What Shoud Have Happen In MK9 Story Mode

YungQ94 said:
*Cutscene with Sindel coming to a close with her being naked*
Sindel: AHH!
Noob: Boobies!? *Nosebleed*
Quan Chi: Calm down.
Sindel: Quan Chi?
Quan Chi: *Squats* Yup. Time to go see your hubby.
Sindel: Shao? Yesssss. What of Kitana?
Quan Chi: She's ****ing an Earthrealm warrior.
Sindel: NOO!!! She is no longer of my family! Take me to Shao Khan!
Quan Chi: Of course. *Stands up* Earthrealm can now be invaded.
Noob: Yeah all fine and good but can we keep her naked!?! :-D
*Quan Chi puts clothes on Sindel*
Noob: Oh you ****ing **** blocker!
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Noob Saibot saying "boobies," followed by a nosebleed. LOL.
This is hilarious. :-D
 
Re: What Shoud Have Happen In MK9 Story Mode Pt4

BEHOLD!!!!!!! CHAPTER... 12!!!!!!! Enjoy!!

Chapter 12: Stryker

(First Match)

Kabal: 15...16...17... What the hell is that thing picking up the car!?
Stryker: Kabal. Call it in.
Kabal: Yeah HQ were so ****ed.
Stryker: No you ass the number of... people?
Kabal: Oh yeah. HQ we have 18... things.
Stryker: This is such a cluster ****.
*Both of them look down*
Stryker: What's that?
Kabal: Spiderman's degenerate cousin. Anyway it weirds me the hell out so imma shoot at it.
*They start shooting*
**It kinda looks like an arcade game at a carnival**
***Reptile jumps an does his acid field***
****Reptile takes both os their guns****
Stryker: Nobody steals Dorothy you *****! Let's go!!

*Cutscene*

Stryker: Sticking out your tongue. Spitting at people. Bet your mama is real proud of you.
Reptile: Not as proud as yo mamma last night!!
*Stryker pistol whips him*
Kabal: Worse Monday Ever.
Stryker: No shit. Come on let's go to street level.
Kabal: Wow ain't that some shit. You wanna go down to the street so we can get ****ed up?
Stryker: I rather shoot at some alien looking things than be attacked by one of those.
*Points to Reptile*
**Stryker walks away**
Kabal: You ballsy son of a *****.

*Second Match*

*Sees giant Tarakan*
Kabal: Yup. Smart move asswipe.
Stryker: Shuddup.
Kabal: Yo check out that hottie.
*They both look*
Styrker: She's a hoe.
Kabal: Dressed like that?
Stryker: Definitely hoe.
Kabal: :[. You just want to hit that before me.
Stryker: Yeah I'll hit that with a chair. Be right back.
*Walks up to Mileena*
Stryker: Excuse me miss where is your pimp?
Mileena: *Takes off mask* What's a pimp?
Stryker: HOLY SHIT AHHH!!!!

*Third Match*

*Mileena tries to get up*
Stryker: Nonono!! You better stay your ass over there.
*Dragon flies over*
Mileena: ARGH!!!
*Random lighting*
Stryker: Who are you?
Raiden: Everybody and nobody.
Stryker: .......
Raiden: Gotta go.
*Stryker looks over at the epic battle*
Stryker: Holy shit!! Is Johnny Cage fighting a... goat horse?
*Raiden shoots lightening from his hands*
Raiden: jidhuafdfhddkdjurmotherahhhh!!!!!
*Does his flying move*
Kabal: Did he shoot lightening from his hands!? What the hell?
Stryker: I stopped giving a ****.
*Kintaro appears*
Stryker: Oh this shit keeps getting better and better. What next, a chick with long as hair?!?
*Kintaro blows fire at Kabal*
Kabal: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kintaro: Humans. I like them crispy.

(Fourth Match)

Stryker: Oh shit Kabal!!
Kabal: You could've... fired your submachine... gun!! *Coughs*
Stryker: HQ Kabal is down!
HQ: What happened?
Stryker: He got burned by a 8 foot four arm tiger!!
HQ: ...... we'll put you on hold.
Stryker: Motherfu--
*Ermac grabs Stryker*
Stryker: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUU
*Throws Stryker down the subway stairs*
Stryker: UUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!
*Ermac floating down the stairs*
Ermac: Who needs stairs when we have SOUL!! We demand your soul.
Stryker: Like hell you will *****!

