NRS brainstorming session deciding the kp2 characters:
group of people: Ed Boon, high-end WB executive, Tyler Lansdown, John Vogel, male NRS employee #1, male NRS employee #2, female NRS employee #3 plus a few others
- Boon: so guys, you know the drill, it's that time of the year when we need to decide who's gonna be DLC
- *cheers of joy from all excited NRS members*
- WB executive: guys, before you start gonna tell you something real quick, one of your characters must be a horror guest, no questions asked, that's just how you'll have to roll. the company wants more cash and those guests sell so well
- Boon: well Gunnar Hansen passed away very recently, maybe we can do Leatherface as a tribute?
- WB executive: sounds cool dawg, I'll let the bosses know. carry on, I'm also interested who else gets in, my son plays mk and I often play with him
- Boon: alright, we have Predator so let's throw Alien in there too, lots of people love him and he is a great gue$$$$$$$$t addition
- male NRS employee #1: uhh Ed.. the company just wants one guest and the fans has been asking for others. how about Noob Saibot?
- Boon: so you think a mortal kombat character can sell more than Alien? are you for real? who even hired you? you're fired, get out
- male NRS employee #1: what?! why do you
- Boon: do I need to call security? get out
- *male NRS employee #1 leaves the meeting*
- Boon: where were we? oh yeah, so let's put Alien in
- female NRS employee #3: with two guests already, we should definitely add a female character. the crowd has been asking for Sindel, Sareena and Li Mei
- Boon: lol, we got enough chicks in there, I mean how many does it even take for a male character to get a nice sandwich? hahahahahahahaha
- female NRS employee #3: uhh your comment is sexist, what the heck
- Boon: you're right, I apologize. you know what will make it all better?
- female NRS employee #3: what?
- Boon: to fire you. you're done, get out
- *female NRS employee #3 leaves the meeting*
- Boon: alright, now, we got two down, two more to go
- male NRS employee #2: hey ed , fans have been asking for Fujin a lot, how about we add him?
- Boon: hmm he'd be cool but some people have also asked for Bo Rai Cho.. now, Fujin is not a drunkard and doesn't vomit and whatnot but he does have the power of the wind so.. let's make Bo Rai Cho DLC and Fujin is basically part of him if you take into account that he can.. MAKE SOME WIND *YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
- male NRS employee #2: hahahah oh you, always so funneh
- Boon: i know right?!
- male NRS employee #2: alright since females are not a choice in this meeting, how about we give the fans someone classic and iconic or just highly popular? like let's say Shang Tsung , Baraka or idk, maybe human Smoke?
- Boon: nah, that's too expected, I want to surprise the fans. how's this, we make a new character that can only exist in an MK game with the variations system called.. hmm.. three characters.. YES! THAT'S IT! TRIBORG!!!!!!!!!! and we just make him be cyrax, sektor and smoke all in one but instead, we'll use THAT name and pretend he is a brand new character and hey, if it sticks, maybe he can be in the next game too. all in favour?
- *hands up by everyone*
- Boon: alright, that does it, good job everyone. this session was so easy and quick, I love it. you know what can make it even better though?
- T. Lansdown: what's that Ed?
- Boon: imma login on twitter right now and throw some more hints for Fujin, Rain and Sareena rofl!!!!!!
- T. Lansdown: hahahahahahaha
- J. Vogel: hahahahahahah oh you little joker you
- male NRS employee #2: hahahah mind if I start this on my twitter too? like throw some "hints" only for the fans to be disappointed and whatnot?
- Boon: umm.. I don't wanna disappoint them, I take the fans requests very seriously, I just like to have some fun from time to time. can't believe you'd insult me like that. you know what? you're fired too, get out
- *male NRS employee #2 leaves the meeting*
- Boon: hey guys, just posted a WIND related tweet hahahahahahah
- WB executive: hahahahahahahaha my son will love alien, he is fifteen
- T. Lansdown: hahahahahaha it's funny because our next belt match will be alien vs predator instead of anyone from MK vs another
- J. Vogel: hahahahahahah
- the janitor: hahahahahahaha
- Boon: you're not supposed to be in this private meeting, get out