Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat 2012

Speaking of which...

It's come to my attention that one of my players CHEATED last week! Maybe my upset over Kabal Toasty was too good to be true after all! Hey LC, is there any way you can wipe out Antonio Gates' 20.10 points for using a banned substance?

I totally could. However, I think the fair thing to do would be to follow what the NFL does. If they vacate anything, I will as well, but if not (and they probably won't) then I won't either. Furthermore, you're just trolling me anyway.

So, with Marshall and tittiemcnuggets losing this week, it looks like the as-yet undecided BYoung v. Spine Ripper will put someone squarely in the #5 ranking here at the halfway mark.
 
Yeah, bishes.


YEAH


About time my team plays well. I hate having great players who fail me. PLAY AT YOUR LEVEL, DAMMIT
 
All but one team in our league is within a game of a playoff spot. How delightfully chaotic...

Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat Week 7 Results

Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 113.38
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 78.92

The Tattooed Coffee Profs (non-member Shane) 90.60
Multiple Scorgasms (tittiemcnuggets) 73.74

Tony Romo Jockstraps (Jade) 112.50
Based God (The Marshall) 91.88

Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 76.58
Dawn Patrol (Spine_Ripper) 72.00

Rayzebats (mkray41) 70.70
Vegas (non-member Ryan) 58.08

The Platypunishment (non-member David) 78.48
The Tarkatan Trash Collectors (Tarkatan Trash) 73.14

New article is up on the league site. Happy football all.
 
I am disappoint. Of all the people to not change their lineup... I didn't think it would be Marshall.

EDIT: unless of course he was worried about not being able to change his lineup next week due to power outages... in that case, smart idea... although he could have told me to put Boldin back in for him next week...
 
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That's because Marshall wasn't contacted on facebook and encouraged to change his line up after not changing it for 7 weeks.

:)
 
No, it's because actually the Fantasy Football Gods have punished him for his "Kiss the ring" trash talk by giving him a brain fart! Last week, I had a legit excuse; because celebrating my birthday with my relatives came first!
 
That's because Marshall wasn't contacted on facebook and encouraged to change his line up after not changing it for 7 weeks.

:)

Didn't think any of you guys needed the reminder. I've been reminding my facebook peeps to change their lineups every week. This just happens to be the first time Vegas listened...
 
Didn't think any of you guys needed the reminder. I've been reminding my facebook peeps to change their lineups every week. This just happens to be the first time Vegas listened...


Right.

It is a total coincidence that the week YOUR friend plays ME, he decides to log in after 7 weeks and change his line up.

NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL

Pretty confident there was some encouraging.

OH HEY YOU ARE PLAYING THIS BISH I DON'T GET ALONG WITH IN A FORUM, LOG IN AND BEAT HER LOLOLOOL
 
Right.

It is a total coincidence that the week YOUR friend plays ME, he decides to log in after 7 weeks and change his line up.

NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL

Pretty confident there was some encouraging.

OH HEY YOU ARE PLAYING THIS BISH I DON'T GET ALONG WITH IN A FORUM, LOG IN AND BEAT HER LOLOLOOL

I'm not denying I encouraged him. I'm saying I've been doing it every week. The fact he hasn't been updating his lineup has been pissing me off. I want everyone in my league to participate. He finally listened to me this week. And I don't know why you think I would be trying to screw you over intentionally.
 

Haha, seriously though, I thought I had a chance to beat you LC, then two of your players get 40pts on Thursday :(

Philip Rivers is killing me; I thought this would be a good matchup but he only has 83 yards against the BROWNS. Should have started Bradford... thats what I get for not trusting the Rams.
 
Jade...

One of my players was caught using Stickum during a week in which I won, yet you're complaining about unproven conspiracy theories?

Something doesn't add up here...
 
I'm not denying I encouraged him. I'm saying I've been doing it every week. The fact he hasn't been updating his lineup has been pissing me off. I want everyone in my league to participate. He finally listened to me this week. And I don't know why you think I would be trying to screw you over intentionally.

LOL


Come on, do you really need to state that last line? I am sure there are a number of people here who can comment on why. I don't need to state reasons. I am sure you can figure them out, since most things come straight from your own fingertips.