(Cutscene)

Nightwolf: Kurtis Stryker.
Stryker: Sitting Bull?
Nightwolf: **** you Robo Cop. Come with me so we can save our realm.
Stryker: ??????
Nightwolf: Oh my Ancestors. Ok so you know those things you saw earlier? Imagine those things dating your son or daughter.
Stryker: 0-0 WE GOT STOP THEM *****ES!!!
Nightwolf: Exactly.
*Goes to the upper level*
Stryker: Where the hell is Kabal?
Nightwolf: Hospitial?
Stryker: Can you walk after getting burned by a damn Thundercat?? Somebody took Kabal. But who?
*Epic blackscreen*
 
We can make him better, faster, stronger. For he is... KABAL!! Enjoy!!

Chapter 13:

(First Match)

Kano: This goes here, that goes over here. Whew! Its like playing operation.
Kabal: Urgh... Argh... Ahh...
Kano: Oh Lord Vader your awake.
Kabal: Kano?
Kano: Yup.
Kabal: I was... on fire.
Kano: Yeah you were burnt the **** up. I was just walking the streets and found you curled up like a burnt little ball.
Kabal: *Touches face* I'm hideous...
Kano: Well nobody exactly looks like the Old Spice Guy when there burnt to a crisp now are they.
Kabal: Take it off.
Kano: Unless you wanna die a slow painful death, you take it off.
Kabal: Damn it all. *Gets up*
Kano: *Grabs hook swords* Hey. Your babies missed ya.
Kabal: That's why I put them up for adoption.
Kano: Yeah I forgot your NYC's finest now aren't ya. Ah come on mate. They Black Dragon isn't the same without ya. Were in the money on this war.
Kabal: You gave those alien looking things firepower!?
Kano: Yeah >:].
Kabal: What the hell bro!?
Kano: Is there a problem!? Your here ain't ya.
Kabal: ... Yeah that's a good point. My fault I didn--. Wait... I had on police gear. Now I have on a trench coat... Did you... undress me??
Kano: Yup.
Kabal: AHHHHH!!! YOUR SO ****ED!!!

(Cutscene)

Kabal: Another thing. Why in the hell did you put pigtails on me?
Kano: Cause you looked so cute with them.
*Kabal picks up hook sword*
Kabal: **** you. How do I get out of this ****ed up place?
Kano: Got to talk to the big man upstairs, Shao Khan.
Kabal: Shao Khan?
Kano: Soon to be Earth's new master.
Kabal: Take me too him.
Kano: Why should I?
Kabal: You'll do it unless you want a hook sword up your ass.

(Second Match)

Kabal: That fatty in a thing Shao Khan?
Kano: Holy shit your just a clever Sherlock Holmes aren't ya?
*Pokes Kano with the knife*
*Enters dead DLC Kharacter Motaro*
Shao Khan: Oh what the ****!? Who killed Motaro?
Mileena: Sorry Daddy the flashy man killed goatman.
Sindel: Ah she's so cute.
Shao Khan: (-__-)
Sindel: *Clears throat* Sorry. I'll go to Earthrealm and finish his work.
Shao Khan: Hmmmm. Yo Shang Tsung.
Shang Tsung: Yea--
*Shao Khan sucks out his soul*
**Powers up Sindel**
Kabal: Damn that's all kinds of wrong.
Kano: Yeah I know. Shang Tsung is inside him teehee.
Kabal: :O *Hits Kano with knife* That's a nasty image.
*Kabal walks over*
**Noob teleports**
Noob: And what the hell do you think your doing? Kinda rude for you not to knock.
Mileena: If you don't leave we'll have to show you to the door.
Noob: With a boot to your face.

