What Shoud Have Happen In MK9 Story Mode
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What's this?? Two chapters on the same day?? Hahaha yeah its true! Hope you enjoy my favorite character's chapter! Enjoy!!
Chapter 8: Sub-Zero
(First Match)
*Sub-Zero freezing someone*
Sub-Zero: Next time you'll think twice before you call me Frosty the Snowman.
*Cyrax appears*
Cyrax: Subby the street lights are on. Time to get back to the Lin Kuei temple to be assimilated.
Sub-Zero: ... Cyrax!?
Cyrax: Actually I'm unit #2 now. My orders are to bring you back to the Lin Kuei temple.
Sub-Zero: Sorry I cannot come with you because I'm... chillin
.
Cyrax: .......
(Second Match)
*Sonya and Jax appear*
Sonya: What the hell happened to that massive signal?
Jax: That's what she said.
Sonya: Shut up. *Sees Sub-Zero*
Jax: Holy shit a ghost!
Sonya: Wrong. He's a zombie.
Sub-Zero: Your both stupid. NRS would never make that same mistake twice to bring a zombie into the game. I'm Sub-Zero's brother. I came to learn of the muderer who killed my brother.
Sonya: He was killed by Scropion.
Sub-Zero: Yeah I already know that I saw it on Myspace. I was wondering where I could fined him.
Sonya: At the Colisuem. He shou--
Ermac: SHUT THE HELL UP WE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
*Ermac appears*
Jax: Ermac. *Grabs Ermac* Gotcha.
Ermac: *Grabs Jax by using the force* You have distrubed our dancing marshmellow dream. You will suffer.
*Rips off Jax's arms*
Sonya: ZOMG JAX!!
Ermac: We will break you.
Sub-Zero: Fine, I'll tear you apart.
(Cutscene)
Jax: WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT YOUR ****ING LASER THING!?!?!?
Sonya: I was caught up in the moment!
Sub-Zero: At least you stopped the bleeding.
Jax: DON'T YOU EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! YOU COULD'VE USED YOUR ICE POWERS TO STOP HIM IN HIS TRACKS!! If you would've did that, THEN MAYBE I STILL HAVE MY ****ING ARMS!!!
Sub-Zero: He's going into shock.
Sonya: Yeah, we should probably get him a medic.
Sub-Zero: We? I have to go to the Coliseum.
Sonya: Wait your not going to help us?
Sub-Zero: I can't. I'm pressed for time. Take the portal to the South.
Sonya: Can't you at least use your powers to create an ice slide? An icemoblie? Anything!?!?
Sub-Zero: Sorry but I'm not Iceman honey. See you guys later.
Sonya: Mother****er!!
*Picks up Jax*
Sonya: I swear you got to lay off the donuts.
(Third Match)
*Sub-Zero enters the stadium*
**Kitana fighting another possible DLC character*
Shao Khan: FINISH HIM!!
Shaolin: You might as well. They'll give me purple nurple's will listening to Rebecca Black!
*Kitana doesn't do it because she remebers Liu Kang's words*
**Shao Khan becomes impatient and kills him**
Shao Khan: Kitana... what the ****!?! Get over here!
*Sub-Zero apporoach's Shao Khan*
Sub-Zero: Bring me Scropion so I can exact my revenge!
Shang Tsung: You demand nothing Lin Kuei! Reptile!
Reptile: RAWR!!
(Fourth Match)
Sub-Zero: There I have defeated your pet Yoshi. Now bring me Skeletor so I can have his head!!
Shao Khan: Meh, I don't she why not.
*Quan Chi brings in Scropion*
Scropion: What the shit!? I ripped your ****ing head out!
Sub-Zero: No, you ripped my brother's head out! I am his family! I fight for his honor!
Scropion: The closest thing he had to honor was getting murdered by me!!
(Epic Cutscene)
Sub-Zero: Now it is time to rip you to pieces!
*Cyborgs show up*
Sub-Zero: Wait no five more minutes! ARGH!
*Cyrax and Sektor show up*
Shang Tsung: I see the infamous duo Ketchup and Mustard are here to cause trouble.
*Raiden, Smoke, and Johnny Cage appear*
Smoke: NOO!
Raiden: Whoa stay here. If you go they'll take you both.
Sektor: We request permission to take this fugitive back to Lin Kuei Temple.
Shao Khan: And what do I get out of this exchange?
Cyrax: The Lin Kuei's trust. Also...
Sektor and Cyrax: A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CHAOSREALM DONUTS!! Chaosrealm donuts, it'll make you go insane!
Shao Khan: OH HELL YEAH!!! Take him!
Raiden: I have this weird feeling that I ****ed up the flow of time by sparing Smoke.
Sub-Zero: **** you guys I'm not goi--
*They leave*
Shao Khan: Kitana! *Epic pause* How in the hell did Mr. Freeze and Fog and the rest of the ninjas get into my tournament!?
Kitana: Well father, Ya see--
Shao Khan: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
*Kitana looks hurt*
Shang Tsung: The next match will be Kenshi and Kratos. (A lil easter egg I found while watching Youtube. A guy/girl in the comments actually pointed out that Shang Tsung said that. At first i thought it was a joke but if you listen closely you can hear it. Check it out because I am not lying to you :-D)
Raiden: *Sniffs the air* I smell opprotunity boys! Let's roll!
Johnny Cage: ****ing up people's lives is what he does best.
Smoke: :'(
Chapter 8: Sub-Zero
(First Match)
*Sub-Zero freezing someone*
Sub-Zero: Next time you'll think twice before you call me Frosty the Snowman.
*Cyrax appears*
Cyrax: Subby the street lights are on. Time to get back to the Lin Kuei temple to be assimilated.
Sub-Zero: ... Cyrax!?
Cyrax: Actually I'm unit #2 now. My orders are to bring you back to the Lin Kuei temple.
Sub-Zero: Sorry I cannot come with you because I'm... chillin
.Cyrax: .......
