MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown Series!!!

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YungQ94

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A tale of epic proportions will take place at an epic place with epic events occurring epicly with epic stuff. Right let’s get to it!

*Shao Khan walks up to a podium*
Shao Khan: MEN!! We are about to enter a competition that is too important to mess up. It is the 8th annual Beach showdown with those b*tches at Street Fighter. For three years they’ve been constantly beating us like it was nothing. That was only because our morality was in the pits. HOWEVER!! WE, MORTAL KOMBAT SHALL TAKE VICTORY!!!!!!!
MK Kast: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Shao Khan: Right! Now aboard the buses!
*Steps off the podium*
Scorpion: Holy damn that was epic.
Sub-Zero: I know right.
Skarlet: *Walks up the Shao Khan* Excuse me sir, I thought this was a nice day at the beach with all of our friends slash co-workers.
Shao Khan: HAHAHA silly Skarlet! Since your new to this game I’ll explain. In Mortal Kombat Deception we took it upon ourselves to compete against Street Fighter in the summer at the beach. We won that year without a problem for they had released Street Fighter EX. We also won in 1996 hands down. However, Street Fighter came back with Street Fighter III: A New Generation and whooped our asses. It was a clusterf*ck after that. They kept coming out with more and more characters to pummel us. That’s why we came out with Armageddon, but it wasn’t enough. Street Fighter IV reared its ugly head and completely destroyed us since we only had 11 characters from MK vs DC.
Skarlet: Wow. So there’s a lot of competition between you two?
Shao Khan: No doubt. We also compete business wise too. The business that I run is to sell merchandise to the gaming public. Street Fighter has been leading in that too, that is why we must win today. Besides, today I fill confident in our co-workers to win today. Well that’s enough chit chat on you go to the Female bus.

The MK Kast decided it would be best to take two separate buses to go to the beach. A Male bus and a Female bus.

*On the road to the beach*

MALE BUS
Noob: Oh thank God! Finally I’m away from that crazy b*tch.
Jax: Well why are you with her?
Noob: No Comment.
Smoke: Well anyway I’m kinda happy that we get to face Street Fighter now that we have a lot of strong fighters again.
Scorpion: Yeah were gonna kick some ass.
Smoke: Well yeah were gonna kick ass. Because I know who’s gonna win.
Sub-Zero: Oh yeah who?
Smoke: Its gonna be..
YungQ94: *From the back of the bus* SMOKE SHUT THE F*CK UP!!
Smoke: Oh my fault. I uh… I don’t know.
Sub-Zero: You scare me when your sober Smoke.
Rain: *whispers* Hey Baraka is Reptile ok?
Baraka: Never better. He had intense therapy.
Rain: Oh that’s very nice. Now can you tell me why he has a f*cking bandage on his head!?
Baraka: … It was either kill where he stood or make him forget the whole incident.
Rain: Why would you have to kill him?
Baraka: The crying. It was like a pregnant Jurassic park dinosaur baby 24/7.
Rain: Ah.

FEMALE BUS
Kitana: Ok Jade spill your beans.
Jade: What are you talking?
Kitana: Jade don’t play stupid I know.
Jade: *Gasps* You know where I hide my truffles!? *Pro tip: If you want to get with Jade, buy truffles*
Kitana: No. I’m talking about when you and Kung Lao went home together.
Jade: 0-0!!! Uh… We played Scarbble.
Kitana: Tsk tsk. *Holds up hand* Jade when will you ever learn. *Moves closer to Jade*
Jade: Wait! No stop! GET AWAY FROM ME!!
*Kitana begins tickling Jade*
Sonya: Jades ticklish?
Tanya: I learn something today.
Jade: Stop sitting there and HAHAHA help me!!
Kitana: No one can hear you scream Jade! Now tell me!
Jade: HAHAHAHA! Never!
Sindel: Hey calm down ladies were at the beach.
*Kitana stops*
Kitana: Next time Jade. Next time. *Evil grin*
Jade: Stay away from me!

With the MK Kast arriving at the beach they all got their luggage from the bus an observed the
beach.

