Best Video Game Quotes

Jim- "Malc here can hook us up with some equipment."

Johnny- "Nah man I don't wanna ride one of those.....hairdryers."

Malc- "Hey **** you clown!"

GTA: The Lost and the Damned
 
"Duke Wins Fatality!"
"I'm here to kick ass and chew gum.......and i'm all out of gum"
"Hail to the king, baby!"
-Duke Nukem

"Skin the flesh! Salt the wound!"
-Psycho from Borderlands

"If it took more than one shot, than you weren't using a Jakobs!"
Jakobs Vending Machine from Borderlands

"This one time my buddy Keith...."
Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2

Maria de' Mozzi: You need a more creative outlet
Ezio Auditore: I have plenty outlets
Maria de' Mozzi: I mean besides vaginas
 
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I'm Taking You Out, I'm Taking YOU Out, I'm Taking YOU OUT, I'm TAKING YOU OUT, I'M TAKING YOU OUT!, And I'm Taking You Out... To Dinner. :D

-Johnny Cage [Mortal Kombat Story Mode. Second Cut-Scene]
 
So, just go pick up a copy of both Mass Effect one and two, and in both games talk to Tali :love: after every mission to make sure you hear everything she has to say. Record every bit of dialogue ever spoken by her, and when you listen to it, you're listening to the greatest video game quotes of all time.

Yes, I admit I may be slightly obsessed with her character.
 
Personally I really like the quotes from this warcraft cinematic.

Bolvar Fordragon- "ARTHAS! The Blood of your father, of your People. Demands Justice! Come forth coward, and answer for your crimes!
Door slowly opens, que ominous music
Lich King- You Speak of justice? of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the GRAVE! and true meaning of FEAR!
Saurfang- Enough Talk Let It Be Finnished! NOoo....(Arthas pulls a Shang Tsung and takes Saurfang's soul)
Bolvar- You will Pay for all the lives you have stolen..Traitor!
Lich King- Boldly stated, but their is nothing you can...(Explosion) What?!?
Putris- HAHAHAHA.. Did you think We Had Forgotton? Did you think we had Forgiven? Behold Now! The terrible vengance of the Forsaken! DEATH TO THE SCOURGE AND DEATH TO THE LIVING!!!! (Seige weapons line up and bomb battlefield with plague containers)
Bolvar- Fall Back! (people are dying)
Lich King- This isn't over! (walks back into ice crown citadel)
Putris- HAHAHA Now...all can see. This is the hour of the Forsaken. (walks off screen with troops saluting him like a boss.)

 
"I am not a hero, never was never will be"- Solid Snake
"War has changed"-Solid Snake (although still i havent played mgs 4)
"The cake is a lie"-GLaDOS
"Get over here"-Scorpion
"Finish him"
" A name means nothing on the battlefield"-Solid Snake
"I am commander Shepard and this is my favourite store in the citadel"-Commander shepard
And lastly, i cant believe people forgot this
"All your base are belong to us"-Star fox(i havent played the game though)
 
Liu Kang: What does it say Raiden? How do we honor their "sacrifice?"

"What?! Grovel before Quan Chiii?!"

Lol I love how he says sacrifice and Quan Chi :laugh:
 
Marco said:
Personally I really like the quotes from this warcraft cinematic.

Bolvar Fordragon- "ARTHAS! The Blood of your father, of your People. Demands Justice! Come forth coward, and answer for your crimes!
Door slowly opens, que ominous music
Lich King- You Speak of justice? of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the GRAVE! and true meaning of FEAR!
Saurfang- Enough Talk Let It Be Finnished! NOoo....(Arthas pulls a Shang Tsung and takes Saurfang's soul)
Bolvar- You will Pay for all the lives you have stolen..Traitor!
Lich King- Boldly stated, but their is nothing you can...(Explosion) What?!?
Putris- HAHAHAHA.. Did you think We Had Forgotton? Did you think we had Forgiven? Behold Now! The terrible vengance of the Forsaken! DEATH TO THE SCOURGE AND DEATH TO THE LIVING!!!! (Seige weapons line up and bomb battlefield with plague containers)
Bolvar- Fall Back! (people are dying)
Lich King- This isn't over! (walks back into ice crown citadel)
Putris- HAHAHA Now...all can see. This is the hour of the Forsaken. (walks off screen with troops saluting him like a boss.)

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Lol i love that scene
 
Smoke and Sub-Zero: "As stealthy as the night, as deadly as the dawn."

Johnny Cage: "What does he have that I don't have?"
Liu Kang: "God-like power?"
Kung Lao: "A personality that is not like sanding paper?"
Johnny Cage: "Jerks."

Heavy Weapons- "People think they can outsmart me, maybe, I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet."