(Second Match)
*Sonya and Jax appear*
Sonya: What the hell happened to that massive signal?
Jax: That's what she said.
Sonya: Shut up. *Sees Sub-Zero*
Jax: Holy shit a ghost!
Sonya: Wrong. He's a zombie.
Sub-Zero: Your both stupid. NRS would never make that same mistake twice to bring a zombie into the game. I'm Sub-Zero's brother. I came to learn of the muderer who killed my brother.
Sonya: He was killed by Scropion.
Sub-Zero: Yeah I already know that I saw it on Myspace. I was wondering where I could fined him.
Sonya: At the Colisuem. He shou--
Ermac: SHUT THE HELL UP WE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
*Ermac appears*
Jax: Ermac. *Grabs Ermac* Gotcha.
Ermac: *Grabs Jax by using the force* You have distrubed our dancing marshmellow dream. You will suffer.
*Rips off Jax's arms*
Sonya: ZOMG JAX!!
Ermac: We will break you.
Sub-Zero: Fine, I'll tear you apart.
(Cutscene)
Jax: WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT YOUR ****ING LASER THING!?!?!?
Sonya: I was caught up in the moment!
Sub-Zero: At least you stopped the bleeding.
Jax: DON'T YOU EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! YOU COULD'VE USED YOUR ICE POWERS TO STOP HIM IN HIS TRACKS!! If you would've did that, THEN MAYBE I STILL HAVE MY ****ING ARMS!!!
Sub-Zero: He's going into shock.
Sonya: Yeah, we should probably get him a medic.
Sub-Zero: We? I have to go to the Coliseum.
Sonya: Wait your not going to help us?
Sub-Zero: I can't. I'm pressed for time. Take the portal to the South.
Sonya: Can't you at least use your powers to create an ice slide? An icemoblie? Anything!?!?
Sub-Zero: Sorry but I'm not Iceman honey. See you guys later.
Sonya: Mother****er!!
*Picks up Jax*
Sonya: I swear you got to lay off the donuts.
(Third Match)
*Sub-Zero enters the stadium*
**Kitana fighting another possible DLC character*
Shao Khan: FINISH HIM!!
Shaolin: You might as well. They'll give me purple nurple's will listening to Rebecca Black!
*Kitana doesn't do it because she remebers Liu Kang's words*
**Shao Khan becomes impatient and kills him**
Shao Khan: Kitana... what the ****!?! Get over here!
*Sub-Zero apporoach's Shao Khan*
Sub-Zero: Bring me Scropion so I can exact my revenge!
Shang Tsung: You demand nothing Lin Kuei! Reptile!
Reptile: RAWR!!
(Fourth Match)
Sub-Zero: There I have defeated your pet Yoshi. Now bring me Skeletor so I can have his head!!
Shao Khan: Meh, I don't she why not.
*Quan Chi brings in Scropion*
Scropion: What the shit!? I ripped your ****ing head out!
Sub-Zero: No, you ripped my brother's head out! I am his family! I fight for his honor!
Scropion: The closest thing he had to honor was getting murdered by me!!
(Epic Cutscene)
Sub-Zero: Now it is time to rip you to pieces!
*Cyborgs show up*
Sub-Zero: Wait no five more minutes! ARGH!
*Cyrax and Sektor show up*
Shang Tsung: I see the infamous duo Ketchup and Mustard are here to cause trouble.
*Raiden, Smoke, and Johnny Cage appear*
Smoke: NOO!
Raiden: Whoa stay here. If you go they'll take you both.
Sektor: We request permission to take this fugitive back to Lin Kuei Temple.
Shao Khan: And what do I get out of this exchange?
Cyrax: The Lin Kuei's trust. Also...
Sektor and Cyrax: A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CHAOSREALM DONUTS!! Chaosrealm donuts, it'll make you go insane!
Shao Khan: OH HELL YEAH!!! Take him!
Raiden: I have this weird feeling that I ****ed up the flow of time by sparing Smoke.
Sub-Zero: **** you guys I'm not goi--
*They leave*
Shao Khan: Kitana! *Epic pause* How in the hell did Mr. Freeze and Fog and the rest of the ninjas get into my tournament!?
Kitana: Well father, Ya see--
Shao Khan: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
*Kitana looks hurt*
Shang Tsung: The next match will be Kenshi and Kratos. (A lil easter egg I found while watching Youtube. A guy/girl in the comments actually pointed out that Shang Tsung said that. At first i thought it was a joke but if you listen closely you can hear it. Check it out because I am not lying to you :-D)
Raiden: *Sniffs the air* I smell opprotunity boys! Let's roll!
Johnny Cage: ****ing up people's lives is what he does best.
Smoke: :'(
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*In my sexy MK announcer voice* This one is for all the Kitana fans 
. Enjoy!!
Chapter 9: Kitana
(First Match)
Kitana: Damnit Jade why have you followed me?
Jade: I came to see--
Kitana: Listen all I wanted was to be alone and you have ruined it.
Jade: I only came to tell you to watch your back. What you did today was strange. Usually your the first to go and kill somebody and ask questions later. Your father expects more from his princess.
Kitana: I know what he expects! Have you ever thought how its easier to be a princess instead of a damn house maid?
Jade: ... I'll talk when your not in your ***** fit mode.
*Jade leaves*
**Raiden teleports on the beach**
***You think they clean up the damn place with all the bodies and shit***
Raiden: Oh don't mind us. We just request an audience with ya.
Kitana: Your shitting me right? Earthrealmers in my territory??
Johnny Cage: Listen baby we don't want to fight.
Smoke: Yeah. Were not going to fight, were going to **** YOU UP!
Kitana: You'll learn respect!
(Cutscene)
Kitana: Dad knows best. He was right when he told me to crush the small things in life.
Raiden: *Points at Johnny Cage and Smoke* Oh Snap!! She said you have small genitals!!
Kitana: Ummmm.