Johnny Cage: Finally! My ass was starting to hurt cause of the damn seats.
Scorpion: Yeah no kidding.
Shao Khan: Ok fellas I talked with the girls and their going to change right now. I suggest we do the same.
Rain: Yeah and while we’re at it we can “accidently” check to see if they’re bikinis need a hand right fellas?
Everybody: HAHAHAHA.
Ermac: Why would they need a hand?
Kenshi: Rain was talking about seeing them naked.
Rain: Which you can’t do Kenshi cause your blind :D!
Kenshi: I already told you—You know what? F*ck it. Let me ask you this Drizzle: Can you f*ck a vampire?
Rain: … Touche.
*After changing*
Sub-Zero: Damn! It’s hot.
Johnny Cage: Speaking of which *Points at the female kast on the beach* so are they.
Kenshi: I’m so glad to be a part of MK. It’s boobs and violence!
Kabal: For the whole family!!
Male Kast: HAHAHAHA!
*Raiden and Nightwolf teleport in front of the guys along with Kratos and Freddy*
Raiden: Did I hear boobs and violence!?
Johnny Cage: Perfect timing. Now that everyone’s here, let’s go to the beach!
They go to the beach to help set up with towels and umbrellas. To describe what their wearing I made a list cause I now you guys love lists (:-D)

Male:

Swim trunks: Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Reptile, Kabal, Ermac, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, Freddy, Noob, Baraka and Jax.
Speedo: Johnny Cage, Smoke, Kano, Rain, Kenshi, and Shao Khan.
Black Loin Cloth: Nightwolf

Females:
Bikinis: Kitana, Jade, Mileena, Sonya, Skarlet, Nitara, and Kira
One Piece: Frost, Sareena, Ashrah, Tanya, Khamaleon, and Sindel.

Sareena: WHY DIDN’T I GET TO SAY ANYTHING IN DATE NIGHT PT2!?!?
YungQ94: *On a bench* Cause nobody gives two shits about you.
Kenshi: Who are you talking to?
Sareena: He was right there! *points to an empty bench*
Rain: *Coughs* F*cking crazy!
Sareena: (-__-)
After setting up their things, MK decided to chill until the upcoming battle.
Liu Kang: *Elbows Kung Lao* Hey Kung Lao doesn’t Jade look hot in her one piece ;)?
Kung Lao: Liu Kang, when I say this next phrase I mean it with every fiber of my being. I don’t give a flying f*ck.
Liu Kang: Well damn buddy just calm down.

Mileena: Hey Scorpy could you rub this lotion on my back.
Scorpion: No problem.
Jade: Yeah, Scorpy *grins*
Scorpion: >:[!!
Tanya: Hmm? Hey Noob can you rub lotion on my back too?
Noob: Die alone.
Tana: *Puts foot in between his legs putting a hole in the beach chair* Next time I won’t miss.
Noob: Damn you and your threats.

Kano: I have a bone to pick with you!
Kira: What you didn’t like what we did that night?
Kano: No I love that part but you ate the key! Who does that shit!?
Kabal: Who likes bondage?
Kira: I’m sorry but I thought that would make it more fun.
Kano: No It wasn’t. Kabal had to break my bed just to get me out.
Kabal: It was terrible to see Kano naked in the morning. I wish I was blind like Kenshi.
Kano: Oh you know you couldn’t help but stare at my huge d—
Kabal: SHUT UP!!

Khamaleon: Hi Reptile. Did you have fun after Date Night? ;)
Reptile: Hm? We hung out?
Khamaleon: Yes we did. Don’t you remember?
Reptile: Nope.
Khamaelon: Well let me remind you. *Whispers in his ear what happened*
Reptile: :l… :[… :{… :O!!! Oh my God I remember now! You bit—
Baraka: *Knocks him out with a giant club*
Rain: Oh so that’s what you used.
Baraka: Yup. I hope I get to have keep it for MK10.
Khamaleon: Umm.
Baraka: *Points club* You stay away from our Reptile or so help me God I’ll use this thing.
*Drags Reptile away from Khamaleon*

While putting lotion on Mileena, Scorpion squeezed out a lot of it on her back.
Mileena: Scorpion not so much.
Scorpion: THEM.
Mileena: What?
Shao Khan: It’s time for battle.

The MK Kast stopped what they were doing and looked to see two buses approaching the beach parking lot. The bus doors door opened to reveal the ever so powerful, Street Fighter.


Well guys that wraps it up for the first part. Make sure to watch out for this on TRMK. WOO!!
 
Re: MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown!! Pt1

I almost threw up at the Kano part.

.....spe....eeedo.......
 