(Third Match)

Kabal: Sorry baby but I gotta go.
Shao Khan: QUAN CHI SEAL THE PORTAL!!
Quan Chi: Aw ****! Stop yelling I'm like two feet away from you.
Kabal: Gotta run.
*Gets to the portal*
**Jumps throw**
***Unepic moment when he lands***
Kabal: Oh cool I'm back.
Hydro: You cannot use this portal with out authorized use.
Kabal: Who are you my mother?
Hydro: No, I'm your daddy.
Kabal: You say talk big you rock em sock em robot.
Hydro: Allow me to back up my big talking with some ass whooping.

(Fourth Match)

Sheeva: Why did you attack your fellow Lin Kuei.
Kabal: Who the hell is this Lin Kuei? Whatever it is I'm not apart of it.
Sheeva: You look like a Lin Kuei.
Kabal: And you look like another L word. I'll give ya a hint, It ends with lesbo.

(Cutscene anyone?)

Smoke: Charlie! What did Bison do to you Charlie!?
Raiden: Smoke this is not Street Fighter.
Smoke: Oh, well who the hell is this guy?
Raiden: *Facepalm*
Kabal: Your that guy from early. Is Stryker ok?
Raiden: Yeah he's fine. He's helping us against Shao Khan.
Kabal: I'll help too.
Smoke: Oh I remember! This is Sub-Zero!!
Kabal: ... Is he stupid?
Raiden: No. He's from a different planet. A planet called CLoud 9.
Kabal: Ah the old Black Dragon days. Well, let's fix him up.
 
Summer project reading, or watching youtube videos. Hmmm? I think I'll go with the obvious choice and write another chapter!! Enjoy!!

Chapter 14: Hydro (Don't give me that. That is Hydro. Besides, it takes alot to write Cyber Sub-Zero in every damn sentence)

(Cutscene coming at cha!)

Jax: And here... we... go.
*Pushes button*
Smoke: What happens now?
Jax: How should I know? Its only my first time.
Smoke: I bet hahahaha!
Jax: (-_-)
Smoke: Sub-Zero? Sub? Subby? Subby-Wubby?
Hydro: Smoke you know I hate that name.
Smoke: I know :D.
*Sits up*
Hydro: *Sighs* It was like a dream. Except I remembered what I did in this dream.
Smoke: It's ok buddy. We all have sex with an ugly chick once in our lives.
Nightwolf: He was talking about becoming a robot.
Smoke: ... Are you sure? He looks the same to me.
Nightwolf: Wow. On that note how can Sub-Zero help?
Raiden: That's the thing, I don't really know. I should've teleported him out of that group of cyborgs and get him and Smoke the hell out of there.
Hydro: Wait you were there!?
Raiden: If we enlist him, we might be screwing ourselves sideways in the long run.
Hydro: Don't ignore me!
Stryker: We could send him undercover to collect intel.
Hydro: Good plan th--
Raiden: That sounds like a good plan. Send him.
Hydro: ... Your a dick. Has anybody told you that lately.
Raiden: Yeah Johnny Cage.

(First Match)

Noob: So we pretty much have Earthrealm in the bag.
Sektor: Awesome sauce. You may return.
*Sees Hydro come in*
Sektor: Your late for your report.
Hydro: Oh you see there was this guy with pigtails who came out of nowhere and suckered punch me.
Sektor: Really now? What did you do?
Hydro: Oh I ****ed him up! You should have seen it. I took both of his legs and started beating him with it.
Sektor: Oh sounds extremely epic.
Hydro: Yeah I know right!!
Sektor: Well come with me. We must go on a mission.
*They walk through the portal*
Sektor: It is unfortunate that I am not human cause I could smell other people's ********. Now I can scan it. Sub-Zero, my ******** meter shows a 100% on the scale. Can You explain why?
Hydro: Uh, ... well...
Sektor: No need I already scan you. Since your full of ******** I'll just have to restart you.
*Walks up to Hydro*
**Hydro does a move that looks like one of Wesker's moves**
Hydro: Like hell you will!
Sektor: Your program has been overriden.
Hydro: So has my soul. Now its virus free.

(Cutscene)

*Hydro finds out his mission*
Hydro: Hmm. While I'm at it, I think I'll hack your system too. What is Sony? Oh well I'll hack it anyway cause I'm sure its important to you.

