Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat 2013

Seriously trashman, not all losses can be attributable to that; Jade's team is definitely underperforming this week. So is mine, actually.

Your team underperformed. That much is true. But you might want to take a closer look at Jade's draft. Her highest drafted RB is Stevan Ridley (round 4), and that's a serious problem with her roster. She took 2 WRs in between (WR stats can easily fluctuate on a week-to-week basis). I did something similar last year and you saw the end result. At least Sek's took a running back in round 2.


I would suggest waiting on seeing the status of his injury. If it's serious, they should take him off undroppable.

Well even so, I still fail to see how he's worth a spot on the undroppable list.
 
Well even so, I still fail to see how he's worth a spot on the undroppable list.

Maybe, but unfortunately that's one of the very few things I can't fully customize. My only choices are to use their list or have no undroppable players at all.

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Maybe, but unfortunately that's one of the very few things I can't fully customize. My only choices are to use their list or have no undroppable players at all.

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Very well then. I guess I'll keep him for as long as he remains undroppable. My only means of dumping him is via trade, which is unlikely to do due to questionable trade value.

EDIT: C.J. Spiller has a thigh injury that is not considered serious, and the Buffalo Bills running back is expected to play in next weekend's game against the Baltimore Ravens.

Not as bad as I thought it would be...
 
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Unless the Broncos D can get a pick 6, I think I'm off the unbeaten plateau.

That's nothing compared to the Week 6 upset I pulled off last year against Kabal Toasty (who I'm motivated to beat AGAIN for reasons that have nothing to do with last year).

Nonetheless, you still choked! And now, Sek's, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll is the lone unbeaten!
 
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Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat Week 3 Results:

Sek's Machine ([sek]) 142.18
Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 63.86

Rayzebats (mkray41) 91.96
John Madden Cack Washers (squirrelpion) 83.40

Aggressive Perfectors (Tarkatan Trash) 89.86
Supreme Busboys (YungQ94) 65.74

Walrus-Copters (Camu-san) 102.30
Hold Down the Forte (RIPLIUKANG) 87.24

Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 114.50
TonyRomoJockstraps (Jade) 71.66

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2 players, 34 points against. I have a feeling this isn't gonna be good for me.

Coach RIP-ka looks sternly in Yung's direction
 
2 players, 34 points against. I have a feeling this isn't gonna be good for me.

Coach RIP-ka looks sternly in Yung's direction

You mean that guy who botched his draft? If you don't kick his ass this week, you'll be the subject of massive ridicule! If only Pete Carroll was there to give you the choke sign for what happened last week.
 
My runningback got injured though lol.

You did beat me fair and square but if I had played Baltimore's D...
 
My runningback got injured though lol.

You did beat me fair and square but if I had played Baltimore's D...

So you're playing the excuse card from the bottom of the deck, huh?! No dice! Only sore losers make excuses! Winners only recognize the final score at complete face value!
 
So you're playing the excuse card from the bottom of the deck, huh?! No dice! Only sore losers make excuses! Winners only recognize the final score at complete face value!

Nope. Already admitted that you beat me fair and square.

I'm just saying that Baltimore is an asshole for hiding its true strength :laugh:
 
I don't know why Tarkatan cares so damn much about my team. How about just watching your own team? You always have plenty to say about everyone else.
 
I don't know why Tarkatan cares so damn much about my team. How about just watching your own team? You always have plenty to say about everyone else.

Dude just likes to talk shit. It's not just you. Looking through this thread he's talked shit about at least half the league

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I don't know why Tarkatan cares so damn much about my team. How about just watching your own team? You always have plenty to say about everyone else.

Then who was it again that complained about a waiver claim that I made and was successfully awarded fair and square immediately after week 1? I thought so...

Dude just likes to talk shit. It's not just you. Looking through this thread he's talked shit about at least half the league

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I should point out that I've already beaten half of those I've talked shit about this year, including Jade.
 