Re: MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown!! Pt1

The thought of Kano in a speedo is gonna give me nightmares >_<

And nice cameo by yourself lol
 
Re: MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown!! Pt1

great work, man.. Shao Kahn leading MK to victory! is just cool, uh oh here comes Street Fighter
 
MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown!! Pt2

Street Fighter Announcer Guy (SFAG): Welcome to the 8th Annual MK vs. SF Beach Showdown!! Joining me to commentate on this vicious rivalry is Mortal Kombat Announcer Guy.
Mortal Kombat Announcer Guy (MKAG): Thanks SFAG. The two fighting genres battle here today to compete for glory and sponsorships.
SFAG: Who will come out on top? Let us go to the beach to see the action now!

The bus doors opened to reveal, Street Fighter. The first to step off the bus was none other than the world warrior, Ryu, wearing sunglasses and white swimming trunks.

Ryu: Well, if it isn’t Mortal Kombat.
Scorpion: *Epic glare* Street Fighter. We meet again.
*The rest of the SF Cast gets off the bus already in swimwear. MK Kast approaches them.*
Ken: It’s some great weather for some ass kicking.
Sub-Zero: I was just going to say that. Just more, cooler.
Ken: Oh man not the ice puns again.
Sub-Zero: Aw too… cool for you?
Ken: Urgh stop please!
Sub-Zero: Hehe. Well at least my buddy likes my puns. Hey Scorpion you mind if I say another one?
Scorpion: Sure-you-can! *Get it? Shoryuken? … LAUGH DAMNNIT!!*
Sub-Zero and Scorpion: HAHAHAHAHA!!
Ken: Hahaha very funny. Hey Ryu what does Scorpion say at the gay strip club he goes to?
Ryu: *In femine voice* Tsk. Get over here.
Scorpion: Oh you b*tch.

A referee steps in between the SF and MK.

Ref: Ok everyone enough chit chat! Time to start the showdown! Is everyone here?
M. Bison: At the moment we’re missing only one person. 1 male.
Referee: Ok. What about you MK?
Shao Khan: We’re currently missing nine people. 8 males and 1 female.
Ref: Hmm. That’s a lot of missing people. Oh well. Go to your separate ends of the beach while the rules are explained to the viewers at home.
SFAG: Thanks Ref. Before we do that a word from our sponsors.
MKAg: We don’t have sponsors.
SFAG: … Welcome back to..
MKAG: Wow you’re just going to ignore that lil f*ck up aren’t you. *Sighs* How professional you are.
SFAG: Shut up and explain the rules.
MKAG: Hahaha. The rules of this showdown is simple. There will be a total of five games for each gender. Female Games are to start off first with the Limbo Contest.
SFAG: After that the Male Games will compete in the Capture The Flag game. After that it will alternate from Female to Male and finally end with the Male Games.
MKAG: A point will be given after the end of each game. Whoever has the most points obviously wins.
SFAG: With that said, LET’S GET STARTED!!

Meanwhile in the Netherrealm…

Quan Chi: … *Looking at a picture of him and Shang Tsung* **Sighs**
Shinnok: Will you quit that shit already! I paid your bail and give you a place to stay and your still depressed? Geez it was weird enough that you even look at that damn thing.
Quan Chi: It’s just..
Shinnok: Please don’t say you had feelings for him. I just ate and I don’t want to see my lunch all over the carpet.
Quan Chi: I did! Too bad that it’s too late.
Shang Tsung: Not late enough.
Quan Chi: *Gasps* Shang!?
Shinnok: Yeah I called him over.
Quan Chi: But why would you-
*Shang Tsung takes Quan Chi and hugs him*
Shinnok: Wow that’s incredibly gay.
Shang Tsung: I forgive you for not telling me the truth. Truth is I like you for who you are Quan. But I prefer you as a woman.
Quan Chi: *Smilies* Oh Shang Tsung.
*Kintaro crashes through the ceiling*
Kintaro: MK. SF. Beach. NOW!!! *Takes Quan Chi and Shang Tsung and jumps through the ceiling*
Shinnok: Great! I just witness the gayest moment ever in the History of MK, a damn cat burst through my house, now I have two holes in my damn ceiling!! *Sighs* I need several drinks.

