MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown!! Finale

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MKAG: The time has come partner.
SFAG: No doubt, these are the final games of the beach showdown.
MKAG: That’s right partner, both franchises are bringing their A game to compete in the final event, Fatal Drop.
SFAG: Fatal Drop will be played on a circular ring that will be 20 feet above the ocean below. Fighters will use their wits, strength, and skill to compete in this final challenge.
MKAG: As always will let our Ref explain the rules.
*Ref in the middle of the circle with both bosses from each franchise on separate sides*
Ref: Gentlemen the rules are simple, if a fighter falls into the water below they are eliminated. Though there are a few more. MK.
Shao Khan: Yeah?
Ref: Your fighters are allowed up to two teleports and no fatal X-Rays like sticking anything sharp into the opponents eye socket or breaking anything. You may only use one X-Ray. Also no weapons.
Shao Khan: Oh come on Ref! That guy Vega has a claw.
Ref: Same goes for him. Anyway do you understand your rules MK.
Shao Khan: Yes Ref.
Ref: Now your turn SF. Your fighters will be allowed up to 10 projectiles. You may only use one Ultra during the round, and teleporting characters are allowed up to two teleports, understand?
Seth: Loud and clear Ref.
Ref: Ok good. Now in 45 minutes we will start the final games. So do any last minute prepping before your fighters compete. The Ladies will fight first. *The two bosses separate*
*Shao Khan walks over to Sindel*
Shao Khan: Hey, you ladies have a battle plan?
Sindel: Don’t worry Shao, we talked it over endless amounts of time. We can’t fail.
Shao Khan: *Kiss on the cheek* That’s what I like to hear.

*Elsewhere*
Kung Lao: Lemme guess, “Kung Lao we need to talk.”
Jade: Your right about that *Crosses arms under breasts* Do you know what today is?
Kung Lao: … Tuesday?
Jade: *Sighs* If I am pregnant then this is going to be one dumbass baby. Listen, it has been more than two weeks since we last did it and I’m worried. I puked last morning and this morning out on the balcony. I’ve been feeling woozy and I have multiple headache.
Kung Lao: Sip on some chicken soup and take an Advil.
Jade: *Ignores him* Today I bought a pregnancy test to figure this out once and for all.
Kung Lao: *Realizing shit just got serious* Did you use it yet?
Jade: Nope *Uncrosses arms and places them on her hips* I’m going to wait, and I’m going to let you suffer thinking on whether or not I’m your baby mama >:].
Kung Lao: … That’s f*cking evil!
Jade: You should not have had sex with me.
Kung Lao: Let’s get one thing straight. You, Jade, raped me while I was relaxing. I was little buzzed while you, Jade, in your drunken stupor R-A-P-E-D me!
Jade: Really now? I guess that makes you my prison b*tch.
Ref: Time for battle ladies!
Jade: Well I’m off. Care to wish me luck b*tch?
Kung Lao: … Sure. *Places hand on Jade’s stomach* Break a uterus.

SFAG: Oh man this is it! The final Female Game!
MKAG: Remember partner, this is a do-or-die game. The current score is 3-4 with SF in the lead. If the SF females win this it is all over for MK.
SFAG: No doubt buddy. These two franchises are competing for the Ultimate Package!
MKAG: What’s the Ultimate Package.
SFAG: … Did we ever explain what they get if they win?
MKAG: Nope.
SFAG: Damn, how unprofessional. Well viewers what the winner receives is the chance to sell a ton of merchandise throughout the world without any business competition for a month.
MKAG: Also bragging rights till the end of the year.
SFAG: That too.
MKAG: With that out the way let’s get down to the action.
*At the ring*
Ref: Ok first up, Sindel vs. C. Viper.
* They hop onto ring*
Ref: Fight!

