow' kids. Jesus man I made a kid cry because I was making fun of how he talked.
Smashed a kid's face in his desk and gave him a nosebleed
Stole money from people
Stole lunches
Hurt so many people
Was just a plain dick to everyone
And somehow I was one of the most popular people at the school. Shows how funked up kids are. I regret all of that shit, most of that shit. I'm a changed man. Threatened to completely annihilate a freshman asshole my senior year because he was funking with the same autistic kid I used to screw with my sophomore year.