Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat 2012

I'm sorry you lost.... All these people who are losing are trying to throw rocks at the throne

you know what i say to them? Kiss the ring!

Anyway... LC I hope your prepared

We get it in next week and I go ballz deep!

Ima talk shit this whole week!
 
What an exciting week! And much more to come...

Mortal Fantasy Football Kombat 2012 Week 1 results:

Love Cowboys (Love Cowboy) 114.72
The Tarkatan Trash Collectors (Tarkatan Trash) 95.10

Based God (The Marshall) 98.96
Multiple Scorgasms (tittiemcnuggets) 77.04

Rayzebats (mkray41) 91.04
Cutie Mark Crusaders (BYoung) 89.02

The Tattooed Coffee Profs (non-member Shane) 103.68
Tony Romo Jockstraps (Jade) 87.38

Dawn Patrol (Spine_Ripper) 127.56
Vegas (non-member Ryan) 90.42

The Platypunishment (non-member David) 97.62
Kabal Toasty (Tapion) 77.40

Also, check out the article I wrote on the league page about this week's action.
 
Jade, you might as well hide your face in Romo's jockstrap now. I'd rather not start the season 0-2 again.


I didn't think I had much of a chance at winning this week after the Sunday games were over. What with how many players you had on Monday, mkray.


And LC, good job with the commissionering so far! You're really doing it up right with these articles and everything.
 
Hey LC, I gave you a trade proposal for one of your RBs, but I'm open to negotiations (all I can tell you is that you probably won't want any of my RBs). Only thing is, due to scheduling conflicts, I can't have any Packers, and I can't have any Bears. And as for LeGarrett Blount, he's going bye-bye as part of a waiver claim (and even if it doesn't go through, I'm still cutting him).
 
Mr. Trash, I have rejected your trade. I applaud you for offering a player that's actually pretty darn good, and making me seriously consider accepting the deal. However, in the final analysis, I believe my team is better now than it would be if I made that deal. I just sent you my own offer. What say you to this one?

All.... new poll is up on the league page... similar topic as last time... be sure to vote.

Hey I just noticed something... the way the schedule shook out, it looks like all the winners from week 1 are playing each other this week, and all the losers are playing each other.... so, no matter what happens, we're guaranteed that at the end of week 2 we will have three 2-0 teams, three 0-2 teams, and six 1-1 teams. Funky.
 
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I agree w/ Byoung, you're doing an awesome job as commissioner.

One quick question I wanted to clarify: for kick returners, do we get points for only touchdowns or for yards and touchdowns? Just want to be sure, since I think its usually just touchdowns.
 
I'll consider this trade, and make my decision tonight, although I might be a potential problem at RB in Week 6 if I accept this trade (as the RB being offered to me has the same bye week as another RB on my roster that I'm reluctant to give up...plus the fact that Fred Jackson's health is still an issue).

EDIT: After careful consideration, I have decided to accept this trade.
 
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mkray41 said:
I agree w/ Byoung, you're doing an awesome job as commissioner.

One quick question I wanted to clarify: for kick returners, do we get points for only touchdowns or for yards and touchdowns? Just want to be sure, since I think its usually just touchdowns.
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Touchdowns only. It kind of sucks, but at the same time giving normal points for return yardage seems to be a bit much
 
Ahhh, good pickup with Heath Miller, LC. I was hoping I could get one more week of seeing how he does and then try to get him on waivers next week. Based on the game Sunday night, it seems like he may get some more passes thrown his way in this new Steeler offense.

It's a gamble, but one I would have made, too. I bet it'll pay off.
 
BYoung said:
Ahhh, good pickup with Heath Miller, LC. I was hoping I could get one more week of seeing how he does and then try to get him on waivers next week. Based on the game Sunday night, it seems like he may get some more passes thrown his way in this new Steeler offense.

It's a gamble, but one I would have made, too. I bet it'll pay off.
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He can still be yours... but it'll cost you.
 
Tarkatan Trash said:
Last time I did fantasy football, those TDs got credited to the team's defense (which then was known as "Defense/Special Teams").
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They still do in our league... that was one of your defense's TD's this week in fact. But I also changed it so that the kick returner himself gets the points too if you have him starting at WR or whatever. Ultimately, it won't make much of a difference IMO, since most kick returners still won't have fantasy relevance, but I just thought if a guy I had took one to the house on a return, I'd be pissed if I didn't get the points, so I changed it so that I would.
 
And... wisdom like that is why you are the champ hehe.

Ugh... Brandon Marshall was entirely underwhelming for me tonight... Fortunately tonight's game was equally a dud for our Marshall hehe.
 
I can't believe there was a game on tonight

WTF NFL.. stop this shit

Just leave football on Sunday And Monday's

O yea, Thanks for fumbling JerMichael suckley....
 
Interesting lineup change from Kabal Toasty... it took all of one week for RG3 to become a starting QB in fantasy land... that's faster than it took BBBLP's doppelganger last year.
 
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