Immediately C. Viper held her fist into the air to do her Seismic Hammer. On reaction Sindel was floating in the air awaiting for the attack to pass but nothing happen for C. Viper cancelled her Seismic Hammer and jumped into the air to do her Burning Kick. The kick connected with the side of Sindel’s face sending her back to the ground. Still in the air, C. Viper shot down to perform a stomp on Sindel’s stomach. Sindel rolled out the way to avoid the fierce attack in the nick-of-time. Without letting up, C. Viper charged at Sindel with an electrical punch only to be greeted with Sindel’s cartwheel kick. Getting up, C. Viper shot up into the air and shouted “Full Throttle!” Sindel smirked and yelled out “Duriaba!” *That’s what it sounds like to me when she does her X-Ray* Using her long hair, Sindel C. Viper’s foot and instead of kicking her in the baby maker; Sindel whipped C. Viper into the water.
Ref: Point MK!
SFAG: Wow. That was over in no time.
MKAG: Due to C. Viper’s hastiness, she immediately went for the Ultra and Sindel countered with a X-Ray.
Kitana: Great job mother!
Sindel: Well who taught you how to fight anyway? Your father?
*They share a laugh*
Ref: Next up, Sheeva vs Sakura.
*After the match*
SFAG: Didn’t think that could happen.
MKAG: Yeah I know. Sakura beating Sheeva is just, surprising.
SFAG: Once Sheeva used her teleport stomp, Sakura countered with her Shinku Hadoken sending Sheeva straight into the water.
Ref: Next Skarlet vs. Ibuki.

Well to sum up some matches I’ll tell you what happened at the end:
Skarlet > Ibuki (Skarlet teleported out of the way making Ibuki fell into the water)
Mileena < Juri (Juri countered Mileena’s teleporting kick with her Ultra sending her into the water)
Jade > Rose (Her green kick sent Rose flying into the water)
*Down to two more fights*
Ref: Sonya vs. Cammy.

After the word “Fight!” was shouted out, Sonya and Cammy immediately engaged each other trading fierce blows to each other.

*From the stands*
Johnny Cage: Jax I just realized something.
Jax: What’s that?
Johnny Cage: Well Sonya is blonde, use to be in the military, and has a great body. This Cammy chick is blond, use to be in the military, and has a great body.
Jax: Your point?
Johnny Cage: I think you have a fetish and need therapy.
Jax: F*ck you and everything you stand for.
*Back to the action*

Sonya and Cammy we’re evenly matched. Countering blow from blow. Truly epic battle. However, Sonya did a low step kick to throw Cammy off her balance. Instead Cammy raised her foot to dodge the incoming attack. Sonya tried to follow with her leg grab but Cammy was in a crouching position which meant only one thing.

Cammy: It’s over!
Sonya: !!!
Cammy: Gyro Smasher!
*Instead of slamming Sonya back into the ground Cammy simply kicked Sonya in the face sending her into the water*
MKAG: Damn that was a fierce battle. Well on to the next one right?
SFAG: Right partner. Next up , Makoto vs. Frost. *Random intern hands him a letter* Really!?
MKAG: What?
SFAG: Read this!
MKAG: *Takes letter and reads it* Sweet lamb chops really!?
SFAG: Wow. Uh ok viewers it seems both fighters have gotten sick so er… No point to either side.
MKAG: Right. Wow. Anyway let’s go to the final match, Kitana vs. Chun-li.
Ref: Females Ready? Fight!

You would like to know who won don’t ya? Well I’m not telling! Oh wait, I have to since I’m writing it… Moving on. Kitana and Chun-Li dashed at each other exchange fierce but smart blows to each other. With the battle going on for about 7 minutes, there was a break though…

SFAG: Wow this has been fierce!
MKAG: No doubt. Wonder what happens next?
Chun-Li: It’s over for you know! *Starts to do her First Ultra Combo(I forgot the name)*
Kitana: That’s what you think! *Grabs Chun-Li’s leg*
MK Side: What!?
SF Side: What!?
SFAG & MKAG: WHAT!?
Chun-Li: How did you-
Kitana: Don’t know don’t care. *Starts spinning Chun-Li slowly. Then with the momentum of a speeding fat kid at a candy store, Kitana throws Chun-Li into the water*
Ref: MK Females win.
MK SIDE: YES!!!!
MKAG: Amazing!
SFAG: Wow what looked to be a certain victory became a huge upset!
MKAG: Everyone knew that Kitana without fans equals nothing. However Kitana proved against the odds and won MK the point tying the series 4-4.
SFAG: Epic as that is, we’ll take a short break, don’t go anywhere, more Showdown coming at ya!

