Do you think any of the MK girls ever got laid?

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This came up in an AIM conversation with my friend whose name has been editted to protect his privacy. I've put it in "Spoiler Text" because it might not be a subject some of you want to talk about. So don't say I'm not considerate of people's feeling 'kay?

friend666: "Did all the MK characters ever get laid?"
CorMacDa7th: haha
CorMacDa7th: now u know Liu got laid by Kitana
CorMacDa7th: and Cage and Sonya got it on
friend666: scorpion too
CorMacDa7th: Sonya and Jax too
CorMacDa7th: Scorpion had kids
friend666: Smoke And Noob did
friend666: lol
CorMacDa7th: now idk about them
CorMacDa7th: Smoke is kind of...a robot
CorMacDa7th: idk if that counts
friend666: lol
CorMacDa7th: Milleena whacks herself off thinking about if she were kitana getting laid by Liu Kang
friend666: lol
CorMacDa7th: and Jade whacks off thinking about Kitana
friend666: hehe
CorMacDa7th: Sindel got it on with Shao Kahn
CorMacDa7th: u know Goro and Sheeva or Kintaro and Sheeva had a fling
friend666: lol
CorMacDa7th: Nitara obviously took cyrax for a spin before sending him home
friend666: lol
CorMacDa7th: Ashrah had a thing for Shujinko and Li Mei got it on with Onaga
CorMacDa7th: Bo Rai Cho and Li Mei had it goin' on too
CorMacDa7th: she's a slut
friend666: oh god li mei and Onaga disturbing...
CorMacDa7th: Noob and Sareena had a little thing
friend666: how u know all this or are u simply making things up for fun
CorMacDa7th: and so did Sub and Frost
friend666: how u kno that?
friend666: Noob and Sareena?
CorMacDa7th: o come on, you know they did
CorMacDa7th: Noob was old Subby, and Subby had a thing for Sareena
friend666: oh
friend666: that makes sence now
CorMacDa7th: and that's all the girls
CorMacDa7th: Tsung and Quan Chi mighta been gay for each other but we won't get into that...
CorMacDa7th: o yea Kira
CorMacDa7th: no one is stupid enough to even try
CorMacDa7th: Kabal mighta been like "get on ur knees bitch!"
CorMacDa7th: but that's not likely
CorMacDa7th: I'm posting this convo on teh forums
CorMacDa7th: this is amusing
friend666: lol

I thought it was hilarious and thought you might enjoy it too.
 
I love this thread!

Kitana never got laid, she's still holding her breath for Liu Kang to make his move. Too late now I guess, he'd be a bit of a dead fuck! :lol:

Mileena hooked up with Baraka. Why you ask? Because he's the only one ugly enough that she fancies. That and the fact that they're both power hungry war mongers in Outworld

Sonya. Line up boys, me first! Jax must have rocks in his head, because he sure as hell has none in his pants. No mortal male with any lead left in their weapon could resist Sonya.

Sindel. Never get mad at her, you know what will happen if she starts screaming at ya?! Other than what a good Dog muzzle can fix, she has a hot body. And yes I'd do it in a snap.

Jade. Nice body, bad attitude. Maybe her n Kitana would make a double date with me

Sheeva. No way in hell. I know Love Cowboy would say otherwise, heh. Imagine being bitch slapped by Sheeva? I'd say Goro has induldged her in a few pokes here n there.

Kira. YES YES YES nuff said. She's probably the whore of her realm. And I'm being conservative, lol.

Who else is there?
 
Actually some of these are easy to figure out.

Sonya-Can you say Jax? (Yes there are some things that have led me to believe this not Johnny though. He gets killed everytime he dies during inter-course XD LMAO)

Sindel-She has a daughter so all signs point to yes.

Kitana-Could have had something with an Edenian, maybe even Rain. Liu Kang she wants to be king. XP bad taste lady

Mileena-Don't think so, if she was made out of a clay body well... I think you get the point if not, she is close with Baraka but not that close. (I don't think Baraka would turn on someone he had closeness with)

Jade- I'm pretty sure.

Tanya- Yes, dead lord let me count the ways I even have a pic of it 0_0.

Kira: Could be but I don't think so.

Khameleon- Can you say Chameleon or Reptile?

Nitara- Uh, yeah she has a king I bet. (Remember Raidens ending from MK:Da?)

Frost- Sub-Zero got lucky. XD if they are related.

Sareena-Damn Sub-Zero is lucky.

Sheeva-All signs point to yes think about her one fatality she knows exactly where to grab >_> Disgusting IMO.