(Second Match)

*Zoom in on Kano being an ******* to the soldiers*
**Hydro walks in**
Kano: Bout time! We got to get these G.I. Janes to the graveyard.
Hydro: Why?
Kano: I don't care but I do know money talks. AYE!! Get on your feet!
Kintaro: GET UP!
Goro: UP!
*They get frozen*
Kano: What the fu--
*He gets frozen*
**Hydro helps the prisoners escape**
***Kinatro and Goro start to unfreeze***
Hydro: You guys might want to get the hell out of here.
Kintaro: NOT COOL BRO!!
Hydro: Your right. It was chill.

(Third Match)

*Bell tower starts to shake*
**Soldiers randomly get thrown**
Hydro: Get behind me... no homo.
*Ermac appears*
Hydro: Round 2, and you've already lost.

(Cutscene)

Soldier #1: Holy shit that was awesome.
Soldier #2: Your the best!!
Soldier #3: Can I be like you when I grow up?
Soldier #7: Thanks. We thought we were done for.
Hydro: Your praise is greatly appreciated. So is your wallets.
Soldiers: .......
Hydro: I'm messing with you guys! Anyway I need to go and get to the graveyard.
Soldier #5: We go with but I think we all need to clean out our pants.
Hydro: Yeah that makes sense. Well see ya.
Soldier #7: Good luck!
Soldier #5: He doesn't need luck. He got skillz!

(Third Match)

*Noob making a circle*
Hydro: This is Sub-Zero. Quan Chi is casting a spell.
*Raiden sees vision*
Raiden: Oh shit this is bad!
Nightwolf: What happen?
Raiden: That spell will imprison most of Earthrealm's souls, multiplying Shao Khan's power.
Nightwolf: Well damn.
Raiden: And no matter what I do this damn amulet keeps breaking.
Nightwolf: How about I go help Sub-Zero and we see if this crisis can be averted.
Hydro: Well you better haul ass cause Quan Chi is nearly finished.
*Walks up to the spell*
Quan Chi: What the hell is that?
Noob: My leftovers. I'll settle this.
*Epic stare down between the two*
Noob: Bro you don't deserve those colors.
Hydro: Your the one to talk you Batman rip-off.
Noob: I can talk cause I wore those colors.
Hydro: Holy **** Bi Han!?!?
Noob: Bout time. Yeah it's me. I got restored and all that good stuff.
Hydro: Restored!? I'm a robot and your a dark verison of Naruto!! Were flawed copies.
Noob: You are but I'm perfection.
Hydro: If your so perfect then why did you get killed by flaming skull man? Also if you and him work together, Why haven't you killed him yet.
Noob: Scropion works for Quan Chi!? Well I have to stay now don't I?
Hydro: Bro we could start over.
Noob: We share blood, but we are not brothers.
Hydro: ... Well I won't regret this ass kicking your about to get.

(Cutscene)

Qquan Chi: Well its a good thing you didn't come after me. Well time to finish this spell.
*Spell begins to activate*
**Zoom in on Soldiers**
Soldier Bob: Steve I just wanted to say, I love you man!
Soldier Dan: Good cause now you can forgive me for having sex with your 19 year old daughter right?
Soldier Bob: I'LL ****ING KILL YOU!!!
Soldier Dan: To late buddy.
*Soldiers get sucked into the portal*
 
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Holy Chuck Norris I'm a Kombatant finally! I'm so happy that I'm going to write Chapter 15!! Enjoy!!

Chapter 15: Nightwolf

(First Match)

Nightwolf: Get out of here!
Hydro: But I could freeze him for you.
Nightwolf: NO TIME!!!!
*Hydro leaves*
Quan Chi: Face it, this is the end!
Nightwolf: Yeah, the end of your life!

(Cutscene)

*Noob and Nightwolf trade blows*
Nightwolf: Hey Noob, knock knock.
Noob: Who's there!?
Nightwolf: Dis ease.
Noob: Dis ease who!?
Nightwolf: DIS EASE SPARTA!!!!
*Kicks Noob into green vortex*
Noob: FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!
*Quan Chi gets the hell out of there*
**Nightwolf puts up a barrier**
***Huge explosion***
Nightwolf: Last time I take a blast like that to the face.