*INTERMISSION*
 
SFAG: And we’re back!
MKAG: The Ref has cleared the ring and it’s time for the Final Male Games. Now this is the final, Final. Meaning whoever come out on top wins.
Ref: Alright Gentlemen, first up is Johnny Cage vs. Fei Long.
*The two actors enter the ring*
Ref: Fight!
Fei Long: WATAHH! *Rushes in with a punch*
Johnny Cage: *Phone rings* Hold on!* Starts texting.
Fei Long: Are you serious?
Johnny Cage: Oh hell yes! Business deal of a lifetime! *Texts a response* Annnnd send. Ok now we can-
Fei Long: *Kicks phone out of Johnny Cage’s hand and into the water* Oops.
*Pause*
Johnny Cage: *Takes off sunglasses* That was a $200 uninsured phone as*hole.
Fei Long: Whatever! Come on!

Fei Long rushes in with his punch while Johnny Cage throws his sunglasses in the air. Before Fei Long can connect his punch to Johnny’s Face, Johnny activated his X-Ray move to punch him three times in the balls.

Everybody: Ohhhhhh!
Fei Long: *Holding balls* Damn… this hurts so much!
Johnny Cage: I guess for tonight you’ll be, *Catches sunglasses* sleeping with the fishes. *Shadow kick’s Fei Long into the water*
Ref: Point MK!
MKAG: What a way to start a game.
SFAG: Yup, nothing like three shots to the baby maker to wake everyone up.
Ref: Up next…
(Well guys since I’m lazy I’ll tell you what happen at the end of some matches)
Nightwolf < T. Hawk (T. Hawk is huge and used that as an advantage against Nightwolf)
Reptile < Vega (Vega simply out maneuvered Reptile)
Baraka > Balrog (Baraka shot a look of fear into Balrog’s eyes sending him over the edge)
Stryker > Deejay (Deejay couldn’t f*ck with the police brutality)

Ref: Up next is Shang Tsung vs… uh.
Shang Tsung: Problem?
Ref: Yeah the guy isn’t here.
Seth: Not to worry he’ll be here right about… now.
*The Earth starts to rumble uncontrollably when a figure shoots out of the water and lands on the rings. The figure is none other than the fearsome Akuma, in a black loincloth.*
Shang Tsung: Oh shit!
Nightwolf: Rock the loincloth brother!
Akuma: This is absurd. Having me compete in a competition such as this.
Seth: Don’t forget what you’re getting paid for this.
Akuma: Yes I know, sushi, tons and tons of delicious sushi.
Ref: Well then, fight!
*Shang Tsung immediately morphs into Ryu*
Akuma: Is this a joke!?
Shang Tsung: Damn right. I’ll only use two forms to whoop that ass.
Akuma: Hahaha oh really? Hope you don’t mind me using only one form then. *Takes off huge bead necklace and transforms to Oni*
Shang Tsung: … Oh shit.
*After a bit of a struggle, Shang Tsung finally transforms back into himself*
Akuma: Muhahaha! Hardly breaking a sweat.
Ermac: Dad!
Shang Tsung: *Wipes mouth* Calm down boy. I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Akuma: And I have a kick going up your ass! *Rushes forward*
Shang Tsung: *Smirks* Checkmate. *Morphs into Gouken*
Akuma: What!?

Shang Tsung (as Gouken) grabbed Akuma’s outstretched hand and flipped him over his head. Shang Tsung then followed up the grab with a…

Shang Tsung: Shin! *Punch* *Punch X2* Shoryuken! *Punch X3*
*Akuma flies into the water below*
Ref: Point Mk. Up next…

Kratos = Sagat (No comment)
Noob < Cody (When Noob did a teleport, he was welcomed to Cody’s second Ultra)
Smoke > Guy (Guy was moving around a lot but Smoke threw his smoke bomb and sent Guy into the water without any effort)
Goro > Zangief (Zangief may wrestle bears but he doesn’t wrestle four armed Shokans)
Kintaro < Hakan (Kintaro went for his teleport stomp and was countered by Hakan’s second ultra)
Evil Ryu (Ryu tapped into his evil Hadou and claimed a forfeit)
Gen (Claimed a forfeit, says he’s too old for this)
Quan Chi < M. Bison (Out of all irony, Quan Chi lost cause Bison brought a mirror and he trance Quan Chi)

