Is Jim dyslexic?
A) Sey
B) Yes
C) No
How does Jim spell his first name?
A) JMI
B) MIJ (because, of course, he's dyslexic)
C) IJM
Seven times seven equals:
A) 49
B) Forty-nine
C) C'mon, I really need this power-up!
Who are you?
A) Who, who, who, who?
B) I really want to know.
C) Now tell me--who are you?
When bowling, Psy-Crow needs 7 pins to win. He should:
A) Hit reset and get a spare if no one sees
B) Aim at the right side of the pins
C) Aim at the left side of the pins
Can I borrow ten dollars but only take five? That way I'll owe you five
dollars and you'll owe me five and we'll both be even.
A) O.K.
B) Huh?
C) I don't have any money on me right now
Winning a coupon for a discount on something you have to buy is
A) Part of the 'Contract With America'
B) The way I met my last wife
C) Not winning anything
If I said you had a nice personality, would you
A) Be flattered
B) Agree
C) Hold it against me
Does misery love company?
A) None of your beeswax
B) No, 3 is company
C) No, misery is not mature enough to distinguish between a simple-pre
adolescent crush and true love
Does Jim have piranha in his aquarium?
A) A
B) B
C) Both A and B