Things you did in Middle school/Junior High...

I did this on my phone this morning. I wanted to add more.



One day I did that shit to Shaun in class. He started breathing hard and spazzing pretty rough. He almost had a seizure. The earth science teacher, Mr. Hassinger took me outside and damn near crucified me. Me and my homeboy (the only Jew in the school who also happened to be a satanist) used to harass Shaun and his friends at lunch because they pretended to be Naruto characters. Thats how I coined the phrase "Narutard".

List of my accomplishments as a bully:

Smashed a ruler over a kid's back in art class

Stole a huge amount of books from teachers

Cheated countless times by stealing work

Talked shit to people and when they wanted to fight, I never showed up

Got other people to fight for me

Bullied the holy hell out of a bunch of 'slow' kids. Jesus man I made a kid cry because I was making fun of how he talked.

Smashed a kid's face in his desk and gave him a nosebleed

Stole money from people

Stole lunches

Hurt so many people

Was just a plain dick to everyone




And somehow I was one of the most popular people at the school. Shows how funked up kids are. I regret all of that shit, most of that shit. I'm a changed man. Threatened to completely annihilate a freshman asshole my senior year because he was funking with the same autistic kid I used to screw with my sophomore year.

You're still a *****.

A smart one though.

Not gonna lie, lol if I was in the same school as you and witnessed all of this I would have grabbed my best friend Keanu and beat the shit out of you :laugh:
 
No you wouldn't have. Back then I rolled with the bangers.
Like I said home slice, I got others to fight for me.
 
I used to yell at everyone because I thought it was funny.

Good way to avoid being messed with. Also fought a kid because he told me to stop yelling. I didn't want to be in school, and I don't like being told what to do.
 
No you wouldn't have. Back then I rolled with the bangers.
Like I said home slice, I got others to fight for me.

I'll be honest. I'm no superhero so if you were ****ing with kids I didn't know I wouldn't do spit.

But if you ****ed with my friends I'd bust your ass. Or lol if I just wanted to be chill about it, I'd get my father to bust your ass if you were in this school system. I got links out the ass. This security guard shoved me once. I told my father and he got him fired.

I'm a boss around these parts.
 
I used to yell at everyone because I thought it was funny.

Good way to avoid being messed with. Also fought a kid because he told me to stop yelling. I didn't want to be in school, and I don't like being told what to do.

We're like the same guy. I cannot stand being told to do something for no reason. Teacher tells me to do something pointless, I ask why and they say "Because I said so" that answer will force me to stop all thinking and just go out of my way to make sure I piss you off.
 
We're like the same guy. I cannot stand being told to do something for no reason. Teacher tells me to do something pointless, I ask why and they say "Because I said so" that answer will force me to stop all thinking and just go out of my way to make sure I piss you off.

I guess I ran out of thanks to give. I owe you one.

I hate that "Because I said so" bullshit. You give me a good reason and I'll follow your orders. If not, I have the urge to keep ignoring them.
 
I'll be honest. I'm no superhero so if you were ****ing with kids I didn't know I wouldn't do spit.

But if you ****ed with my friends I'd bust your ass. Or lol if I just wanted to be chill about it, I'd get my father to bust your ass if you were in this school system. I got links out the ass. This security guard shoved me once. I told my father and he got him fired.

I'm a boss around these parts.


Nobody ever stood up to me back then. Such fools, I was a bish in a thug's body back then. Wasn't until I got jumped in sophomore year that I completely changed my mindset about things. I got jumped before in middle school, but I managed to get away. Sophomore year though? Nah son, got my shit handled. Then I bulked up and now use my powers for good.
 
I used to steal a bunch of shit... I remember when everyone would be on one side of the room in my woods class me and one of my friends just stole every pencil, pen, ruler, sharpeners, basically anything besides notebooks or folders. We just broke all the pencils though, I just kept the pens. By the end of the year I had a massive pile of pens in my locker. I remember one kid had a whole set of colored pencils, like 32 colors, all of them ended up snapped in half in the garbage. :laugh:

We only got caught once because we stole the teacher's entire supply of rubber bands. She told us we either had to buy her new rubber bands or get detention, I just stole a pack of rubber bands from some store. I'm glad I grew out of the urge to steal everything I saw, almost got caught at hella stores.
 
