Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat 2012

I am totally hurting for an RB this week. Ugh. I may even have to pick Shonn Greene back up despite his matchup against my Texans... just to get SOME points. Not that he'll get much.
 
I am always scared to put in someone listed as questionable so I left Tate on the bench. If he ends up playing tomorrow, he better get next to 0 points, man, or I will shit down my own throat.

Hope Shonn Greene falls off a cliff before the game tomorrow, troloololool
 
I am always scared to put in someone listed as questionable so I left Tate on the bench. If he ends up playing tomorrow, he better get next to 0 points, man, or I will shit down my own throat.

Hope Shonn Greene falls off a cliff before the game tomorrow, troloololool

From what I know of my Texans, I think you made the right choice benching Tate this week.

And you should be worrying more about my Texans D than about Greene. I don't actually expect much out of Greene myself. But the Jet's inept quarterbacking will feed my defense all the points I need to beat you.

Your team actually played quite well this week. If my team had played as poorly as I thought it would, you totally would be beating me. I'm actually surprised to be in this position.
 
If I end up losing, I am still gonna be proud I actually hit the 100 mark. I have been waiting to get triple digits since game 1, lol.
 
Yeah but you have a player and a team today, lol.

I lost.

I always lose because I almost never have Monday players lol.
 
Mine and LC's game is ridiculous, lol.

He gets ahead by 4, Jets get a TD, gets behind me by one, Houston gets a TD, goes back up again, Jets get another TD, goes back behind me by one....awesome match up, no matter who wins.
 
I lost 106 -100.

Damn, I REALLY wanted to be the one to hand LC his first loss, lol. Stupid Jets.
 
One of my players did so bad he actually cost me points lol. The day I bench Kirkley or whatever his name his he ends up having a decent game :(
 
One of my players did so bad he actually cost me points lol. The day I bench Kirkley or whatever his name his he ends up having a decent game :(

Yet nearly every waiver-wire move I have made has backfired on me...hence why I'm strongly considering trading my undroppables and waving the white flag on my season and trying again next season! I'll probably wait until the deadline, though.
 
I hear ya man; it feels the same for me haha.

I would trade some of my decent players but I'm just too stubborn lol. Hopefully next week goes better for us haha.
 
One of my players did so bad he actually cost me points lol. The day I bench Kirkley or whatever his name his he ends up having a decent game :(


Romo did that to me with his 5 interceptions so his ass will be on my bench for a while. Cutler got me a sexy 19 points so Romo should be taking notes.
 
Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat 2012 Week 5 results:

Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 106.60
Tony Romo Jockstraps (Jade) 100.88

The Tattooed Coffee Profs (non-member Shane) 67.60
The Tarkatan Trash Collectors (Tarkatan Trash) 37.06

Based God (The Marshall) 96.30
Vegas (non-member Ryan) 68.44

Dawn Patrol (Spine_Ripper) 106.80
Multiple Scorgasms (tittiemcnuggets) 96.92

Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 114.64
Rayzebats (mkray41) 76.16

Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 108.36
The Platypunishment (non-member David) 90.32

New article is up on the league site. Happy football all.
 
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