Deathstroke: "Well isn't this interesting, a masked man in Gotham. And from the look of you, i'd say you're no hero."
Sub-Zero: "You do not look so innocent yourself."
Deathstroke: "Name's Deathstroke."
Sub-Zero: "Sub-Zero."
Deathstroke: "So, who are you hunting? Or are you just looking for a fight?"
Sub-Zero: "It is none of your concern."
Deathstroke: "Fair enough, but i've been around this world and i've never heard of a Sub-Zero."
Sub-Zero: "I'm not from your world."
Deathstroke: "Then you're in enemy territory."
Sub-Zero: "And I assume you are the enemy."
Deathstroke: "Smart boy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqj7qfTx-ZM You can find it mid-way through the video. That was just a battle of cool, best part of MKvsDC.
 
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[Drake and Elena are climbing a cliff]
Nathan Drake: Nice view.
Elena Fisher: *sighs* Men.
Nathan Drake: No no, I was talking about the mountains. Really.

From Uncharted 2.
 
"the thunder flop knows niether friend nor foe." - The Murry

"gyuugyuu"-pokemon red/blue-pidgy

"That almost gave me a heart attack"- marvel vs. capcom 2

"What the?" -ninja gaiden, nes

"Welcome to die!!" - x-men arcade

"big apple, three a.m." - turtles in time snes/arcade

"Do a barrel roll!" -peppy

"use the break!" - peppy

"FOX!!!"- slippy
 
SolidSheik said:
"I am not a hero, never was never will be"- Solid Snake
"War has changed"-Solid Snake (although still i havent played mgs 4)
"The cake is a lie"-GLaDOS
"Get over here"-Scorpion
"Finish him"
" A name means nothing on the battlefield"-Solid Snake
"I am commander Shepard and this is my favourite store in the citadel"-Commander shepard
And lastly, i cant believe people forgot this
"All your base are belong to us"-Star fox(i havent played the game though)
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GLaDOS never said "The cake is a lie", ratman wrote it on his wall. Also, all your base are belong to us isn't in star fox, it's from Zero Wing.
 
"Name's are for friends...so I don't need one." -Agent 47, Hitman: Blood Money

"Dan's Crypt...the best place to go if you're looking for a dead Dan." -Death, MediEvil: Resurrection

"I am Calypso...and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!" -Calypso, Twisted Metal 2

"You want some fries with that whoopass?!" -Jax, Mortal Kombat: Special Forces

"Oh no...you are going to kill me right?"
"Only if you say the word 'Monkey'...now tell me something I wanna know!"
"Medical supplies! Check around inside the cave, they've got tons of stuff in there!"
"Some of you guys are real useful. Why do you gotta work for the bad guy?"
"You're the American opressor, you're the bad guy!"
"Are you gonna say 'Monkey'?"
"What? NO!"
"Then this conversation's over." -Sam Fisher and Random Henchman, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question...is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor. No says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God. No says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture!" -Andrew Ryan, BioShock
 
"It's over Rodrigo, no more tricks, no more ancient artifacts, no more weapons, let's see what you are made of old man."
-Ezio Auditore to Rodrigo Borgia; Assassin's Creed II

"It is a good life we lead, brother."
"The best. May it never change."
"And may it never change us."
-Ezio Auditore talking to Frederico Auditore; Assassin's Creed II

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: Buona sera, Vieri! We were just talking about you. I'm surprised to see you here. I thought the Pazzi hired others to do their dirty work.
Vieri de' Pazzi: It's your family that cries for guards when there's trouble, codardo
Vieri de' Pazzi: Afraid to handle things your self?
Ezio Auditore da Firenze: Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the 'handling' I gave her earlier
-Ezio to Vieri; Assassin's Creed II

"Laa shay'a waquin moutlag, bale kouloun moumkine. The wisdom of our creed is revealed through these words. We work in the dark, to serve the light. We are assassins. Nothing is true, everything is permitted."
-Ezio to Assassin Recruit becoming an Assassin; Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

"1. Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent. 2. Hide in plain sight. 3. Never compromise the Brotherhood." -The Assassin's Creed; Assassin's Creed 1

Machiavelli: What are you going to do?
Ezio: Make some friends.
-Ezio to Machiavelli; Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Bartolomeo: WHO GOES THERE?
*draws sword*
Ezio: Salve (Hello) to you to.
Bartolomeo: Ezio! I was expecting my wife.
-Bartolomeo to Ezio; Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

"Hey, whats da matta wit' you, Altair?"
"That's Racist!"
"Your Racist!"
-Desmond to Rebecca; Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

"Ezio Auditore come in come in, I'll kill you if you don't!"
-Bartholomeo D'Alviano; Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Ezio: I'll only take a minute!
Cristina: Indeed...
Ezio: Wait, That came out wrong...
-Ezio to Cristina; Assassin's Creed II
 
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