Too many...but for starters, how about this?
"Kano...."
"Kano? Wasn't in that one."
Lollololololololol, Sonya X Cage
"That old geezer's the final champion? Ha, better to just give me the belt now. They do have belts, don't they?"
Shang Tsung appears-
"Wha-"
"Looks can be deceiving."
Levitates back to throne.
"Our first kombatant will be Mr. Cage!"
Shang X Cage. Guess he wanted to get back at him for calling him 'old geezer.'
Simple one:
"Damn you ugly!" -Jax to Baraka.
"Well, 'Earthrealm Defender' is like 10 steps above my pay grade."-Stryker to Nightwolf
"They masquerade as dragons, but are mere toothless worms!" Shao to Raiden, pure bada**.
"He is terminating your contract, AND you." -Sheeva to Cyrax.