Shao Khan: Damn. Losing by three.
Rain: I got ya covered. Hey Ermac!
Ermac: Yes.
Rain: Listen I need for you to do this for us.
Ermac: Sure no problem.
Ref: Up next Ermac vs. El Fuere
Rain: Actually we would like to challenge six people.
Ref: Oh and who would those be?
Ermac: We would like to challenge Little Caesar (El Fuerte), Doughman (Rufus), Deformed Hulk (Blanka), Bootleg Ryu (Dan), Asian Thong Wearing Clown (E. Honda) and finally Sagat’s b*tch (Adon).
Ref: Wow way to call out the whole team. I’m sure they never-
*Six figures jump on stage*
Six SF’s: The hell did you say!?
Ermac: Oh me? Well we said-
Six SF’s: DIE!! *They all rush them*
Rain: My good Ermac if you would kindly dispose of this flith.
Ermac: Certainly. *Gets a hold of all six of them* We think you guys just let the whole team, down. *Sends them all into the water*
Ref: Six points MK!
Seth: Holy shit what!? You can do that!?
Shao Khan: *High fives Ermac* No shit Sherlock you just saw it for yourself didn’t you?
Seth: *Mumbles* Smart ass.

On to the next set:

Freddy Kueger (Forfeit cause nobody wants to fight a double claw guy in a sweater)
Raiden > Gouken (Raiden teleported out of the way and dropkicked Gouken in the back into the water)
Kung Lao < Yang (Kung Lao went for his dive kick but was countered by Yang’s second Ultra)
Liu Kang > Yun (Liu Kang used his counter to counter Yun’s Ultra)
Abel (Forfeit)
Dudley (Forfeit)
Dhalsim (Forfeit)
Seth: Ref if I may can I challenge two people?
Ref: Don’t see why not. Who do you want to challenge?
Set: Kano and Kabal.
Kano: Finally.
*They hop onto the ring*
Ref: Fight!
*Kano immediately does his ball roll*
Kabal: No you dumbass!
Seth: *Smirks* Become a part of me! *Sucks Kano in his belly* Muhahaha!
Kabal: (Got to stop this shit!) *Does his nomad dash but gets hit with Kano’s body and they both fall into the water)
Ref: Two points SF. Break time!
MKAG: Wow what a day so far.
SFAG: Agreed partner. So far the score is 15-14 with MK up in points. There are two matches left, do not miss the tense battles between these two franchises!
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
 
MKAG: Welcome back, I hope you didn’t change the channel because we are getting back into the action right now.
*To the ring*
Ref: Next match, Sub-Zero vs. Ken Masters.
*The two enter the ring*
Ref: Fight!

Ken sent a Hadoken to Sub-Zero’s chest. Sub-Zero jumped over the fireball only to be greeted with a round house kick sending him back into the ground. Quickly recovering, Sub-Zero got up but was greeted by a barrage of attacks from Ken. Sub-Zero blocking near the edge of the ring was just about to fall until he froze Ken’s oncoming kick and kicked Ken in the chest sending him flying backwards. Ken recovered quickly and did a wake up Shoryuken but caught only air. Sub-Zero waited patiently until Ken was almost on the ground when he did his ice slide to knock Ken to the other side. Sub-Zero shot his ice ball at Ken almost freezing him if it wasn’t for Ken’s flaming Shoryuken. Sub-Zero rushed down Ken only to be greeted with Ken’s first Ultra. Sub-Zero land inches from the edge of the ring. Sub-Zero was just about to get up when he dealt a fierce Shoryuken to Sub-Zero’s jaw sending him into the water.

Ref: Point SF.
Shao Khan: Shit! We’re tied up.
Ref: Final match up, Scorpion vs. Ryu.
MKAG: Holy crap it’s the final match.
SFAG: That’s right and this match will decide everything.
Ref: Fight!


*Both figures did nothing at first. They we’re staring at each other intensely to see who would do the first move. The tense was unbearable that everyone was holding his or her breath. Suddenly…

Kung Lao: 0-0 F*CKING MOVE!!