I should start a topic on the guys, (I know a few)
 
:roll: they are video game characters....thats like asking your blowup doll to marry you.

personally i think they are all saving theirselves for marriage....like a real woman should. :twisted:
 
Ok, so a blow-up doll Sindel is just going to lay an egg with Kitana? Some people :roll: seriously get over it even if it is a game there are points pointing to yes. Plus they wouldn't make the characters attractive for NO reason.
 
The 7th Number said:
:roll: they are video game characters....thats like asking your blowup doll to marry you.
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I have a blow up doll, and when I popped the big question to her, she was speechless :P
 
Plus, Sindel was married. Twice. What a bitch :-P

Btw, awesome topic, very funny convo on AIM, and uber funny post there by the Chief ;)
 
yeah they make them sexy so little horny teenaged boys can drool over them because they cant get any ass in the real world. :lol:

hey i must admit...when i was a teen chun li was the shit! :lol:
 
The 7th number how untrue.


Many people are married and drool over video game "vixens"

It is like looking at a naked lady on art if it is hot I'm not going to lie and say it sucks, really that is just a lie.

If we would be more honest maybe we could learn more from ourselves. Plus seriously you shouldn't make people who are into THAT stuff. (My friends are sometimes like that I can't blame them although I'm not)


Anyway so far we have Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Shao Khan, and a few others we know are not virgin friendly. LMAO XD.
 
The 7th Number said:
yeah they make them sexy so little horny teenaged boys can drool over them because they cant get any ass in the real world. :lol:

hey i must admit...when i was a teen chun li was the shit! :lol:
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lol your telling me j/k
 
Shao Khan said:
The 7th Number said:
yeah they make them sexy so little horny teenaged boys can drool over them because they cant get any ass in the real world. :lol:

hey i must admit...when i was a teen chun li was the shit! :lol:
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lol your telling me j/k
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Why J/k dude? Chun Li is "still" the shit!
 
Personally, I don't think anyone, female or not, has had a moment's peace or been alive long enough to have got any action (unless there's some kombatants that are into necrophilia). <_<;

[Offtopic]7th Number, I so agree with you on the whole saving one's self for marriage thing, but that's another discusson for another thread. :)[/Offtopic]
 
Well I used the same reasoning as the 1...2...3...FIGHT! thread. This thread discusses characters from both classic and recent mortal kombats. The only section that covers all of the Mortal Kombat characters is the MK:A section. So I pose you this question: Where else might I put a thread of this manner?

I totally forgot about Tanya! Yea, she got jiggy with the whole gammit of characters from MK4 and MK:D. Shinnok, Quan Chi, Liu Kang, Onaga, and let's not forget that whole pack of Tarkatans that jumped her in Jade's ending in MK:D!
 
Kitana, Jade, Sonya definitely got laid and if I was in MK i would bang them. LOL
Oh and also Sindel cuz she gave birth to Kitana
Mileena would get so close but when she takes off her vail the guy would run in fear at her teeth.
 
ChiefThunder said:
Kitana never got laid, she's still holding her breath for Liu Kang to make his move. Too late now I guess, he'd be a bit of a dead !@#$! :lol:
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I don't know dude, she is 10,000 years old. Frankly it'd be a travesty for someone to not have nailed her by now.
 
DeathcoreRyknow said:
ChiefThunder said:
Kitana never got laid, she's still holding her breath for Liu Kang to make his move. Too late now I guess, he'd be a bit of a dead !@#$! :lol:
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I don't know dude, she is 10,000 years old. Frankly it'd be a travesty for someone to not have nailed her by now.
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Agreed.

10,000 years old and still shaikn that ass, baby, yeah!
 
ChiefThunder said:
I have a blow up doll, and when I popped the big question to her, she was speechless
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LAWLS! :P

First off. Cage and Jax are going to be fighting over Sonya and they'll miss the fact that Cyrax probably hit that already.

Sindel- M.I.L.F. (in the best way) shes probably saving her self for the right suiter Kitana's Daddy bit the dust. (you'd think 10,000 years would be a long enough wait. Let it go girlfriend)

Kitana- Saving herself for Lui. Sombody should probably tell her that monks often choose lifes of abstinence :lol:

Jade- Too fine, so stand in line

Sheeva- No way she was with Goro. He has 7 wifes already, so how is that little affair going to work out?

Millena- Somebodies got to do it so....I nomminate Cage for the job

Kira- Probably picks up dates at Emo concerts. Or guys who mistake her for Bloodrayne

Frost- Sareena 'nuff said (Subby: :shock: )

Sareena- Frost 'nuff said (Subby: :shock:)
 
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