Dream actors as MK characters? (This will be fun!)

MavadoIsTheCoolest X said:
I am The Chosen One said:
Keanu Reeves as Kenshi.

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I'm sorry but he would be perfect for the role. Keanu already knos martial arts from the Matrix trilogy.
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LMAO that's perfect!
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I'm glad you agree. I'll never forget seeing Matrix Revolutions and seeing blind Neo. I was like "That would be the perfect Kenshi! I'm gonna be really p****d is they don't get him to play Kenshi." :lol:
 
I am The Chosen One said:
MavadoIsTheCoolest X said:
I am The Chosen One said:
Keanu Reeves as Kenshi.

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I'm sorry but he would be perfect for the role. Keanu already knos martial arts from the Matrix trilogy.
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LMAO that's perfect!
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I'm glad you agree. I'll never forget seeing Matrix Revolutions and seeing blind Neo. I was like "That would be the perfect Kenshi! I'm gonna be really p****d is they don't get him to play Kenshi." :lol:
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Haha, I was thinking the same thing when I saw Revolutions for the first time too. "Holy shit! It's Kenshi! :O"

And, slightly off-topic, but why was Kenshi's crotch red? :?
 
Disappointed said:
And, slightly off-topic, but why was Kenshi's crotch red? :?
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Probably because he's blind and guys like Sub-Zero just had to take that chance to mess with him.

Kenshi: Hey man, did you get that crotch-protector piece for my costume?

Subby: Yeah, it's right here. *muffled giggling*

Kenshi: Thanks, buddy. You're sure it's the same color as the rest of my costume, right? It's not going to accent my shrill package or anything?

Subby: Yeah dude, it blends in perfectly. *chuckling*

Kenshi: Cool... uh, are you laughing at me?

Subby: *clears throat* Um... no, that was a squirrel.
 
Man, I retract my Reeves statement now. Sure, he'd be a good Kenshi, but I really don't want to see him running around with a giant red Crotch. That, for some strange and unknown reason, doesn't appeal to me :(
 
Rekio would have to be played by Brandon Lee but sadly........well guess the rest because admit it people, he suited that gothic makeup as the Crow didnt he.

Kobra (i hope to go he isnt in the next movie) has to be played by that stiffler guy from American Pie
 
MavadoIsTheCoolest X said:
You know, a blind man like kenshi, with his heightened senses would KNOW Subby was laughing at him :lol:
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No, 'cause see, Sub-Zero told him it was a squirrel, and Kenshi trusts him. Plus, have you ever heard a squirrel? They make these sort of "laughing" sounds... I... GOD DAMN IT! Thanks for the buzzkill! *sigh*
 
DeathcoreRyknow said:
MavadoIsTheCoolest X said:
You know, a blind man like kenshi, with his heightened senses would KNOW Subby was laughing at him :lol:
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No, 'cause see, Sub-Zero told him it was a squirrel, and Kenshi trusts him. Plus, have you ever heard a squirrel? They make these sort of "laughing" sounds... I... GOD DAMN IT! Thanks for the buzzkill! *sigh*
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Yeah, really. You suck, mavado :P
 
I will honestly get "disappointed"(pardon the pun my friend :P ) if Keanu is not Kenshi. Argh!

I saw someone mention something about the Rock. You know he gets a lot of garbage from people about being a bad actor, but he is pretty good. I'm not sure who he would play though. But his inclusion would be pretty cool.
 
Disappointed said:
DeathcoreRyknow said:
MavadoIsTheCoolest X said:
You know, a blind man like kenshi, with his heightened senses would KNOW Subby was laughing at him :lol:
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No, 'cause see, Sub-Zero told him it was a squirrel, and Kenshi trusts him. Plus, have you ever heard a squirrel? They make these sort of "laughing" sounds... I... GOD DAMN IT! Thanks for the buzzkill! *sigh*
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Yeah, really. You suck, mavado :P
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Thank you! That's what I do! tear down bad jokes and ruin the fun for lots of guys who go alon with them! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
MavadoIsTheCoolest X said:
Disappointed said:
DeathcoreRyknow said:
MavadoIsTheCoolest X said:
You know, a blind man like kenshi, with his heightened senses would KNOW Subby was laughing at him :lol:
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No, 'cause see, Sub-Zero told him it was a squirrel, and Kenshi trusts him. Plus, have you ever heard a squirrel? They make these sort of "laughing" sounds... I... GOD DAMN IT! Thanks for the buzzkill! *sigh*
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Yeah, really. You suck, mavado :P
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Thank you! That's what I do! tear down bad jokes and ruin the fun for lots of guys who go alon with them! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Speaking of bad, bad jokes, I think we should have Sean Connery as Shang Tsung in the movies :D
 
Um, who the hell IS it? LMAO

Hey, I wanted to ask you, The whole "Karma" stuffesd obviously started while i was gone, howdo you build karma and what is it used for?
 
For one, that guy is just some stud I know.

As for karma, there's a sticky for it somewhere around here, I think in general chat. But, here's the rundown:

You get positive karma for good posts, and for contributing (in a positive manner) to TRMK. It doesn't really do anything but let you build up your rank. I happen to like it :P

You get negative karma for flaming, spreading rumors, killing infidels, and for making useless posts. All in all, its a pretty cool system.
 
I made a lot of fakes, kissed a lot of ass...the usual :P

It doesn't take too long to get karma, and as long as you don't spam every thread you're in, you'll get positive no prob.

Back to topic, though, I still say Vin Diesel would make an absolutely perfect Onaga.
 
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