Both fighters charged at each other and engaged in fierce combat. Evenly match for about five minutes a breakthrough occur for Ryu. Ryu quickly Shoryuken Scorpion in the chin and proceed to do his First Ultra. After the Ultra landed Scorpion was freefalling to the water.

Shao Khan: NO!
M. Bison: YES!

With the a burst of speed, Scorpion shouted, “Get over here!” and used his spear to pull himself back onto the ring. Everybody on the MK side cheered as Scorpion got back into his fight stance.

Ryu: Hm. Impressive.
Scorpion: Haven’t even gotten started yet.

The two went at it again, this time for four minutes because there was another breakthrough. Ryu threw out a Hadoken to hit Scorpion in the chest, however…

Scorpion: Get over here! *Using his flame spear, Scorpion grab the fireball out of the air and was swinging it over his head. He then swings it at Ryu*
Ryu: What!? No matter. *Jumps in the air* Tatsumaki-Senpū kyaku!
*It turns out the attack was a fake to make Ryu jump into the air. Scorpion applied more fire to the fireball at the tip of his spear to make it huge. Then with one might swing Scorpion throws the fireball at the oncoming Ryu. The fireball’s impact was so great that it bounced Ryu onto the ring and into the water.

Ref: MK Wins!

Everybody from the MK celebrated by picking Scorpion off his feet and tossing him into the air.

*The two bosses meet*
Shao Khan: Too pissed to speak?
M. Bison: Yeah Seth says, “I get all emotional sometimes.” Which translates into, “FUUUUUUUCCCCCK!” Anyway congrats. *Holds out hand*
Shao Khan: *Shaking hand* This day is a very important day for MK; however for you it’s Tuesday.
M. Bison: Hahaha! Oh man I laugh at that joke every single time. Whew, well until we meet again, see ya later.
Shao Khan: Same to you.
*M. Bison leaves*
**In the celebrating circle**
Kabal: Kick ass job bro!
Kung Lao: Awesome job Scorpio!
Mileena: *Kiss on the cheek* That was amazing!
Scorpion: Aw guys thanks.
Sub-Zero: Hey, I don’t mean to cut in on the celebration guys but I got an important announcement.
*Everyone falls silent to hear Sub-zero*
Sub-Zero: How do I put this… Me and Frost are-
Frost: Pregnant!
*Everybody is silent for like 10 seconds*
MK: YEAH!!
Freddy Kueger: Three cheers for the new parents!
*They do so*