Raiden: Nevermined. Don't kill these two they mean no harm.
Johnny Cage: Says who? *Cracks his neck* She better be lucky I don't break her teeth.
Raiden: Smoke get up.
Smoke: *With joint in his mouth* Have you ever wondered why marshmellows are in the sky.
Raiden: *Facepalms* Oh my Elder Gods what type of shit have I gotten into today?
Kitana: You guys seem harmless...
Johnny Cage: And another thing! How come you can't have a vision of me getting my ass kicked so I can be warned? I don't like getting razor blade fans chucked at me, do you? Also why is it--
Raiden: Oh my--. Hold on.
*Raiden does his X-Ray on Johnny Cage*
Kitana: Oh my Shao Khan you jus--
Raiden: I'll heal him later. Right now I need to talk to you. Lately you've been questioning your decisions and actions over the last few years.
Kitana: ... Have you been stalking my Facebook?
Raiden: Ancient Chinese Secret. Anyhow, I believe your just like your mother Sindel than Shao Kh--
*Sees Sindel vision*
Raiden: Oh shit Sindel! She's dead...
Kitana: Yes my mother is dead. Why are yo--
Raiden: I don't have time to explain. You just have to trust me and head to the Flesh Pits to reveal your answer.
Kitana: But I cannot enter the Flesh Pits.
Raiden: Yet your princess of Outworld? Huh, not even "Daddy's" lil girl can get access to the basement, pity.
Kitana: I don't know why though. Can you tell me?
Raiden: Can't. I have other shit to do like getting Smoke off of Cloud 9. Have a safe journey.
Kitana: Wait why can't you just teleport me to the Flesh Pits?
Raiden: ..... *Teleports Johnny Cage and Smoke*
(Second Match)
Kitana: You do a horrible job of an MK2 easter egg, Jade.
*Jade comes out behind the tree*
Jade: Oh hey Kitana! I'm just taking a stroll through...
Kitana: Through the man eating tree forest.
Jade: Listen I got worried is all.
Kitana: Jade your lying.
Jade: ....Ok fine. I'm suppose to prevent you from reaching the Flesh Pits.
Kitana: And why is that?
Jade: You try questioning the emperor of his commands and not get *****slapped afterwards. Kitana. Turn back please.
Kitana: I can't. I'll finally be able to learn off the truth. Jade, I'm sorry you cannot stop me from reaching the Flesh Pits.
(Cutscene)
Kitana: This is something I have to do.
*Starts to walk off but stops*
Kitana: I should prrobably move her to safety to make sure she doesn't get raped or eaten. Naw I think she'll be fine in this forest.
(Third Match)
*Kitana enters the Flesh Pits*
**Sees first Mileena clone**
Kitana: What the hell is this? A build-a-***** workshop?
*Gets to Mileena*
Kitana: Oh m--. It's me!
*Mileena wakes up*
**Kitana freaks out by throwing her arms and screaming causing her to trip on a arm and fall on her butt**
Mileena: That was a funny little spill sister.
*Mileena and Kitana get up at the same time*
Kitana: Sister? You sure as hell aren't my sister.
Mileena: Uhuh! I look just like you.
Kitana: Nuhuh!
Mileenaa: Uhuh!
Kitana: NUHUH!!
Mileena: UHUH!! See we already sound like were having a family moment!
Kitana: The hell we are!
(Fourth Match)
Shang Tsung: Will you guys shut the hell up with all that damn noise! I'm trying to resurrect my body to the fullest and I can't do that with you two yelling!
Kitana and Mileena: SHE STARTED IT!!
Shang Tsung: Stop! Both of you go to your rooms!
*Both start to go but Kitana turns back around*
Kitana: Wait a damn minute! What makes you think its ok to clone me!? My father will not stand for this! Also why doesn't she have a mouth!?
Shang Tsung: Hey I ran out of parts.
Kitana: Silence! I shall take you by your beard and drag you to Shao Khan!
(Cutscene to end Chapter)
Kitana: Let's go and reveal your collection Shang Tsung.
Shang Tsung: Oh God not my porn!
Kitana: What? No! The clones!
Shang Tsung: Oh. *Wipes forhead*
*In the throne room*
Kitana: Daddy he! *Clears throat* Father he cloned me. One attacked me while I was dosn in the Flesh Pits*
*Shao Khan gets up*
**High fives Shang Tsung**
Shao Khan: WOO good stuff!
Kitana: Wait. Your going to allow this!? But Dadd--
Shao Khan: Oh shut the hell up with that daddy shit! I'm not your father (Star Wars anyone?). Your father was an Edendian ***** who I killed to get OutWorld. I toke his wife, Sindel and you under my wing. If Sindel hadn't have done that thing with her mouth, you would've been yesterday's trash.
Kitana: What did she do with her mouth?
*Shao Khan whispers the dirty little detail to her*
Kitana: :O...
Shao Khan: Yeah. Greatest ten minutes of my life. Anyway take her away to the tower and bring me my true daughter... Mileena.
*Jade appears*
Jade: i will not let her die. Not before I kill her for leaving me in that damn forest
.
. Enjoy!!Chapter 9: Kitana
(First Match)
Kitana: Damnit Jade why have you followed me?
Jade: I came to see--
Kitana: Listen all I wanted was to be alone and you have ruined it.
Jade: I only came to tell you to watch your back. What you did today was strange. Usually your the first to go and kill somebody and ask questions later. Your father expects more from his princess.
Kitana: I know what he expects! Have you ever thought how its easier to be a princess instead of a damn house maid?
Jade: ... I'll talk when your not in your ***** fit mode.
*Jade leaves*
**Raiden teleports on the beach**
***You think they clean up the damn place with all the bodies and shit***
Raiden: Oh don't mind us. We just request an audience with ya.
Kitana: Your shitting me right? Earthrealmers in my territory??
Johnny Cage: Listen baby we don't want to fight.
Smoke: Yeah. Were not going to fight, were going to **** YOU UP!