(Second Match)

*Cut to the Situation Room*
Sonya: Maybe Raiden has been seeing possible futures not the future.
Jax: Makes sense. Was I suppose to have these things for arms? No, its all thanks to Mr. Freeze's dumb ass over there!
Hydro: You might want to chill the hell out. I'm turned into a robot. You better be lucky that you have only two mechanical parts. And if you want to blame somebody, blame bimbo over there!
Sonya: Watch yourself Predator.
Johnny Cage: Guys calm down.
Kitana: He's right. This isn't helpful to blame agmonst ourselves. We should blame the enemy.
Kabal: I guess your right. Considering that the enemy is probably your own partner!!
Stryker: Are you blaming me cause you look like a damn circus act!?
Kabal: I should be!! If you hadn't reacted quicker to that damn cat, I wouldn't look like some ****er with pigtails and Freddy Kueger burn marks!!
Kitana: Guys please! Raiden do something.
*Raiden in his happy place*
Kitana: Raiden?
Raiden: Huh wha? Yeah that's an excellent plan great work.
Hydro: This guy.
Nightwolf: Hey guys great news! Earthrealm soul's are here to stay!
Everybody: WOO HOO!!
*Raiden looks at amulet*
**It cracks some more**
Raiden: ... ****!! *Smacks table*
Hydro:Hey Raiden don't, lose your cool.
Raiden: **** you Jack Frost!! This is serious! Me and Liu Kang shall pay a visit to the Elder Gods for Shao Khan's violation.
Liu Kang: Who agreed to that?
Raiden: Nightwolf shall lead until we return.
Liu Kang: I'm not going. My fight is--
*They teleport*
Stryker: ... So what do we do now?
Kabal: Play cards. Read a book. Oh I know! Figure out a plan to stop Outworld you *****.
Stryker: Don't blame me for your ****ed up face!
Kabal: Why you motherfu--
Hydro: Shhh! Lin Kuei have surronded us!
*Lin Kuei appear*
Stryker: Problem solved.
Nightwolf: Attack!
*Everyone picks a robot and fights*
**Zoom in on Nightwolf and Cyrax**
Cyrax: Safety mode disabled. Ass whooping engaged.

(Third Match)

*Zoom in on Sektor and Smoke*
Smoke: That this!
Sektor: *Catches blow* Your Kung Fu is weak Smoke.
*Pushes him down the stairs*
Sektor: You couldn't beat anybody even if you were sober.
*Nightwolf uses an across the map Tomahawk*
**Scalper**
Nightwolf: You couldn't beat me even if you were robotic!

(Fourth Match)

*Random fatalities going on*
**Hydro pushing buttons**
Kitana: ......
Nightwolf: What's up?
Kitana: ... Mother?
*Sindel screaming*
**Everybody holding on to something**
***Nightwolf standing there like a boss***
Sindel: Any challengers?
Nightwolf: Attack!
Smoke: Whoa whoa are you ****ing stupid!? She could kill all of us with a blink of an eye!
Nightwolf: Smoke with you being this high doesn't help us at all.
Smoke: I'm serious I'm actually sober after that fight.
Johnny Cage: I think you mean ass kicking.
Smoke: Anyway think about it, were all tired from fighting those other ninjas. Also we could use are projectiles to keep her dangerous ass at bay. For example, Stryker's gunfire creates a distraction while the rest of us attack.
Nightwolf: ...... When in the hell did you get so smart 0-0!?
Smoke: Beats me *Lights up a joint*
Stryker: That actually sounds like a great plan.
*Shoots Sindel in the face*
**She falls**
Stryker: Problem solved. TO THE FACE *****!!
Kitana: That's my mom.
Stryker: Sorry. Broklynn attitude.
Sindel: If you haven't notice your all about to get ****ed up.
Nightwolf: Well that didn't work. Back to plan **** her up!!
*Sindel punches Nightwolf in the face*
Nightwolf: Ah mah face!
*Uses Kung Fu art on Johnny Cage*
**Stomps on Kabal**
Kabal: Ah my pancreas!
Sindel: Hahaha.
*Punches Stryker's face in*
Hydro: Yo chick you better chi--
*Uppercuts him*
**Knees Smoke in the nuts**
Smoke: AH MY BABY MAKERS!!
*Breaks his neck*
**Judo kicks Sonya in the face**
***Punches Jade and chokes Kitana***
Sindel: Were having liver for dinner and I like to have it fresh and...
*Performs liver rip fatality*
Sindel: ... hand picked >:]
*Knocks Kitana down and picks her back up*
Sindel: Who... *Punch* ...The... *Punch X2* ...Hell... *Punch X3 ...Is... *Punch X4* ...Liu Kang!? *Roundhouse*
Kitana: *Coughs* He's a nice guy I met at the tournament.
Sindel: Are you insane!? You know damn well Shang Tsung was your arranged marriage.
Kitana: What!?
Sindel: Wow. I guess he is great at keeping sercrets.
Kitana: So what is he going to arrange Mileena and Baraka to get married?
Sindel: *Sees vision of Mileena and Baraka babies* Oh that's just disgusting!! You may join your friends for that comment.
*Begins soul reduction on Kitana*
Nightwolf: Your hair needs a trim. And I wasn't talking about the hair on your head either.
Sindel: Very funny. You should tell that joke to your ancestors!