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I didn't whine, I just think waiver positions are kinda silly. So what? I didn't sit here and cry a river. Not getting a player you want goes with the waivers, just would have been great if people could pick up a player they wanted whenever they grab them instead of having to 'wait in line' type of thing. It wasn't the end of the world, and, someone else probably tried to claim before I did. At the end of the day, who cares? It's how fantasy waivers go, and people are going to be disappointed if they don't get a player they were hoping to get. I wasn't the only one who was disappointed to not get him.

You, on the other hand, are the exact reason why fantasy leagues can be no fun. You've talked shit about pretty much everyone in the league, even last year, and go around preaching about people's draft orders (really? I don't even remember who I picked when, yet, you seem to have it memorized) and talk garbage about their teams and choices of the week.

It's one thing to be 'damn, I am disappointed because I hoped to get that guy' and another to constantly be a jerk about everything, acting like you are high and mighty and the god of fantasy leagues, treating other people like shit. Just chill and have fun, the arrogance is annoying, tbh.

If you are in this next year, I am certainly not gonna bother joining. I just want to have fun, not read garbage posts bashing other people and their teams. If you can't play for fun, you just shouldn't be allowed in it.
 
I'm sorry you feel that way Jade, but nonetheless, that doesn't change the fact that I take exception to you telling me to "worry about my own team" when I'm fairly certain you did the exact opposite with regards to my waiver claim for Julius Thomas in the aftermath of Week 1, even going as far as saying it should be, and I quote, "first come first serve". My interpretation of it is that you were whining about it. Like I said, I'm sorry you feel that way, but it doesn't change my feelings on the situation, and I hope we have a mutual understanding on that.

For the record, I put in that claim AFTER you did (just for the sake of clearing that up), but since I scored fewer points than you in a loss that week, I had priority in the waiver order.

As for my brand of trash talk...it is what it is. It's part of the competitive nature of the game. Take that competitive nature out of the game and there's no fun in it at all. Some people get their competitive juices flowing through trash talk, and I happen to be one of them.

Yung on the other hand...he and I have existing NFL-related animosity due to being fans of division rivals. I was motivated to beat him by that virtue, plus the fact that I had a chip on my shoulder because of a real-life trade that impacted my roster. In fact, last year I even attempted to make a DAL/PHI bet with him that the loser would be banned from TRMK for a week, but those stakes were apparently too high for him.

And as for my analysis of your roster...hate to break it to you, but if you were 2-1 right now as opposed to 0-3, your roster (or your draft, for that matter) probably wouldn't be scrutinized so much. That just comes with the territory. As a matter of fact, I probably wouldn't have noticed any holes on your roster if you had beaten me back in Week 2 (and you were projected to beat me in a close one, if I remember correctly). I had to go back to the draft results to see what went wrong after you openly questioned why your roster was underperforming. I'm only telling you that you screwed up your draft because I did the same thing last year, and I finished second to last because of it. I learned from my draft mistakes and have a more solid team this year. Not guaranteeing a championship this year or anything, but what I'm telling you is...if you want to improve your chances of winning, shouldn't you learn from your past mistakes so you don't repeat them again?

And as for our primary motive of playing fantasy sports, I now turn the mic to former New York Jets head coach Herm Edwards.

 
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If you are in this next year, I am certainly not gonna bother joining. I just want to have fun, not read garbage posts bashing other people and their teams. If you can't play for fun, you just shouldn't be allowed in it.

This, this right here. This is what I did not want happening. It's hard enough to get a full league of TRMK members right now without having to deal with people not wanting to be in it just because other people are in it.

Trashman, my friend, while I agree with your Herm Edwards quote, playing to win the game does not require your behavior. I can understand your frustrations with Jade not necessarily wanting your help with regard to learning how to play the game to win. But, as long as she's not playing to LOSE the game, it's acceptable. Your behavior is not. A little bit of trash talking is good for the league. Constantly bashing someone over the same point over and over again is not. Consider this a warning. Cool it, or you're banned. And I REALLY don't want to do that because finding someone to take over your team would be a pain in the ass.
 
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