It's not about winning or losing. I didn't join to be #1. I joined to have some fun with people. Winning would be just a bonus. After the awful performances of pretty much everyone on my team, I wouldn't expect to win, no matter who I played. That and the fact that I put in Cutler over Romo. Cutler is FAR more reliable than Romo, yet he is playing like trash this week. I bet you Romo will be sitting on the bench with points in the teens. If I put him in next week, he'll get constant interceptions and Cutler will be on his A game. It's how it works with me, lol. The point is, the fun is taken out of it when the commish pushes people to set a line up but doesn't seem to be pushing as hard when it's other people.

I don't know how anyone could NOT find it incredibly 'surprising' that the week a guy who is 0-7 plays me, he all of a sudden cares about setting his line up.

You can deny it all you want.


I am not angry, I just find it lame that things like this happen in a league that should be fun.
 
K, so I get mad at you sometimes. Doesn't mean I want to make sure you lose.

Having said that, you're right. I thought making sure everyone participates would be the best thing to do, but apparently in the interest of fairness what I really should have done was just never say anything to anyone. My apologies to all.
 
hahaha, no. No, that isn't it. I think it is great that he finally did his line up so he can actually fairly win/lose. I think it's pretty weak that he had IR players in for all this time and lost. It isn't fair. The last 7 people who played him got easy wins because he had injured players in his starting line up.

Like I said, I am not mad....I just find it a little 'suspicious', if you want to call it that, that this dude just happens to be your friend and just happens to care about his line up being changed when he plays me. He didn't care for 7 weeks. Just think about it this way. If I were commish and my friend was in the league, hadn't set up their line up for 7 weeks, was playing you this week, and suddenly decided to log in and set their line up, what would you think? If we didn't have 'history' in the forum, I wouldn't think much of it, but when I get messages accusing me of fixing a fun voting topic during yearly awards by adding additional people to the list, amongst other things over time, what would you expect me to think?

Come on, LC, lol.

It was a mere observation. It is my honest opinion that there was probably more encouraging this week than any other week. If there wasn't, I am going to hell. Just saying, it's an opinion based on quite a few things, not just some random accusation, lol.

It's not about winning or losing, it's about being fair and equal with everyone, not trying to push people more to do things when they play people you aren't always cool with.

Perhaps my mind IS running wild, but it's just what I think. Just wayyy too much of a coincidence for me that it happened this week. I am sure if it were certain other people playing him this week, he would still have IR players in his list, haha.

Anyway....I didn't want it to blow up this much or anything, just stated an opinion. I never expected to get very far when I signed up, which was present when I picked Romo as my first overall, lol. I am just glad I at least got a few wins in this year. More than I expected, tbh.
 
Wait what, I wanted to compete, and you have more wins then me...

*Reported for gatekeeping*

I know the weather is bad from what I'm hearing, but I have lost about 90% faith in Philip Rivers.... I'm glad I picked up Fitzpatrick.
 
I had Fitz at the beginning of the season and then dropped him because he did me no favors, lol.

Haven't been keeping up with him since, so hope you have been having way better luck with him than I had.
 
He got me 19 pts last week, which was pretty good, and considering that Rivers is doing his best Jekyll and Hyde impersonation this year, its better to have him as a back up. He puts up pretty good stats from what I see.
 
I don't buy that you're not mad Jade, because you just typed a long-ass paragraph about it AFTER I apologized.

If you want, I can apologize about that shit you referenced from last year too if it will help...
 
I don't buy that you're not mad Jade, because you just typed a long-ass paragraph about it AFTER I apologized.

If you want, I can apologize about that shit you referenced from last year too if it will help...


lol, just because someone types a long paragraph doesn't mean they are steaming from the ears. I wanted to make sure I explained my stance because other people probably think I am just pulling shit out of my ass. I think I would actually call it disappointed, not mad.

You wanted to embarrass me by getting a dude who never logs in to log in and beat me. You have succeeded. He will now have one win and it will be against the person you don't like. I even posted about this BEFORE he set his line up. I removed it because I didn't want to start anything. You made a comment about The Marshall so I brought it up again.

=)
 
You wanted to embarrass me by getting a dude who never logs in to log in and beat me. You have succeeded. He will now have one win and it will be against the person you don't like. I even posted about this BEFORE he set his line up. I removed it because I didn't want to start anything. You made a comment about The Marshall so I brought it up again.

=)

yeah, well that's not how it happened. And I totally understand why I can't succeed at convincing you of that. So, I guess that's where we're going to have to leave it :S

Just for the record, I don't actually dislike you, regardless of our disagreements.
 
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