(Longest Cutscene Evar!)

*Nightwolf using force lightening on Sindel*
Sonya: Ben... Ben..
Obi Wan: Wrong number.
Sonya: I'm sorry. RAIDEN!!
*Cut to Raiden and Elder Gods conference*
Raiden: Earthrealm is in danger!
Elder Gods: No shit we have Direct Tv.
raiden: I pay the damn bill! If you want it to keep going then you'll help us.
Elder Gods: Slow your roll.
Raiden: Sorry.
Shao Khan: Has broken no rule of Mortal Kombat.
Raiden: What!? That ***** is practiaclly using cheat codes!!
Elder Gods: Invasion isn't a cheat code Raiden. It is just a merger of realms.
Raiden: Fan-****ing-tastc! So while Outworld and Earthrealm get screwed over we can't do anything but fight!?
Elder Gods: Yup. Rules are rules.
Raiden: Guys you got to--
Elder Gods: Stop your *****ing an leave we have spoken! We think Fuijin would be a better god for this game than you.
*They leave*
Liu Kang: Got anything clever to say?
Raiden: Were going to get shitted on by Outworld forces. I'm done with these damn puns.
*Blackscreen*
**Nightwolf gets throw into a coffin**
***Sindel uses hairwhip***
****IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE****
Sindel: End of the line.
Nightwolf: You and your hair extentions are coming with me!
*Liu Kang and Raiden appear*
Liu Kang: What the bankai!! (See what I did there ;))
*Nightwolf and Sindel explode*
**GIGGTY**
Kitana: Liu Kang...
Liu Kang: Kitana!?
*Runs over to weakened Kitana*
Kitana: I'm glad we got to... do it at the end of Chapter 12... :)
*She dies*
Raiden: ... Hey buddy I'm sorry.
Liu Kang: Sorry? SORRY!? EVERYONE IS DEAD CAUSE OF YOU!!
Raiden: Not true! Sindel killed them I had no part of that.
Liu Kang: You left them like my parents have left me!!
Raiden: ... Liu Kang this is no time for a mommy and daddy left me story.
Liu Kang: Whatever. So what do we do now fortune cookie? Hmmmm!?
Raiden: ... It seems we have to kiss the ass of the Netherralm.
Liu Kang: Your shitting me right!? Your going to become alliances with the Pillsbury Doughboy!?
Raiden: You got a better plan failed abortion!?
Liu Kang: ........
*Hears Sonya and Johnny Cage*
Liu Kang: I'll go help my friends.
Raiden: Liu Kang I'm--
*Liu Kang leaves*
Raiden: Ah this shit was so much simpler in MK1.
*Teleports*
 
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Well guys this is the final installment of What Should Have Happen In MK9 Story Mode. :') it's been a blast writing this series for you guys. Of course I'll keep writing MK Logic but this series was the series that got me to where I am today. With all that blabbery out of the way, ENJOY!!!

