Dream actors as MK characters? (This will be fun!)

[TEAR OF THE DRAGON]

id hav pairris hilton in a mk film as long as we got her to be sexually tortured by baraka XD

wtf?ewwww...dude try to get a life

anyways i would like to say the shaquil oneal would make a great jax

 

[shaolin bloodrayne]

dude chill i was just flippin jokin dont talk to me like dat

 

[Frost]

If Baraka sexualy torture Paris, that will be a new fatality. Just imagine how Paris blows Baraka or if Mileena blows him, ha ha ha, poor Baraka
Sorry for my black humor

 

[Kosta]

If Baraka sexualy torture Paris, that will be a new fatality. Just imagine how Paris blows Baraka or if Mileena blows him, ha ha ha, poor Baraka
Sorry for my black humor

...*eye twitches*...

 

[TeddyBluegrass]

Bro, no tarkatan fellation can hold a feather to the damage of Sindels. shed annihilate your crotch...scream the skin right off.

 

[Kosta]

Bro, no tarkatan fellation can hold a feather to the damage of Sindels. shed annihilate your crotch...scream the skin right off.

...*eye twitches again*...

 

[Frost]

I don't know from how long the MK charecters don't have sex ?

 

[Kosta]

I don't know from how long the MK charecters don't have sex ?

*eye falls out*

 

[Angel]

I don't know from how long the MK charecters don't have sex ?

*eye falls out*

Kosta do you have any eyes left? XD

 

[Special Forces]

Is it possible to stay on topic? Yeah, it is. Thanks.

 

[raiden45]

Meryl Streep as Sindel

 

[Princess Dis]

I want Mel Gibson to be Liu Kang.

 

[Kosta]

Ok, I've twitched enough. Time to throw in my two cents.

I think that We should have Jackie Chan as Lui Kang and Jet Lee as Kung Lao. Jackie Chan is more charasmatic and wouldn't mind doing turkey-voices as Lui. But Jet Lee is more serious and I always thought Kung Lao as very serious. I know it'll never happen but...

Also, I think we should have Danny Glover as Jax, Tom Cruise as Johnny Cage, and Angelina Jolee as Kitana. Oh yeah, they should have Leonardo Di Caprio as... the first person to die :twisted:

 

[Princess Dis]

You mean, ole Leo as the first person Scorpion sees when he returns to Earth?

"YOU!!!!" "*sickly voice* me?" "GET OVER HERE!"

 

[TEAR OF THE DRAGON]

You mean, ole Leo as the first person Scorpion sees when he returns to Earth?

"YOU!!!!" "*sickly voice* me?" "GET OVER HERE!"

saku koivu as subby when he takes the mask off

 

[TeddyBluegrass]

Hey hey hey, lets not be so hard on Leo... personally id rather see Scorpion kill Ashton.

 

[[Blaze]]

lol no kiddin but other that . i think ice cube could make an awsome jax

 

[Frost]

Sonya Blade - Bridgette Wilson
Jax Briggs - Will Smith
Li Mei - Chyna
Frost - Kristanna Loken
Scorpion - Some sexy actor... like Kolin Farrell
Johnny Cage - some sexy ass like Tom Cruse

I think they're perfect

 

[Rain Demon]

I think Bruce Willis could make a kick ass Kobra, even tho they don't look a whole lot alike, I just Bruce in Pulp Fiction and think he would make a nice boxer type. Also Micheal Jackson should be Onaga

Micheal Jackson? hahaha if i were Mod thats completly a funny post

 

[Crazy the Clown]

Let's see....

Liu Kang and Princess Kitana-Gotta be Robin Shou and Talisia Soto.
Raiden-Hands down, Christopher Lambert.
Sonya Blade-Can't go wrong with Bridgette Wilson.
Bo' Rai Cho-Kevin Farley. (He'd need a wig, though.)
Mavado-Hugh Jackman.
Hsu Hao-Vin Diesel. (He's already bald. Just paint him yellow.)
Kenshi-Jet Li.
Tanya-Halle Berry.
Sub-Zero-Hayden Christensen.
Frost-Rachel Leigh Cook. (The trick will be getting her to dye her hair blue.)
Quan Chi-Marilyn Manson. (But will he shave his head for it?)
Li Mei-Tera Patrick, the porn actress. (Any better ideas?)
Kabal-Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails.
Kira-Milla Jovovich.

That's all I got at this point.