What Realm would you live in?

[mkray41]

Edenia is a beautiful place to be.



Scorpion's pants would be a lot hotter

Wait a minute, I might be a bit slow, but was that a pun? If so, nice! lol

 

[Taj Gill]

Edenia, the women there appear to be universally gorgeous, it would be paradise.

 

[jarvis653]

I already live in Outworld...otherwise known as Australia.
We need to win 10 tournaments against our government to play Mortal Kombat.

 

[mkray41]

I already live in Outworld...otherwise known as Australia.
We need to win 10 tournaments against our government to play Mortal Kombat.

Hahaha, good one. Hopefully you can import a copy.

 

[RockHardMilkGun]

I already live in Outworld...otherwise known as Australia.
We need to win 10 tournaments against our government to play Mortal Kombat.

What ever happened to that care package I sent you

???

 

[jarvis653]

What ever happened to that care package I sent you

???

Care packages are also banned here. Our government thinks we're unable to avoid being crushed by one. That's a high priority security issue.

 

[RockHardMilkGun]

Care packages are also banned here. Our government thinks we're unable to avoid being crushed by one. That's a high priority security issue.

What if I hid the MK copies in stuffed koalas?
The ACB loves koalas, right?
I do (they are delicious)

 

[RoboSmoke]

Chaosrealm.

"Everything burns."

 

[Ricochetmatt]

Edenia, the women there appear to be universally gorgeous, it would be paradise.

Yup... Gorgeous.

 

[KangsBeau]

Wait a minute, I might be a bit slow, but was that a pun? If so, nice! lol

That and I hear that Subby is frigid in bed. ;P

 

[mkray41]

That and I hear that Subby is frigid in bed. ;P

Heyoo! that settles it, I'm going to Edenia right now

 

[jarvis653]

What if I hid the MK copies in stuffed koalas?
The ACB loves koalas, right?
I do (they are delicious)

Nope, the ACB doesn't like koalas because they remind them of dropbears.

 

[RockHardMilkGun]

Nope, the ACB doesn't like koalas because they remind them of dropbears.

Then what the hell do I have to do?

Shove a whole TE up my ass just to get it to you?

 

[RyanRagnarok]

That sounds like your only option bro.
Would be one hell of an "unboxing" if you ask me.

 

[RockHardMilkGun]

That sounds like your only option bro.
Would be one hell of an "unboxing" if you ask me.

I don't think a wheelchair and a life support system would make it past the airport security, sadly...

 

[RyanRagnarok]

You never know!
I've seen weirder in my time.
Like a man with a knife sticking out of the waist of his jeans POINT OUT get through.
The metal detectors went BEEEPPPP and the guards just let him through.
Or the time I saw a man smoking a bowl right out in the "smoking section" at the Atlanta airport.
That was... interesting.

 

[DarkTRMK1994]

I would I live at Edenia with all the female ninjas and my homeland Netherrealm so I can rule there

 

[izmirnc]

Outworld. I'd like to win me a female Shokan. <3

 

[RyanRagnarok]

I would I live at Edenia with all the female ninjas and my homeland Netherrealm so I can rule there

You try and take over my realm and I'll send Scorpion after you.

 

[RockHardMilkGun]

You try and take over my realm and I'll send Scorpion after you.

He will be too busy trying to figure out how to hit off the blunt without any lips...
or a face in general...