Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat 2012

mkray41 said:
One of my players did so bad he actually cost me points lol. The day I bench Kirkley or whatever his name his he ends up having a decent game :(
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That player was DeAngelo Williams and apparently a bunch of other people were pretty pissed about his performance too, so he responded: http://tinyurl.com/9n3lyvt

He basically called me an idiot for starting him :rofl:
 
Tarkatan Trash said:
Yet nearly every waiver-wire move I have made has backfired on me...hence why I'm strongly considering trading my undroppables and waving the white flag on my season and trying again next season! I'll probably wait until the deadline, though.
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I hope you're not talking about dumping your players through a bunch of lopsided trades Trashman. Competitive balance is of the utmost importance to me. I am unafraid of using my power as kommissioner to put the kibosh on anything hinky. Keep trying to win; If you're eliminated from the playoffs then play the spoiler. That's a fine role for a self-anointed troll like you anyway, don't you think?

EDIT: on an unrelated note, I went ahead and made the schedule change I suggested earlier... the schedule is now nice and neat with our second round of division games scheduled for the end of the regular season :) ... hey Trash, you're now playing Marshall in the last game... you wouldn't want to miss a possible opportunity to knock him out of the playoffs now, would you?
 
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Love Cowboy said:
I hope you're not talking about dumping your players through a bunch of lopsided trades Trashman. Competitive balance is of the utmost importance to me. I am unafraid of using my power as kommissioner to put the kibosh on anything hinky. Keep trying to win; If you're eliminated from the playoffs then play the spoiler. That's a fine role for a self-anointed troll like you anyway, don't you think?

EDIT: on an unrelated note, I went ahead and made the schedule change I suggested earlier... the schedule is now nice and neat with our second round of division games scheduled for the end of the regular season :) ... hey Trash, you're now playing Marshall in the last game... you wouldn't want to miss a possible opportunity to knock him out of the playoffs now, would you?
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I can give you my word that I most certainly will not accept JaMarcus Russell in exchange for Matthew Stafford, or anything to that effect. And as for Marshall, I believe I already beat him once (granted, it's my only win so far), so I wouldn't be surprised if lightning struck twice.
 
Tarkatan Trash said:
I can give you my word that I most certainly will not accept JaMarcus Russell in exchange for Matthew Stafford, or anything to that effect. And as for Marshall, I believe I already beat him once (granted, it's my only win so far), so I wouldn't be surprised if lightning struck twice.
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Great to hear, buddy.

Also, I just put up a new poll on the league site... be sure to vote.
 
LOL, how convenient that they lighten up the workload for Romo on a week where Cutler has a bye so I can't put him in.

Suck my balls, NFL.

EDIT: lolololololol he actually did good this week. Cowboys lost, but Romo got me 16 points <3

I KNEW I LOVED YOU BEFORE I MET YOU
 
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In all-too-familiar fashion, Dez Bryant finally shows up on the week I decide to bench his underperforming ass! And yet again, exploiting a supposedly "more favorable" matchup at the QB position backfires on me (although Fred Jackson finally did re-awaken on a week where I had no choice but to start him due to bye weeks)!

That's it! For the rest of the season, the only way I am benching Staff is if he is NOT playing!
 
^ LOL, worst feeling ever.

I just dropped Philly and picked up Minnesota this week, and Minnesota decides to lose to WASHINGTON. I only got 2 points from them.

Fcking figures the first week I get them is the second time they have scored only 2 points (first time was week 2, I believe). Lame.

Akers did shitty, too.
 
If Antonio Gates plays like shit tomorrow night, I know I'm getting the Hunger Foul this week! 51.44 points are on my bench thanks to people finally showing up when they're being punished!
 
Tarkatan Trash said:
If Antonio Gates plays like shit tomorrow night, I know I'm getting the Hunger Foul this week! 51.44 points are on my bench thanks to people finally showing up when they're being punished!
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Actually, I think titties has you beat for the hunger foul if Jade comes back and beats her... this is the week she decided to bench Jordy Nelson (oops)
 
Love Cowboy said:
Actually, I think titties has you beat for the hunger foul if Jade comes back and beats her... this is the week she decided to bench Jordy Nelson (oops)
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Well, crisis averted! Two TDs from Gates have all but officially given me a win this week.

EDIT: Holy shit, this should be the upset of the week! I just looked at Kabal Toasty's record, and he had a 4-game winning streak going into this week!
 
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I have a good team but most of my players have played like garbage this week.

The fck, gaiz.
 
Tarkatan Trash said:
Well, crisis averted! Two TDs from Gates have all but officially given me a win this week.

EDIT: Holy shit, this should be the upset of the week! I just looked at Kabal Toasty's record, and he had a 4-game winning streak going into this week!
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The week? How about upset of the season thus far... Kabal Toasty could have taken the lead in his division had he beaten you, what with The Platypunishment losing to me... I think you will like my choice of headline this week.

Anyway, without further ado... the Week 6 results:

Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 125.26
The Platypunishment (non-member David) 85.02

The Tarkatan Trash Collectors (Tarkatan Trash) 104.42
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 94.52

The Tattooed Coffee Profs (non-member Shane) 88.04
Based God (The Marshall) 62.12

Multiple Scorgasms (tittiemcnuggets) 84.58
Tony Romo Jockstraps (Jade) 77.24

Dawn Patrol (Spine_Ripper) 111.86
Rayzebats (mkray41) 81.98

Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 81.62
Vegas (non-member Ryan) 62.02

New article is up on the league site. Happy football all.
 
WHOA! I guess my upset was significant enough to grab the top story! But to be fair, though, I don't think my MNF comeback was that big of a deal, as I was only down by 10.20 points going into the Monday Night game, so really I only needed a combination of yards, TDs, and/or 2pt conversions that equalled 10.30 to win, and the way Antonio Gates has been playing this season, there was no guarantee that I would get those points, but at the same time, anyone who knows anything about fantasy football is well aware that a 10.30-point comeback on Monday Night is always within the realm of possibility. I can tell you for a fact that I was most certainly shocked that I got 20.10 points from Gates.
 
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Each time I feel like poop from losing, I look at the record of Vegas and I feel great again.
 
Why do I feel like I'm gonna lose to Vegas now that you said that? :laugh:

I feel like a genius for picking up Fitzpatrick this week against the Titans since Rivers has a bye, even though it was pretty obvious decision for me. Hopefully he puts up some big numbers and helps me break this losing streak.

Asked my fantasy guru for advice on who to add:

"Add Mark Sanchez, drop Jeremey Kirkley"
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:???:
 
Let's rock and roll, bish.


I can't believe I have a zillion RBs and only one has no bye week this week....and he's just coming off a recent injury so he isn't even 100%, really....


LUCK IS CERTAINLY ON MY SIDE THIS SEASON
 
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