7 minutes of Johnny Cage Intros

p.W

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Comedy gold. Some of my favs:

Johnny: Is this for real?
Johnny: How many of us are there?!
Johnny: There can be only one!

Bonus points because Christopher Lambert from Highlander was Raiden in MK1. :laugh:

Johnny: Scumbag.
Kano: Tosser.
Johnny: You're getting a punch down under!

Johnny: Hello, nurse!
Kitana: You're going to need a nurse.
Johnny: Hot, but can't trash talk.

Johnny: Kitana.
Kitana: I have bested you before, Cage.
Johnny: I was being nice... those... ten times.

Ferra: Torr, I'm upset!
Johnny: HE'S GOT A MONKEY ON HIS BACK!
Ferra: Monkey's claws cut deep.

Best line in the game so far. The VA hit it out of the park. :laugh:

This is like... half of his total intro dialogue? Doesn't include Takeda, Kenshi, Sonya, Mileena, Goro, Shinnok, Jacqui, Jax, Kung Jin, Liu Kang, any unlockable characters or DLC. That is a veritable shit ton of dialogue, woow.
 

RADEC

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K: johnny caaaaaage
JC: Have i got a surprise for you
K: youll be silent from here on?

LOL KL is funny
 

Tanyas Husband

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Cassie: Cage match!
JC: You didn't just say that..
Cassie: I am your daughter..

I laughed too hard. The dialogue between Cassie and Johnny is the best in the entire game so far.
I want to see the Johnny/Sonya dialogue, or the Sonya/Cassie dialogue. I can't wait.
 

p.W

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I want to see the Johnny/Sonya dialogue, or the Sonya/Cassie dialogue. I can't wait.

Johnny: Hey, Sonya --
Sonya: NO.
Johnny: Oh, come on. Break up sex is the best.
FIGHT!

Sonya: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU.
Johnny: What? You said "sign the divorce papers."
Sonya: NOT "TO MY BIGGEST FAN."
FIGHT!
 

Tanyas Husband

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Johnny: Hey, Sonya --
Sonya: NO.
Johnny: Oh, come on. Break up sex is the best.
FIGHT!

Sonya: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU.
Johnny: What? You said "sign the divorce papers."
Sonya: NOT "TO MY BIGGEST FAN."
FIGHT!

Oh my god, these seem so valid.
I'm sure you'll be spot on with that first one.
 

Kobra

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JC: How did you get "un-cyberized?"

SZ: One benefit of Quan Chi's process.

Acceptable explanation even though it's vague. I couldn't stand CSZ. Plus "There can be only one" cracked me up, lol.
 

Sleegmar

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Before watching this I can guarantee this will be great.

Edit: It was everything I hoped for and more.
 
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