Chapter 16: Raiden

(First Match)

*Raiden teleports to the Netherrealm*
Raiden: Quan Chi? Quan Chi!?
Scorpion: *Teleports* Dude what hell!? Some of us have to sleep ya know.
Raiden: Well, well. If it isn't Quan Chi's b*tch. How are you Quan Chi's b*tch?
Scorpion: My name is not Quan Chi's b*tch.
Raiden: Oh do you prefer b*tch insted?
Scorpion: (-_-) What do you want?
Raiden: I wanna talk to Quan Chi.
Scorpion: I'll take the message.
Raiden: I believe I said I'll talk to Quan Chi.
Scorpion: He's busy. You can talk to me.
Raiden: Wow. Your so trained! You want a treat b*tch!?
Scorpion: That's it! Mortal Kombat!!

(Second Match)

Raiden: Quit stalling and get your master, b*tch.
Scorpion: *Grunts*
**Teleports**
***Quan Chi appears***
Quan Chi: Do you see me coming into your realm and yelling your name?
Raiden: Shut the f*ck up for a second. Listen we are getting are asses handed to us.
Quan Chi: Yeah no shit. I was watching it on Demand.
Raiden: Whatever. Can you help Earthrealm win this fight?
Quan Chi: I can't help a realm who got their warriors killed by a MILF.
Raiden: I'll give you whatever you want.
Quan Chi: Hmmm? I'm listening to your offer.
Raiden: ... I offer the souls of the warriors who died in this conflict.
Quan Chi: ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! Have you been sniffing paint or something?
Raiden: My soul too!
*Quan Chi walks away*
Raiden: Didn't you hear me!? My soul plus the other souls is f*cking Xmas to you.
Quan Chi: Yeah it is. However I already had Xmas this year. >:]. *
*Zombie MK Kast appears*
Raiden: Are you shitting me!?
Quan Chi: You see I already got my presents from Shao Khan. Earthrealm will be invaded.
Raiden: No!
Quan Chi: Yes! You see you lost. Let's make sure of that. *Waves hand at Jax and Kabal* Tear him apart.
Jax: As you wish, master.

(Third Match)

Raiden: This is all kinds of f*cked up!
quan Chi: Their my souls so I can do whatever I want with them. *Touches Sindel's boob* Whatever. I. Want. ;).
Raiden: That's just not fair.
Quan Chi: Boobs! Overpowered! Nightwolf!
*Kitana, Kung Lao, and Nightwolf step out of line*
Kitana: You really messed up Raiden. We have to be his puppets now!

(Cutscene)

Raiden: You b*tch!
Quan Chi: I know right.
Raiden: the Elder Gods will help Earthrealm.
Quan Chi: Hahahaha! You still believe that? You only have three kombatants left and you think the'll help you now! *Smirks* Silly Raiden, hope is for Earthrealmers.
Raidne: They will act for he must win in Mortal Kombat.
*Lightbulb*
Raiden: He must win! Holy shit I figured it out! *Raises hand and teleports*
Quan Chi: Wait he could have teleported the whole time? What a dumbass.

(Fourth Match)

*Raiden teleports on Rooftop stage*
**Random portal**
***Liu Kang appears***
Liu Kang: Back from kissing some ass?
Raiden: Liu Kang! Ok I know what we must do!
Liu Kang: Bend over and hope that we don't get raped to hard.
Raiden: ... Along the lines of that. We have to let Shao Khan merge the realms.
Liu kang: 0-0!!!
Raiden: If he steps through that portal without winning Mortal Kombat. Then the Elder Gods will end him. Defeating him will only bring him back and he will achieve Armageddon.
Liu Kang: This f*ckery has gone long enough!
*Both turn to see Shao Khan*
Liu Kang: I'm going to kill him.
Raiden: Stop Liu Kang! Have faith in me.
Liu Kang: Have faith-- WHAT THE F*CK YOU MEAN HAVE FAITH IN YOU!?!? My best friend got his neck snapped! The girl I actually like died in my arms! And to top that whole f*cked up sundae, all of my friends are dead! I mean it when I say F*CK YOU!!