Kitana: You'll learn respect!
(Cutscene)
Kitana: Dad knows best. He was right when he told me to crush the small things in life.
Raiden: *Points at Johnny Cage and Smoke* Oh Snap!! She said you have small genitals!!
Kitana: Ummmm.
Raiden: Nevermined. Don't kill these two they mean no harm.
Johnny Cage: Says who? *Cracks his neck* She better be lucky I don't break her teeth.
Raiden: Smoke get up.
Smoke: *With joint in his mouth* Have you ever wondered why marshmellows are in the sky.
Raiden: *Facepalms* Oh my Elder Gods what type of shit have I gotten into today?
Kitana: You guys seem harmless...
Johnny Cage: And another thing! How come you can't have a vision of me getting my ass kicked so I can be warned? I don't like getting razor blade fans chucked at me, do you? Also why is it--
Raiden: Oh my--. Hold on.
*Raiden does his X-Ray on Johnny Cage*
Kitana: Oh my Shao Khan you jus--
Raiden: I'll heal him later. Right now I need to talk to you. Lately you've been questioning your decisions and actions over the last few years.
Kitana: ... Have you been stalking my Facebook?
Raiden: Ancient Chinese Secret. Anyhow, I believe your just like your mother Sindel than Shao Kh--
*Sees Sindel vision*
Raiden: Oh shit Sindel! She's dead...
Kitana: Yes my mother is dead. Why are yo--
Raiden: I don't have time to explain. You just have to trust me and head to the Flesh Pits to reveal your answer.
Kitana: But I cannot enter the Flesh Pits.
Raiden: Yet your princess of Outworld? Huh, not even "Daddy's" lil girl can get access to the basement, pity.
Kitana: I don't know why though. Can you tell me?
Raiden: Can't. I have other shit to do like getting Smoke off of Cloud 9. Have a safe journey.
Kitana: Wait why can't you just teleport me to the Flesh Pits?
Raiden: ..... *Teleports Johnny Cage and Smoke*
(Second Match)
Kitana: You do a horrible job of an MK2 easter egg, Jade.
*Jade comes out behind the tree*
Jade: Oh hey Kitana! I'm just taking a stroll through...
Kitana: Through the man eating tree forest.
Jade: Listen I got worried is all.
Kitana: Jade your lying.
Jade: ....Ok fine. I'm suppose to prevent you from reaching the Flesh Pits.
Kitana: And why is that?
Jade: You try questioning the emperor of his commands and not get *****slapped afterwards. Kitana. Turn back please.
Kitana: I can't. I'll finally be able to learn off the truth. Jade, I'm sorry you cannot stop me from reaching the Flesh Pits.
(Cutscene)
Kitana: This is something I have to do.
*Starts to walk off but stops*
Kitana: I should prrobably move her to safety to make sure she doesn't get raped or eaten. Naw I think she'll be fine in this forest.
(Third Match)
*Kitana enters the Flesh Pits*
**Sees first Mileena clone**
Kitana: What the hell is this? A build-a-***** workshop?
*Gets to Mileena*
Kitana: Oh m--. It's me!
*Mileena wakes up*
**Kitana freaks out by throwing her arms and screaming causing her to trip on a arm and fall on her butt**
Mileena: That was a funny little spill sister.
*Mileena and Kitana get up at the same time*
Kitana: Sister? You sure as hell aren't my sister.
Mileena: Uhuh! I look just like you.
Kitana: Nuhuh!
Mileenaa: Uhuh!
Kitana: NUHUH!!
Mileena: UHUH!! See we already sound like were having a family moment!
Kitana: The hell we are!
(Fourth Match)
Shang Tsung: Will you guys shut the hell up with all that damn noise! I'm trying to resurrect my body to the fullest and I can't do that with you two yelling!
Kitana and Mileena: SHE STARTED IT!!
Shang Tsung: Stop! Both of you go to your rooms!
*Both start to go but Kitana turns back around*
Kitana: Wait a damn minute! What makes you think its ok to clone me!? My father will not stand for this! Also why doesn't she have a mouth!?
Shang Tsung: Hey I ran out of parts.
Kitana: Silence! I shall take you by your beard and drag you to Shao Khan!
(Cutscene to end Chapter)
Kitana: Let's go and reveal your collection Shang Tsung.
Shang Tsung: Oh God not my porn!
Kitana: What? No! The clones!
Shang Tsung: Oh. *Wipes forhead*
*In the throne room*
Kitana: Daddy he! *Clears throat* Father he cloned me. One attacked me while I was dosn in the Flesh Pits*
*Shao Khan gets up*
**High fives Shang Tsung**
Shao Khan: WOO good stuff!
Kitana: Wait. Your going to allow this!? But Dadd--
Shao Khan: Oh shut the hell up with that daddy shit! I'm not your father (Star Wars anyone?). Your father was an Edendian ***** who I killed to get OutWorld. I toke his wife, Sindel and you under my wing. If Sindel hadn't have done that thing with her mouth, you would've been yesterday's trash.
Kitana: What did she do with her mouth?
*Shao Khan whispers the dirty little detail to her*
Kitana: :O...
Shao Khan: Yeah. Greatest ten minutes of my life. Anyway take her away to the tower and bring me my true daughter... Mileena.
*Jade appears*
Jade: i will not let her die. Not before I kill her for leaving me in that damn forest
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Its time to write about the MK female with the sexiest pose in the game, Jade. Enjoy!!
Chapter 10: Jade (Second shortest chapter) (Sexiest??)
(First Match)
Baraka: Ok I think were good for now.
*Tarakan Joe points Spas-12 at Baraka*
Baraka: Are you shitting me? These things can make a hole in your face and you point it at me? Go back to your post, no dinner for you!
Tarakan Joe: :'(
*Jade walks in*
Jade: I'm just going to the top of the Tower to go bird watching.
Baraka: You think I'm stupid? You cannot see the prisoner.