Nobody ever stood up to me back then. Such fools, I was a bish in a thug's body back then. Wasn't until I got jumped in sophomore year that I completely changed my mindset about things. I got jumped before in middle school, but I managed to get away. Sophomore year though? Nah son, got my shit handled. Then I bulked up and now use my powers for good.

Lol this reminds me of the Marshall.

You made some "gains" and now you fight for good.

I got in 3 fights on Middle School and only lost the 3rd because the dude was twice my size.

I'm a big ass mofo now and I hold myself high so I've never had any trouble with anyone throughout highschool.
 
I've never been in a legit square up fight in school. No no, I hate that shit.
Must fight where people wont break it up. Because theres always the chance a teacher is nearby, the fight lasts 12 seconds and in those 12 seconds you got hit twice. Meaning you lost to everyone who saw it. Forget that noise.
 
I've never been in a legit square up fight in school. No no, I hate that shit.
Must fight where people wont break it up. Because theres always the chance a teacher is nearby, the fight lasts 12 seconds and in those 12 seconds you got hit twice. Meaning you lost to everyone who saw it. Forget that noise.

The second fight was retarted. It was this scrawny ass black kid who tried to bully me. I didn't want any consequences so I just grabbed him and tossed him around while I dodged and took a few hits. The fight was broken up and we were sent to the VP (who I was really cool with).

Even the VP was like "Why the heck did this kid think it was good to take you on? He's like half your size."

They reviewed the camera footage and realized he started the fight so I got no consequences. I wish I could have punched back though. I was all peaceful back then so I didn't want to hurt him.

But if that happened now? Shiiiiiiiiit.
 
We're like the same guy. I cannot stand being told to do something for no reason. Teacher tells me to do something pointless, I ask why and they say "Because I said so" that answer will force me to stop all thinking and just go out of my way to make sure I piss you off.

I loved sitting in the classroom when they'd tell me to leave. We'd be taking a test and I'd finish, but then I'd just scream shit out. Like, I'd look at other people's test and go "YO, THE ANSWER IS C, NOT A!".

I wish I saved some of my slips for being sent to the office, because one actually said "Was told to leave the class, wouldn't leave. When walking out of classroom he says 'Just trying to help a nikka out' and slams the door"

I can't make this shit up.
 
I loved sitting in the classroom when they'd tell me to leave. We'd be taking a test and I'd finish, but then I'd just scream shit out. Like, I'd look at other people's test and go "YO, THE ANSWER IS C, NOT A!".

I wish I saved some of my slips for being sent to the office, because one actually said "Was told to leave the class, wouldn't leave. When walking out of classroom he says 'Just trying to help a nikka out' and slams the door"

I can't make this shit up.

LOL this reminds me of a few days ago.

I'm Puerto Rican but I'm usually mistaken for a white guy because of my light skin. I hardly use "nigguh" in public as well, unlike 85% of my school.

Well a few days ago in English class (full of people that know me well) we got a notice that the college fair was tomorrow. It was 5th period which was the same period as my Statistics class so I was way happy that I was going to miss it.

I told like everyone around me "Yes! We're going to miss Statistics! Woo!"

Then my best friend Keanu from like halfway across the room is like "Dude! Joey! We're going to miss statistics!"

I said mad loud, "DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID, NIGGUH?!"

My English teacher looked at me like O_O and the whole class started laughing :laugh:
 
To me, words are just words. If someone says the n word, as long as it's not the "hard r" version, or the fa- word, I just laugh about it.

Being racist or homophobic isn't funny what so ever, but they're just words. Any word can be hateful in the right tone, but any word can also have humor to it in the right tone.

But yeah, people who get all big eyed when they hear it from someone who isn't black is too damn funny
 
Black people who get wide eyed over it are dumb too.
They act like no derogatory term should be applied to them.


Look at that goddam monkey acting a fool! = Wrong, you are a terrible person
Look at that white trash piece of shit! = Correct, all is right in the world
 
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