What Greases Your Gears?

Gee I wish my customers use to help me wipe tables :mad:
Only the old country people did, bless them.

Anyway Shira stay on for a few more minutes.
This fanfiction is about to grease your gears :twisted:
 
A dream where I had sex with a random guy that had a girlfriend. The girl just let me have him when I asked if I can borrow him.
 
Shirayuki Mizore said:
People can be so selfish.

There was this one teenage girl who's mom went to get get eggs, so she helped me bag SOMEONE ELSE'S order.

More people need to be like her.
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I always bag my own groceries. I've been doing it ever since I used to be a sacker back when I was you guys' age. Once or twice I've bagged the person ahead of me's groceries just to speed things up.
 
This Zedge app I downloaded for my phone

It's balls-in-boxers free and you can download wallpapers for your phone, ringtones and even games from there

I downloaded a Boondocks wallpaper for my background, Yusuke saying Spirit Gun for my notification ringtone, and I got Chris Tucker saying "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUGG OUT" from Friday as my main ringtone :laugh:

I downloaded other ringtones too, like one with Vegeta screaming, 2 Chainz yelling out his name, the startup sound for Windows 98, the beginning to the Cowboy Bebop theme song, an InuYasha ringtone, some of Samuel L Jackson's lines from Pulp Fiction, and I got the "Big Booty Bishes" song downloaded too

Basically, it's dope as hell lol
 
Getting contact lenses again Greases My Gears.

<===== Gets contact lenses, puts on Cobra Commander helmet and goes to the drive-thru to order (in my best Cobra Commander voice) a Whopper with exxxxxxxxxxtra picklesssssss, tomatoessssss and cheesssssssssssse.
 
The little toys I get to decorate my room with. I seriously hate having such a plain, boring room.

Here's the latest addition to the room.

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Just got home from Christmas party with friends #2 and we had a secret santa. My friend got me fcking BATMAN IN-EAR HEADPHONES AND A BATMAN TOQUE, I couldn't be fcking happier.


HOW DID HE KNOW?/?/??


Also, I leave my radio at home on for my animals and walked in to Stairway to Heaven.


Gonna orgasm any moment now.
 
Jade said:
Just got home from Christmas party with friends #2 and we had a secret santa. My friend got me fcking BATMAN IN-EAR HEADPHONES AND A BATMAN TOQUE, I couldn't be fcking happier.


HOW DID HE KNOW?/?/??


Also, I leave my radio at home on for my animals and walked in to Stairway to Heaven.


Gonna orgasm any moment now.
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My friend supposedly ordered me a Chris Redfield T-Shirt for Christmas just to **** with me.

If he's not messing around, that shit's yours.

He ordered me something online, because he said it won't be here until January. I really hope it's not a Chris Redfield T-Shirt and it's something RE-related, lol.
 
Wax, leather, and other shiny jeans for men. ;)

Food:
Mad Fish sushi
Gyro Wraps
Starbucks
Jamba Juice
Seattle's Best Coffee
 
Shirayuki Mizore said:
My friend supposedly ordered me a Chris Redfield T-Shirt for Christmas just to **** with me.

If he's not messing around, that shit's yours.

He ordered me something online, because he said it won't be here until January. I really hope it's not a Chris Redfield T-Shirt and it's something RE-related, lol.
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Hope it's a Chris Redfield shirt!!
 
Doing something for charity.

Me and a few friends of mine put on a show with all sorts of different bands and we raised over $800 and donated it tonight.

It makes me feel good that I might have given someone a great Christmas
 
HamatoYoshi said:
Doing something for charity.

Me and a few friends of mine put on a show with all sorts of different bands and we raised over $800 and donated it tonight.

It makes me feel good that I might have given someone a great Christmas
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A few years back when I was in a band, we opened up for another band that was from the same town as us, we all became good friends and a few months later, they found out that the lead singers daughter was diagnosed with cancer so my band and the rest of the other band (besides the lead singer, Steven) set up a local show that raised money for her chemo treatments (which are very expensive after so long. My dad had cancer and went with him to his treatments).

Shit was really cool and it was a mixture of different genre's too. One band was like some rap and rock group while the other was metal and there was even a group that rapped and were actually pretty cool guys.

Charity work is pretty cool. It's sad that the only time people really do charity work though is this time of year. Why not any other time?
 
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