Jade: Have I mention you are an excellent guard dog? Of course all dog's most be obedient so, *In a stupid baby voice* sit lil doggie! Come on you want a treat?
Baraka: ... I'm going to kick your ****ing heart out.
(Cutscene)
Baraka: Are all Edenians so unloyal?
Jade: It beats being Shao Khan's personal *****, right Baraka?
Baraka: Whatever. *Looks up Jade's outfit* **Remember he's on the floor** You shave down there?
Jade: >:[ **** YOU!!
*Stomps Baraka*
Jade: Bad dog.
(Second Match)
Sheeva: So after he kicked you in the butt what did he do next?
*Jade walks in*
Sheeva: What the hell happened to Baraka?
Jade: I put that dog to sleep.
Sheeva: You shall be executed for your treason.
Jade: Not unless you can keep up with me Hulk's daughter.
(Cutscene)
Jade: Peach I'm here to save you.
Kitana: Jade I'm...
Jade: ... Go on.
Kitana: Oh I though you were going to say, "I forgive you Kitana."
Jade: Hell no! Why would I say that!? You left me, your best friend, in a man eating forest where I could possible get raped or eaten. And you expect me to apologize? You better be lucky I don't break your face!
Kitana: Ok damn sorry.
Guard: Don't let her escape! That would be the second prisoner this week to escape us!
Kitana: You should go find Raiden. He'll help you.
Jade: I won't let you down.
(Third Match)
Jade: I think I'm good for the time being.
*Mileena appears*
Mileena: Well that time is up!
Jade: Holy shit ... your Mileena!
Mileena: You have to come with me so we can execute my beloved sister! Shes's going away... (Mind you this kinda scared the shit out of me lol)
(Fourth Match)
Jade: Time to fine Raiden.
Raiden: Here I am.
*Teleports with the rest of the crew*
Smoke: Whoa what's your deal? You attack Kitana cause she can't impress her Daddy?
Jade: That's not Kita-
Raiden: Smoke you dumb shit that's not Kitana! She's clearly pink!
Smoke: Yeah well maybe she's a chameleon! Either way prepare for a fight!
(Cutscene)
Raiden: I'm so sorry he attack you and all. He's just high as he wants to be because he lost his partner.
Smoke: Charlie!
Jade: Whatever. Lord Raiden.
Johnny Cage: Well it seems Dr.Phil pulled another trick out of his hat. I wonder why I can't do that.
Liu Kang: He doesn't wear sunglasses at night.
Kung Lao: He doesn't have his name tattoed on his chest.
Johnny Cage: **** you two.
Jade: ...Where she is to be executed. We have to keep going unless we don't want to see Kitana's head on a stick
Liu Kang: Holy-- Kitana executed? Where?
Jade: The Coliseum.
Liu Kang: We got to--
Raiden: Get back to the tournament.
Liu Kang: No I said we need to help Kitana.
Raidn: We can't. We first have to win the tournament so we can face Shao Khan. if defeat we can have Kitana.
Liu Kang: What's with this we stuff. You haven't done shit all day!
Raiden: Oh so I haven't teleported you guys around all day? Let alone know where your girlfriend is? Well fine you ungrateful ***** walk to the damn stadium. Me, Jade, and Johnny are teleporting there right now. See ya at the Coliseum, *****.
*Teleports*
Kung Lao: Smooth Liu.
Liu Kang: .....
Chapter 10: Jade (Second shortest chapter) (Sexiest??)
(First Match)
Baraka: Ok I think were good for now.
*Tarakan Joe points Spas-12 at Baraka*
Baraka: Are you shitting me? These things can make a hole in your face and you point it at me? Go back to your post, no dinner for you!
Tarakan Joe: :'(
*Jade walks in*
Jade: I'm just going to the top of the Tower to go bird watching.
Baraka: You think I'm stupid? You cannot see the prisoner.
Jade: Have I mention you are an excellent guard dog? Of course all dog's most be obedient so, *In a stupid baby voice* sit lil doggie! Come on you want a treat?
Baraka: ... I'm going to kick your ****ing heart out.
(Cutscene)
Baraka: Are all Edenians so unloyal?
Jade: It beats being Shao Khan's personal *****, right Baraka?
Baraka: Whatever. *Looks up Jade's outfit* **Remember he's on the floor** You shave down there?
Jade: >:[ **** YOU!!
*Stomps Baraka*
Jade: Bad dog.
(Second Match)
Sheeva: So after he kicked you in the butt what did he do next?
*Jade walks in*
Sheeva: What the hell happened to Baraka?
Jade: I put that dog to sleep.
Sheeva: You shall be executed for your treason.
Jade: Not unless you can keep up with me Hulk's daughter.
(Cutscene)
Jade: Peach I'm here to save you.
Kitana: Jade I'm...
Jade: ... Go on.
Kitana: Oh I though you were going to say, "I forgive you Kitana."
Jade: Hell no! Why would I say that!? You left me, your best friend, in a man eating forest where I could possible get raped or eaten. And you expect me to apologize? You better be lucky I don't break your face!
Kitana: Ok damn sorry.
Guard: Don't let her escape! That would be the second prisoner this week to escape us!
Kitana: You should go find Raiden. He'll help you.
Jade: I won't let you down.
(Third Match)
Jade: I think I'm good for the time being.
*Mileena appears*
Mileena: Well that time is up!
Jade: Holy shit ... your Mileena!
Mileena: You have to come with me so we can execute my beloved sister! Shes's going away... (Mind you this kinda scared the shit out of me lol)
(Fourth Match)
Jade: Time to fine Raiden.
Raiden: Here I am.
*Teleports with the rest of the crew*
Smoke: Whoa what's your deal? You attack Kitana cause she can't impress her Daddy?
Jade: That's not Kita-
Raiden: Smoke you dumb shit that's not Kitana! She's clearly pink!
Smoke: Yeah well maybe she's a chameleon! Either way prepare for a fight!
