Well surely it's at least implied that Kitana and Liu Kang are boning right? Um, even though Kitana's over 10,000 years old, ha. Sonya and Jax, strictly professional... maybe. Sonya and Johnny though – well, she may be a badass special agent (lieutenant?), but I bet she couldn’t resist his arrogant swagger. Mileena and Baraka – argh, unpleasant. Teeth... arm blades... That is all.
As for Shao Kahn and Sindel. Well Kahn, resurrecting someone and corrupting their mind with black magic doesn’t make rape any less of a crime, buddy. Or necrophilia, for that matter.
Scorpion and Sub-Zero, Ricochet - really?? Haha, yeah I can see it now... “GET OVER HERE!!”
Shao Kahn: “FINISH HIM, Scorpion!”
*Scorpion removes mask, his eyeless stare captivating the overwhelmed Sub-Zero as he finally embraces his impending doom. Sub Zero removes his mask and utters “I’m ready...” under his breath as blood drips from his chin.*
Scorpion: “So am I.” *removes skull belt* “Let’s do this.”
*cue 70’s porno music*
Ps. I voted for Sheeva and Goro because... well, c'mon. That'd just be fascinating.