**Back at the hotel everyone is either in the hall or in the huge hotel room celebrating**
Noob: *Has Sub-Zero in a headlock* You little jerk why didn’t you tell me I’m about to be an uncle!?
Sub-Zero: Hahaha Cause it was suppose to be a surprise! *Punches Noob in the rip to get out of headlock*
Scorpion: I knew the whole time.
Mileena: Well you should’ve spilled the beans to me babe.
Scorpion: Sorry Sub-Zero would’ve murdered me in my sleep.
Smoke: I call Godfather!
Scorpion: Like hell!
Smoke: But I wanna train me a little Sub-Zero .
Scorpion: To bad I already had dips!
*Ermac puts hand on Frost’s belly*
Frost: Whatcha doing Ermac?
Ermac: We wanna feel it kick cause we heard babies can kick when they’re in a stomach.
Frost: *Giggles* Silly Ermac, you have to wait until the baby gets bigger to feel it kick.
Ermac: Ok well we’ll be waiting then :D.
*Walks out room and into the hallway to see Skarlet with water in her hand*
Skarlet: Hey Ermac.
Ermac: Hello Skarlet!
Skarlet: Whatcha doing Ermac?
Ermac: We’re just standing around.
Skarlet: By yourself? Mind if I join you guys?
Ermac: Of course, we insist.
*They shared a laugh*
Skarlet: Say Ermac, have you ever had a girlfriend before?
Ermac: Girlfriend? We don’t think anybody would want us with black bandages around our faces.
Skarlet: You never know.
Ermac: Why do you ask?
Skarlet: Well what if, and I mean it, what if I was your girlfriend?
Ermac: Our girlfriend? Well I-
Rain: Oh shit!
*Ermac and Skarlet see Rain getting chased by six figures from SF down the hallway*
Rain: Ermac move your ass! They want blood. *Grabs Ermac by the collar and drags him with him*
Ermac: *Waves at Skarlet* Bye Skarlet. *They turn the corner with the six figures in pursuit*
Skarlet: *Sighs* Silly Ermac.
*Let’s cut to a more serious atmosphere*
**Kung Lao and Jade at the front of the hotel entrance**
Jade: You ready?
Kung Lao: Hell no. I was thinking about the whole time. That’s why I lost to that damn teenager.
Jade: Oh boo hoo. *Sighs* Here I go. *Goes by a nearby bush with the pregnancy test*
Kung Lao: Oh man stealthy like a sloth.
Jade: Shut up and look away. *While Kung Lao looks away Jade pulls up her panties and pants and walks over to Kung Lao*
Kung Lao: How long does it take?
Jade: About a minute.
*After 58 seconds*
BEEEP!
*They look at each other with a oh shit look: something like this 0-0. They both read it*
PREGNANCY TEST- NEGATIVE
Kung Lao and Jade: YES! *They throw their arms up in the air and hug each other*
Jade: Wait a minute! *Hits Kung Lao in the nuts*
Kung Lao: Ah my Shaolin Monks! *Holds balls* The hell did you do that for Jenny Cage!?
Jade: After the hell you put me through I should be beating your ass! Whatever, just don’t talk to me for a while. *Starts to walk away*
Kung Lao: No shit! Like I wanna talk to some stuck up b*tch. 0-0
*Jade stops walking and grips the pole very hard*
Kung Lao: I-I didn’t mean that. Honestly I didn’t, it just came out. *Reaches for Jade’s shoulder*
Jade: DON’T YOU F*CKING TOUCH ME!
Kung Lao: *Backs off* Sorry I just wanted to apologize.
Jade: I don’t want your damn apology. *Walks away and wipes a tear from her eye*
Kung Lao: *Sighs* I think I jumped out the frying pan and into the Netherrealm.
*In the bus parking lot*
Shao Khan: Everybody got everything?
*They all respond yes*
Shao Khan: Onto the buses and back home!
*While they’re boarding the buses Ryu walks over to Scorpion*
Ryu: Hey.
Scorpion: Hey.
Ryu: Great match today.
Scorpion: Not bad yourself world warrior.
Ryu: Hahaha. I didn’t think you could do that with the flaming spear and all.
Scorpion: Me neither. It was impulse really.
Ryu: *Smirks* Either way you won. How about I get a rematch when I reach the U.S again? *Holds out fist*
Scorpion: *Smirks* You got yourself a new rival. *Bumps fist*
THE END

Long read wasn’t it. Well I hope you enjoyed this MK Logic story. They’ll be more to come here on TRMK :D.
 
Kung Lao: *Sighs* I think I jumped out the frying pan and into the Netherrealm.

LOL!!! wow i would have never thought of that
 
The Opening line says it all, "The time has come partner" Kano gets attention against Seth then gets sucked in haha, cool work

.. thanks!, awesome story telling
 
20 miliion years into the future

Lol I'm joking of course. Since the showdown is done I'll write about their everyday lives, with twists and turns and humor of course ;)
 
That was awesome!! The fight matches were well detailed. Also loved the part where Rain and Ermac are being chased by the SF fighters. The story was funny as always! :)
 
As much as it kills me to say this... I really didn't like this chapter all that much. It felt rushed yet drawn out at the same time, and much of the humour felt forced. Don't get me wrong, there were still funny parts (like Ermac's challenging of the 6 SF guys) but the moments seemed few and far between. I just... I want to say it's awesome but I really can't. Sorry.
 
Ah man, well nothing you can do about constructive criticism. I had been working on this for like three days trying to get my humor the way I like it.Trying not to make it feel to forced or anything. Also did you not like some of the comedy or some of the other attributes I put in there like the fighting sequence, or Jade's pregnancy scare thingy. I mean it is comedy but it's also serious shit, sometimes. Oh well, can't impress everybody right \-(^-^)-/
 
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