(Cutscene)
Raiden: I'm so sorry he attack you and all. He's just high as he wants to be because he lost his partner.
Smoke: Charlie!
Jade: Whatever. Lord Raiden.
Johnny Cage: Well it seems Dr.Phil pulled another trick out of his hat. I wonder why I can't do that.
Liu Kang: He doesn't wear sunglasses at night.
Kung Lao: He doesn't have his name tattoed on his chest.
Johnny Cage: **** you two.
Jade: ...Where she is to be executed. We have to keep going unless we don't want to see Kitana's head on a stick
Liu Kang: Holy-- Kitana executed? Where?
Jade: The Coliseum.
Liu Kang: We got to--
Raiden: Get back to the tournament.
Liu Kang: No I said we need to help Kitana.
Raidn: We can't. We first have to win the tournament so we can face Shao Khan. if defeat we can have Kitana.
Liu Kang: What's with this we stuff. You haven't done shit all day!
Raiden: Oh so I haven't teleported you guys around all day? Let alone know where your girlfriend is? Well fine you ungrateful ***** walk to the damn stadium. Me, Jade, and Johnny are teleporting there right now. See ya at the Coliseum, *****.
*Teleports*
Kung Lao: Smooth Liu.
Liu Kang: .....
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Armageddon
Active member
Sooooooooooo goooooooooooood
Flying Jinko
New member
Just managed to finish reading all of it. This is one of the most hilarious stuff I ever read lol! Good job mate keep em coming!!
YungQ94
Active member
Before I start this chapter let me just say that, I WENT TO EVO!!! With that said, let's get this huge MK chapter going! Enjoy!!
Chapter 11: Kung Lao
(First Match)
Kung Lao: Liu Kang you sure have some bad timing.
Liu Kang: Why do you say that?
Kung Lao: Because your late for your booty call.
Liu Kang: Shuddup.
Kung Lao: I hope your mistress was worth that long ass walk.
Liu Kang: I swear on your life I'll kick your ass.
*Enters Sheeva and Noob*
Sheeva: Don't worry, we'll kick it for you.
Liu Kang: Where's Kitana?
Noob: Your message has not been received and as been sent to an automatic voicemail. Please call back when we give a shit.
*Kung Lao and Liu Kang go to fight them*
Noob: Time to get busy!
(Second Match)
Kung Lao: Hmmm. You look really familiar. Have you fought a guy name Scropion last year or shoot ice out of your hands?
Noob: Uhhh no. Not at all. Hey look your friend is getting beaten up by a four armed Mr. T!
*Teleports away*
Kung Lao: You need help Liu?
*Enter Goro*
Goro: Liu Kang!? AHHHHH!!!
Kung Lao: Quit all that yelling and fight!
Goro: I want Liu Kang! Not sun beach hat Shaolin!!
(Cutscene)
Kung Lao: Tell us where Kitana did before your stuck with two arms!
Goro: *Sigh* She's at the Coliseum. She's probably been executed by now.
Liu Kang: LIES!!
Kung Lao: Bro calm down he was just talking shit. I'm sure your quest for royal ass will be fufilled.
Liu Kang: I hope somebody shut you the hell up!
(Third Match)
*Ermac beating the shit out of Johnny Cage*
Johnny Cage: Shadow kick!
Ermac: *Grabs leg* Even we think that's pitful.
*Breaks leg*
**Throws Johnny Cage**
Johnny Cage: Damn. If only I had my shades.
Shang Tsung: Ermac wins!
*Enter the Shaolin Monks*
Liu Kang: Kitana! I will free her!
*Enters Raiden*
Raiden: Whoa there Liu Kang. Johnny Cage got his ass whooped and Smoke lost to a damn centuar with goat horns! I can't find Jax or Sonya in Outworld anymore. Basically were ****ed for the moment.
Liu Kang: So?
Raiden: So to sum that all up, You have to fight for Earthrealm!
Liu Kang: Yeah but I'm not the one to win.
*Walks over to Kitana*
Shao Khan: Yo Raiden! You got to put somebody up to compete for Earthrealm. Make it quick.
Raiden: Oh **** me sideways. *Looks around* Oh hey Kung Lao!
Kung Lao: Shut the **** up. I'll fight you jerk.
Raiden: That's mah boy!
Shao Khan: Didn't see that coming. Oh well. You will face Shang Tsung.
Shang Tsung: WOO!
Shao Khan: And Quan Chi.
Quan Chi: Awesome.
*Walks over to Kung Lao*
Quan Chi: You think you can beat this Deadly Alliance you Earthrealm *****?
Shang Tsung: Please. No more MK puns.
(Fourth Match)
Kung Lao: It is done!
Shang Tsung: You haven't even gotten started.
*Enters Kintaro*
**Tony the Tiger in Mortal Kombat lol*
Kintaro: RAWRRRRRR!!
Kung Lao: What the ****!?
Kintaro: I will eat your heart! And piss on your bones!
Kung Lao: 0-0 dude...
(Fifth Match)
*Kung Lao bows*
**Crowds booing**
Kung Lao: See Raiden everything is fine.
Raiden: Kung Lao! Turn around Sh--
*Shao Khan snaps his neck*
**Crowd cheers**
Raiden: Damnnit I probably should have said look behind you. Anyway YOU...
Liu Kang: ...MOTHER****ER!!!
Raiden: I was going to say evil person.
*Liu Kang tackles Shao Khan*
**This would be the perfect time to make the first tag team match for the good guys**
Shao Khan: Who the **** do you think you are? Do you know who I am!?
Liu Kang: A thong wearing fat ass!!
Shao Khan: No! I am the Juggernaut *****!!
Liu Kang: .... Wrong line.
Shao Khan: I meant, I am Shao Khan! Konqueror of worlds!! You shall taste no victory!
Liu Kang: Your right! I'm going to gobble my victory!!
(EPIC CUTSCENE!!!)
Liu Kang: ON YOUR FEET!
