Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat 2013

Holy monkey ballsack. My only consolation here is that I have Charles in my other league with my coworkers... so I guess I'm in at least one championship

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Oh my god, I am ONE WIN AWAY FROM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD! Someone please wake me up and tell me this is some bullshit dream, because I have a hard time believing it, myself...

And I thought I was gonna be playing for 3rd place after the early games...

I'll take that Most Satisfying Player trophy right now...and probably that Black Flag trophy, as well!

As for Jamaal Charles? I'm calling it right now; first overall pick of next year's draft!
 
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Wow...I had a feeling mkray would be in the championship game, but I never would have guessed that it would be ME that he would be facing. Funny thing is, we both book-ended the draft.
 
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An exciting semifinal round!

Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat Semifinal Round results:

Aggressive Perfectors (Tarkatan Trash) 144.40
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 90.04

Rayzebats (mkray41) 116.96
Hold Down the Forte (RIPLIUKANG) 81.20

TonyRomoJockstraps (Jade) 128.82
John Madden Cack Washers (squirrelpion) 85.72

Sek's Machine ([sek]) 100.72
Walrus-Copters (Camu-san) 80.82

So... at long last, we come to the end.

The Finals... for the Title of Champion of Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat:
Rayzebats (mkray41) vs. Aggressive Perfectors (Tarkatan Trash)

The Battle for 3rd:
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) vs. Hold Down the Forte (RIPLIUKANG)

The Battle for 5th:
TonyRomoJockstraps (Jade) vs. Sek's Machine ([sek])

The Battle for 7th:
Walrus-Copters (Camu-san) vs. John Madden Cack Washers (squirrelpion)

Still having technical difficulties about putting up an article on the league site. Ugh. Funny having that old "Walrus-Copters in the drivers seat" story up while he makes an epic plunge in the standings lol. Anyway, Happy Football All!
 
5th, lol, I AM ONLY GOOD FOR 5TH

My team did flippin' awesome this week. WHY NOT THE WEEKS BEFORE? lulz



Good luck, everyone, it was a fun season, can't wait for next year.
 
I can't believe I'm actually considering benching Peterson this week; man, I wish he would have just sat this game out to make it easier on me lol.

Also LC, though it's not probably won't happen, what's the tiebreaker for our league?
 
Okay, I am SOOOOOOOOOOO nervous for the Championship Game. Seriously...this is the first time I've EVER made it this far in Fantasy.

Love Cowboy said:
What like if you two have exactly the same score? That's like virtually impossible

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Who do you think you are? Donovan McNabb?!

 
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I said virtually impossible, not completely impossible. Since individual passing yards are worth less than anything else, a tie is totally impossible unless your QBs have the exact same last digit of their passing yard stats.

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Umm...LC, I think I found something broken about NFL.com's add/drop system. It appears I was able to drop an IA'ed player on my bench whose team had already played and add Aaron Hernandez, despite NFL games still being in progress. I originally wanted to do this as a joke (I was inspired to do this by the final round of last year's draft when someone drafted JaMarcus Russell), but I never thought it would be successful with games in progress. Is there any way you could look into this, or is this something that slipped through the cracks that you couldn't customize? Or perhaps restrict the add/drop/waiver system further (such as locking all rosters every Sunday at 1pm Eastern, regardless of a game's start time)? Obviously, this affects nothing as far as this Championship game is concerned (especially since my portion of the scoreboard is now final), but I am nonetheless concerned that this could lead to underhanded tactics in the future.
 
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Oh my god...I can't believe it! Last year, I just barely avoided the Station2 Memorial Golden Ass Helmet, and I bounce back from that by coming out on top! This has GOT to be the biggest single-season turnaround in the history of our league!

Even more shocking is the fact that I managed to take down mkray 3 times!

If I were to hand a game ball to anyone here, I would hand it to Jamaal Charles for being my most consistent player week in and week out, and more importantly, his 51.50 point performance to get me to this point.
 
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Third place. If I was in my work league, I would've made my money back. Instead I pulled a Texans collpase in the second half to drop from a 5-0 start down to 6-9.

But here, nice consolation prize.
 
And that's all Folks!

Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat Final Round results:

Aggressive Perfectors (Tarkatan Trash) 113.14
Rayzebats (mkray41) 106.50

Hold Down the Forte (RIPLIUKANG) 82.28
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 60.24

Sek's Machine ([sek]) 104.74
TonyRomoJockstraps (Jade) 95.44

John Madden Cack Washers (squirrelpion) 87.32
Walrus-Copters (Camu-san) 85.44

So, the final league rankings:

1. Aggressive Perfectors (Tarkatan Trash)
2. Rayzebats (mkray41)
3. Hold Down the Forte (RIPLIUKANG)
4. Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy)
5. Sek's Machine ([sek])
6. TonyRomoJockstraps (Jade)
7. John Madden Cack Washers (squirrelpion)
8. Walrus-Copters (Camu-san)
9. Kabal Toasty (Tapion)
10. Supreme Busboys (YungQ94)

Happy Football All!
 
Tarkatan Trash said:
Oh my god...I can't believe it! Last year, I just barely avoided the Station2 Memorial Golden Ass Helmet, and I bounce back from that by coming out on top! This has GOT to be the biggest single-season turnaround in the history of our league!

Even more shocking is the fact that I managed to take down mkray 3 times!

If I were to hand a game ball to anyone here, I would hand it to Jamaal Charles for being my most consistent player week in and week out, and more importantly, his 51.50 point performance to get me to this point.
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I think it would be the biggest POSITIVE turnaround... but the biggest turnaround overall would be BYoung winning the title the first year and then taking home the Station2 Memorial Golden Ass Helmet last year.
 
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about BYoung getting the Golden Ass Helmet the year after winning the title...I think I'm the one who beat him to give him that dubious award.

Well, I was considering doing my own league with a few friends next year, but as champion of this league, I feel that it is my responsibility to defend my title, so consider me back next year. I will also be participating in a Suicide League next year.

Oh yeah, and I forgot one more thing...

I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!
 
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YungQ94 said:
Suicide League?
What's that Pa?
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It's actually called a Survivor League, but because of the nature of it, it's also known as a "Suicide League". It's a pick-'em league where you pick the result of a game each week. If you get your pick right, you survive another week (hence the term "Survivor League"), and if you get it wrong, you're eliminated (hence the term, "Suicide League"). I have a family friend who's done this before, and she told me that people typically don't survive beyond Week 5.
 
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Tarkatan Trash said:
It's actually called a Survivor League, but because of the nature of it, it's also known as a "Suicide League". It's a pick-'em league where you pick the result of a game each week. If you get your pick right, you survive another week (hence the term "Survivor League"), and if you get it wrong, you're eliminated (hence the term, "Suicide League"). I have a family friend who's done this before, and she told me that people typically don't survive beyond Week 5.
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IIRC you can only pick the same team once in those right?

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