The Original Starters return for 'Pokemon X' & 'Y'

Pokémon X & Y you can be BLACK!

Seriously?

Wait do I still have to keep the purse, the lame haircut, boots and soulless eyes? Lemme get an afro like Monkey D. Luffy ..... okay not that big. But what about a backpack that a ten year old would bring around with dignity and not a purse. I won't use red as an example but look at this guy:

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Awesome pokemon trainer and true champion whom is the only one to get 8 badges defeat an entire gang and defeat Red.
 
^ He even has a hoodie with a holder for his pokeballs. He was ready from the start to win. Not some fashion disaster that tweens wear or something like that
 
And the list gose on for generation one.

1: Squitle is just a blue turtle

2. Wanna know what Pidgey is..... A bird no really there is no monster here.

3. Rattata is just a rat.. BUT LETS MAKE HIM PURPLE! Yeah right ninja.

4. Ekans is Snake backwards and he is just a purple snake end of story

5. Arbok is Kobra spelled backwards and its the thing its baby from is.

6. Sandshrew is just a Armadillo.

7. Geodude is just a rock with arms,eyes,and a mouth.

8. Gastly wanna know what it is.... Gas......... *facepalm*

9. Exeggcute is eggs.... Because a pair of eggs make a pokemon right?

10. Koffing and Weezing.... Koffing is just a nasty gross purple rock....

Weezing IS TWO OF THEM AHHH!

I find it odd how people call 1st generation the bast but when your eyes open its the wrost because they don't look like monsters just boringness

I know newer gens have dumb pokes but at less they have designs then just lazyness.

And to counter your argument

You have
A ice creme pokemon that gets another head on evolution

A repulsive gothic pokemon

wurmby a poor man's pineco

Lumeon a generic ass fish

Alomola a knock off of a luvdisc a useless as fish whose only saving grace was the heartscale

Timbur gurdurr and conkledurr a evolutionary line of funking tumors with limbs carrying junk

Malamar, octillary did it better

Mothim oh look another damn moth/butterfly

Piplup prinplup empoleon, im sorry but the previous 3 water starters are laughing their asses of at the penguin starter

Turtwig, squrtle says hello while blastoise is pimp smacking torterra

Snivy evolution line: ekans arbok and seviper maul em

The only 4th and 5th gen pokemon I respect to an extent was luxray since it was a lion

Zebstrika which was creative for a zebra

Hydreigon and haxourus they were both dragons and actually original
 
Yo Byrd! What about Infernape? He was another fire fighting but he was a boss...probably made the game easier than it ever should have
 
And to counter your argument

You have
A ice creme pokemon that gets another head on evolution

A repulsive gothic pokemon

wurmby a poor man's pineco

Lumeon a generic ass fish

Alomola a knock off of a luvdisc a useless as fish whose only saving grace was the heartscale

Timbur gurdurr and conkledurr a evolutionary line of funking tumors with limbs carrying junk

Malamar, octillary did it better

Mothim oh look another damn moth/butterfly

Piplup prinplup empoleon, im sorry but the previous 3 water starters are laughing their asses of at the penguin starter

Turtwig, squrtle says hello while blastoise is pimp smacking torterra

Snivy evolution line: ekans arbok and seviper maul em

The only 4th and 5th gen pokemon I respect to an extent was luxray since it was a lion

Zebstrika which was creative for a zebra

Hydreigon and haxourus they were both dragons and actually original

Dude most are different spicesc.... And Empoleime has a suit & tie and he showed them a few things.
 
Pachirisu
That orange hamster that reminds of a Hamster time anime...
Plusle and Minun
Pikablu/Marill
Honoguma or "Fire-Chu"
 
Yo Byrd! What about Infernape? He was another fire fighting but he was a boss...probably made the game easier than it ever should have

No lie infernape was one of the better designs of the 4th gen even though that is stretchin it
he wad just too damn small
 
Does anybody want a larger party? Like 8 or 9

EDIT: I just checked he's only like 4 feet tall? Not threatening that much unless you count he's a flaming karate monkey

Another Edit: Or even a larger move pool? like 5,6?
 
Well you could have 8 for single-player but when you go to fight actual people there can be restrictions on how many you can bring. You could set it to 6. But I don't see any real need for more than 6. It would make the game easier also, since you can cover more types.

Blaziken is only 4 feet? lawlz. I get disappointed sometimes when I look up the stats for Pokemon. I was hoping that Blastoise would be like 7 feet tall. Nope. He's like 5'4" or something.
 
Well you could have 8 for single-player but when you go to fight actual people there can be restrictions on how many you can bring. You could set it to 6. But I don't see any real need for more than 6. It would make the game easier also, since you can cover more types.

Blaziken is only 4 feet? lawlz. I get disappointed sometimes when I look up the stats for Pokemon. I was hoping that Blastoise would be like 7 feet tall. Nope. He's like 5'4" or something.

Blaziken is 6'3 bro.... And Blast is 5'3 and Zard is 5'7.
 
Yeah but like one or two spots are HM Slaves

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