*Walks around Shao Khan*
Shao Khan: Can't we talk about this?
Liu Kang: *With his fire fist* I'll do the talking. For now, YOU PERISH!!
*Slow Motion punch*
**Liu Kang with epic yelling**
***Shao Khan with epic yelling***
****Liu Kang pulls out his fist*****
*****GIGGTY!!*****
Shao Khan: I would like to say go fu--
*Coughs up blood and dies*
Shang Tsung: Holy shit Earthrealm... won!?!?!
*Shiny light thing appears*
Raiden: Elder Gods say that we don't have to deal with Shao Khan anymore.
Random person: *From a distance* Not until MK3!!
Shang Tsung: Pick him up.
*Tarakans pick up dead Shao Khan*
**Liu Kang and Kitana check each other out**
***They walk over to dead Kung Lao***
Raiden: I'm sorry Liu. The price of victory is an expensive cost I got him to hyped up. Though he did want to fight Shao Khan by himself. "He must win." My future self must have been refering to you all this time.
Liu Kang: No shit Sherlock!
Raiden: ... *Looks at amulet* **It cracks some more** What the shit!? Haven't we changed the future! What the hell!?!
*Black screen to throne room*
Goro: Well that was a cluster ****.
Baraka: No shit. Since he's dead Mileena should probably rule for now.
Shang Tsung: Your shitting me right? I made her like two days ago. She cannot rule.
Shao Khan: Well said.
Shang Tsung: 0-0 Holy shit!
Mileena: Daddy!
Shao Khan: Yeah I know I'm not dead. Quan Chi helped me get back to recovery.
Shang Tsung: Emperor I--
Shao Khan: Read my lips. I. Will. ****. You. Up. If. You. Say. Another. Damn. Word. Because of your ****ery, Earthrealm can't merge with Outworld!
Quan Chi: Actually we could invade them.
Shang Tsung: Invasion!?
Shao Khan: Shut up. I can't. Sindel's Ward doesn't allow me to step foot into Earthrealm.
Quan Chi: Do you know why?
Shao Khan: Hell no! Women are crazy, even in MK.
Quan Chi: Well she did it to protect Earthrealm so that it could not suffer like Edenia has.
*Cutscene with Sindel coming back to life begins to play*
Quan Chi: I went to her grave and I ressurected her. She is now more cooperative than ever. Also the Ward shall be destroyed.
Shao Khan: You are the best divorce lawyer ever.
Quan Chi: I do what I can.
Shang Tsung: *grunts* Kiss ass.
*Cutscene with Sindel coming to a close with her being naked*
Sindel: AHH!
Noob: Boobies!? *Nosebleed*
Quan Chi: Calm down.
Sindel: Quan Chi?
Quan Chi: *Squats* Yup. Time to go see your hubby.
Sindel: Shao? Yesssss. What of Kitana?
Quan Chi: She's ****ing an Earthrealm warrior.
Sindel: NOO!!! She is no longer of my family! Take me to Shao Khan!
Quan Chi: Of course. *Stands up* Earthrealm can now be invaded.
Noob: Yeah all fine and good but can we keep her naked!?! :-D
*Quan Chi puts clothes on Sindel*
Noob: Oh you ****ing **** blocker!
Chapter 11: Kung Lao
(First Match)
Kung Lao: Liu Kang you sure have some bad timing.
Liu Kang: Why do you say that?
Kung Lao: Because your late for your booty call.
Liu Kang: Shuddup.
Kung Lao: I hope your mistress was worth that long ass walk.
Liu Kang: I swear on your life I'll kick your ass.
*Enters Sheeva and Noob*
Sheeva: Don't worry, we'll kick it for you.
Liu Kang: Where's Kitana?
Noob: Your message has not been received and as been sent to an automatic voicemail. Please call back when we give a shit.
*Kung Lao and Liu Kang go to fight them*
Noob: Time to get busy!
(Second Match)
Kung Lao: Hmmm. You look really familiar. Have you fought a guy name Scropion last year or shoot ice out of your hands?
Noob: Uhhh no. Not at all. Hey look your friend is getting beaten up by a four armed Mr. T!
*Teleports away*
Kung Lao: You need help Liu?
*Enter Goro*
Goro: Liu Kang!? AHHHHH!!!
Kung Lao: Quit all that yelling and fight!
Goro: I want Liu Kang! Not sun beach hat Shaolin!!
(Cutscene)
Kung Lao: Tell us where Kitana did before your stuck with two arms!
Goro: *Sigh* She's at the Coliseum. She's probably been executed by now.
Liu Kang: LIES!!
Kung Lao: Bro calm down he was just talking shit. I'm sure your quest for royal ass will be fufilled.
Liu Kang: I hope somebody shut you the hell up!
(Third Match)
*Ermac beating the shit out of Johnny Cage*
Johnny Cage: Shadow kick!
Ermac: *Grabs leg* Even we think that's pitful.
*Breaks leg*
**Throws Johnny Cage**
Johnny Cage: Damn. If only I had my shades.
Shang Tsung: Ermac wins!
*Enter the Shaolin Monks*
Liu Kang: Kitana! I will free her!
*Enters Raiden*
Raiden: Whoa there Liu Kang. Johnny Cage got his ass whooped and Smoke lost to a damn centuar with goat horns! I can't find Jax or Sonya in Outworld anymore. Basically were ****ed for the moment.
Liu Kang: So?
Raiden: So to sum that all up, You have to fight for Earthrealm!
Liu Kang: Yeah but I'm not the one to win.
*Walks over to Kitana*
Shao Khan: Yo Raiden! You got to put somebody up to compete for Earthrealm. Make it quick.
Raiden: Oh **** me sideways. *Looks around* Oh hey Kung Lao!
Kung Lao: Shut the **** up. I'll fight you jerk.
Raiden: That's mah boy!
Shao Khan: Didn't see that coming. Oh well. You will face Shang Tsung.
Shang Tsung: WOO!