(Cutscene/Fifth Match)

Raidne: Ok now that you got it out of your system--
*Liu Kang trys to run away but Raiden shoots lightning to stop him*
Raiden: Stop Liu Kang!
Liu Kang: *Fire fist* Move or I'll kill you!
*Johnny Cage and Sonya appear*
Johnny Cage: What the hell?
Raiden: Do not come at be bro.
Liu Kang: I see the only solution is for you to die!
*Liu Kang throws a punch*
**Raiden counters**
Liu Kang: ARGH!! *Falls down*
Raiden: Dammnit no!!
*Goes to Liu Kang*
Johnny Cage: What did you do!?
Liu kang: Isn't it obvious, *Coughs* He killed us all...
*Dies*
**Shao Khan seps through the portal**
Shao Khan: Damn the buffering on that portal was like Windows 96.
*Johnny Cage and Sonya Rush him**
Shao Khan: Ha! B*tiches please. *Shoots fireball at them*
*Raiden bows*
Shao Khan: Ah man and I was hoping for a cool last stand type of thing.
Raiden: Resistance is futile. The realm is yours.
Shao Khan: ... You mean to tell me that you, Thunder god, are giving up this easily?
*Uppercuts him*
Shao Khan: What the hell bro!? I mean if you knew this would happen why did you stand and fight?
I mean if it was me I let you take over my realm and form a resistance to come back twice as harder. But no you Raiden want to be all complex and try to kill me with one shot. And it cost you.
*The whole begin scene begins to happen again. The scene where he's beating on Raiden like it's his job.*
**Were at the part where he's about to swing the hammer to smash his skull**
Shao Khan: Well its game over for you. I won and you get no continues.
Raiden: Fine... You've won.
Shao khan: I know. *Puts hammar over his head* See ya in the Netherrealm b*tch!
*Swings but stops because the Elder Gods open up a portal*
**They heal Raiden**
Elder God Raiden: You violated the rules of Mortal Kombat. That ass is ours!
*Shoots lighning*
Shao Khan: Mmmmmm. It feels like a massage is happening on my chest and abs.
*They stop the lighnting*
Shao Khan: Ah man you stopped. Whatever. the day of my ruling begins now!!

(EPIC CUTSCENE EVAR!!)

Shao Khan: Aw my head.
*Picks up hammar*
Shao Khan: *Breathing heavily* I... will... end you!!
*Shao Khan rushes him*
**Raiden uses Elder Gods fatality**
***That should have been DLC***
****Shao Khan explodes like he always does****
*****The SKy is back to normal*****
******Amulet is repaired automatcially******
Raiden: It is over.
*Looks at Liu Kang*
Raiden: It doesn't matter anyway, It was at such a great cost.
*Johnny Cage and Sonya appear*
Sonya: You did what you had to do Raiden. *Tear* We all have to make sacrifices.
Raiden: Agreed.
Johnny Cage: Where are all the people?
Raiden: You two have to repopulate the earth with Sonya.
Sonya: 0-0!!!
Johnny Cage: :l... :].
Raiden: I'm kidding.
Sonya: Whew.
Johnny Cage: :'(.
*They teleport*
**Zoom in on Shao Khan's cow skull**
***Quan Chi picks it up***
Quan Chi: That was a brilliant plan Lord Shinnok.
*Shinnok appears*
Shinnok: Of course it was! Shao khan's like a fat kid in a candy shop, he couldn't rest the opprotunity.
Quan Chi: Now what?
Shinnok: We launch an onslaught against Earthrealm and Outworld. No one can stop us.
Quan Chi: Excellent. Wait I just realize that those under Shao Khan's control are probably gonna go their seperate ways. Plus the Lin kuei are they're own people and the'll come after us if they find out. Not to mention the Elder Gods.
Shinnok: ... FFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!

THE END... ?
We all know that there's gonna be MK10... right NRS?

Well guys that's the end. And if MK10 comes out I'll defintely write about it here on TRMK!!! :cool:
 
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