Shao Khan: And Quan Chi.
Quan Chi: Awesome.
*Walks over to Kung Lao*
Quan Chi: You think you can beat this Deadly Alliance you Earthrealm *****?
Shang Tsung: Please. No more MK puns.
(Fourth Match)
Kung Lao: It is done!
Shang Tsung: You haven't even gotten started.
*Enters Kintaro*
**Tony the Tiger in Mortal Kombat lol*
Kintaro: RAWRRRRRR!!
Kung Lao: What the ****!?
Kintaro: I will eat your heart! And piss on your bones!
Kung Lao: 0-0 dude...
(Fifth Match)
*Kung Lao bows*
**Crowds booing**
Kung Lao: See Raiden everything is fine.
Raiden: Kung Lao! Turn around Sh--
*Shao Khan snaps his neck*
**Crowd cheers**
Raiden: Damnnit I probably should have said look behind you. Anyway YOU...
Liu Kang: ...MOTHER****ER!!!
Raiden: I was going to say evil person.
*Liu Kang tackles Shao Khan*
**This would be the perfect time to make the first tag team match for the good guys**
Shao Khan: Who the **** do you think you are? Do you know who I am!?
Liu Kang: A thong wearing fat ass!!
Shao Khan: No! I am the Juggernaut *****!!
Liu Kang: .... Wrong line.
Shao Khan: I meant, I am Shao Khan! Konqueror of worlds!! You shall taste no victory!
Liu Kang: Your right! I'm going to gobble my victory!!
(EPIC CUTSCENE!!!)
Liu Kang: ON YOUR FEET!
*Walks around Shao Khan*
Shao Khan: Can't we talk about this?
Liu Kang: *With his fire fist* I'll do the talking. For now, YOU PERISH!!
*Slow Motion punch*
**Liu Kang with epic yelling**
***Shao Khan with epic yelling***
****Liu Kang pulls out his fist*****
*****GIGGTY!!*****
Shao Khan: I would like to say go fu--
*Coughs up blood and dies*
Shang Tsung: Holy shit Earthrealm... won!?!?!
*Shiny light thing appears*
Raiden: Elder Gods say that we don't have to deal with Shao Khan anymore.
Random person: *From a distance* Not until MK3!!
Shang Tsung: Pick him up.
*Tarakans pick up dead Shao Khan*
**Liu Kang and Kitana check each other out**
***They walk over to dead Kung Lao***
Raiden: I'm sorry Liu. The price of victory is an expensive cost I got him to hyped up. Though he did want to fight Shao Khan by himself. "He must win." My future self must have been refering to you all this time.
Liu Kang: No shit Sherlock!
Raiden: ... *Looks at amulet* **It cracks some more** What the shit!? Haven't we changed the future! What the hell!?!
*Black screen to throne room*
Goro: Well that was a cluster ****.
Baraka: No shit. Since he's dead Mileena should probably rule for now.
Shang Tsung: Your shitting me right? I made her like two days ago. She cannot rule.
Shao Khan: Well said.
Shang Tsung: 0-0 Holy shit!
Mileena: Daddy!
Shao Khan: Yeah I know I'm not dead. Quan Chi helped me get back to recovery.
Shang Tsung: Emperor I--
Shao Khan: Read my lips. I. Will. ****. You. Up. If. You. Say. Another. Damn. Word. Because of your ****ery, Earthrealm can't merge with Outworld!
Quan Chi: Actually we could invade them.
Shang Tsung: Invasion!?
Shao Khan: Shut up. I can't. Sindel's Ward doesn't allow me to step foot into Earthrealm.
Quan Chi: Do you know why?
Shao Khan: Hell no! Women are crazy, even in MK.
Quan Chi: Well she did it to protect Earthrealm so that it could not suffer like Edenia has.
*Cutscene with Sindel coming back to life begins to play*
Quan Chi: I went to her grave and I ressurected her. She is now more cooperative than ever. Also the Ward shall be destroyed.
Shao Khan: You are the best divorce lawyer ever.
Quan Chi: I do what I can.
Shang Tsung: *grunts* Kiss ass.
*Cutscene with Sindel coming to a close with her being naked*
Sindel: AHH!
Noob: Boobies!? *Nosebleed*
Quan Chi: Calm down.
Sindel: Quan Chi?
Quan Chi: *Squats* Yup. Time to go see your hubby.
Sindel: Shao? Yesssss. What of Kitana?
Quan Chi: She's ****ing an Earthrealm warrior.
Sindel: NOO!!! She is no longer of my family! Take me to Shao Khan!
Quan Chi: Of course. *Stands up* Earthrealm can now be invaded.
Noob: Yeah all fine and good but can we keep her naked!?! :-D
*Quan Chi puts clothes on Sindel*
Noob: Oh you ****ing **** blocker!
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Commander
Well-known member
I always wondered about this whole scene and WHY Raiden stood around like a dumbass, instead of helping Sub-Zero.
Oh, that's right.
NRS needed to fill up the roster with a meaningless character that added 0 value to the story. :-|
Shirayuki Mizore
New member
Raiden: *looks at Kung Lao* It seems that you may be----
Kratos: *Appears and kills Kung Lao* I WILL SAVE THIS PATHETIC EARTHREALM!!!
Raiden:
YungQ94
Active member
Raiden: *looks at Kung Lao* It seems that you may be----
Kratos: *Appears and kills Kung Lao* I WILL SAVE THIS PATHETIC EARTHREALM!!!
Raiden:
Hahahahaha XD I got to admit that would be insanely hilarious!
AMES32
God of War Fanboy
Raiden: *looks at Kung Lao* It seems that you may be----
Kratos: *Appears and kills Kung Lao* I WILL SAVE THIS PATHETIC EARTHREALM!!!
Raiden:
glad to see people taking it as what it was a joke and not flaming me or taking it way to seriously.
lol
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YungQ94
Active member
What?! No never. There shall be no fighting on this thread!!