Meanwhile at the Federal Gambling Representatives HQ…

Orlando: Why do you have a beach bag?
Stryker: Cause I got this annual thing at the beach with my former co-workers. Besides I wouldn’t miss this for the world.
Orlando: Well the beach is like two hours hope you have super speed or some fancy shit.
Stryker: Nah I got Goro.
Orlando: Sounds like a Japanese Hummer.
*Goro crashes through the ceiling with Sheeva on his shoulder*
Orlando: 0-0 WHAT THE F*UCK!?!?
Goro: Yo Stryker it’s to the beach we go.
Stryker: Right I’m coming. *Goro grabs him* Well Orlando I’ll see you in a week.
Orlando: But—
*Goro jumps through the ceiling*
Orlando: ……

Back at the Beach!

Ref: Ladies I want a good clean fight here.
Juri: Yeah right *smirks*
Ref: Rules are simple. Go under the pole, clear it, you don’t get elimanted. Hit the pole, elimanted. Females from each team will take turns. The last female standing wins. MK ready?
Kitana: Ready.
Ref: SF ready?
Chun-Li: Ready.
Ref: Let’s rock.

Both girls went under the pole since its considerable easy. Except for Nitara cause she has huge
wings so she was out from the start. MK and SF was neck and neck until 4”1 feet.

SFAG: Oh man the battle is intense!
MKAG: They seem to be slowing down due to the difficulty. Jade tries to attempt the 4”1 ft… Oh no she couldn’t make it for her breasts hit the pole as she was coming off.
SFAG: This could call for some problems since all of the female cast from MK have huge breasts on their persons. Tell ya the truth MKAG I still can’t figure out how a boob hasn’t popped out while MK female fighters fight in MK9.
MKAG: I haven’t figured that out either. Ed Boon needs to patch that shit up.
SFAG: More like un-patch.
Both Announcers: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

After Jade was eliminated so was Kitana, Skarlet, Kira, and Khamaleon from the MK side. From SF those who were eliminated were Chun-Li, Makoto, Rose, Sakura, and C. Viper. Those who were left were Mileena, Sonya, and Sareena (MK) and Cammy, Juri, and Ibuki (SF). It was now the dreaded three foot.

Sonya: I don’t know about this one.
Sareena: I’ll test it out. *Gets low and bends backwards but not touching the sand and spreading her arms. She manages to get her stomach and legs through but it was difficult to get her D’s under the pole. She sucked in her stomach and tried to move forward but fell and hit the pole*
Ref: *Blows whistle* Out! SF turn.
Cammy: *Bends over backwards and walks through with no problem.* Easy. *Smirks*
Kitana: Damnit.
Sareena: Good luck.
Mileena: Hmm? *She gets low and bends over backwards but doesn’t touch the sand. This time however she places both hands on her breasts instead of spreading her arms. She moves forward with ease and comes out the other side.*
Ref: Clear! SF turn.
Juri: You should give up, *Bends backward and is parallel to the sand and crosses arms. Just before coming up the other side Juri turns and looks at MK* this game is already in the bag. *Walks through*
Ref: Clear!
Sonya: Will make you eat those words. *Begins to take a step*
Ref: Whoa lil missy! Got to readjust the pole.
Sonya: Huh?
*Ref takes the Limbo pole and places it at, 3”2 ft*
Sonya: Oh shit.
Kitana: Don’t worry Sonya you got this!
Sonya: Easy for you to say. *Looks down at her boobs* What the hell am I suppose to do with these things?
Cammy: Lose weight.
Sonya: (-_-#) Yeah and you need a growth spurt.
Cammy: >:[.
Mileena: I know! *Undos Sonya’s bikini*
Sonya: Mily what the—
Mileena: *Takes the strings, pulls them tightly around Sonya, and ties a very knight knock.* That should keep them down.
Sonya: *Jumps up and down. Your right! They aren’t bouncing as much!

*From the stands*
Johnny Cage: Thank God I was born to see this.
Raiden: I have found new purpose to stay in Earthrealm.
Johnny Cage: Amen.

*Back to the action*
Ibuki: If your done securing your boobs I think I’ll go ahead and go. *Bends over backwards and goes under the pole with ease.*
Ref: Clear!
Sonya: It’s show time! *Bends over backwards and starts to go under. All is fine and well until the knot from her bikini becomes undone and her breasts jump out and hit the pole.*
Ref: Out!
Sonya: Damnit Mileena!
Mileena: Sorry.
Ref: * Puts pole to 2 foot* SF turn.
Cammy: Let’s get this over with. *Goes up to the pole and kicks it*
Ref: Out!
Mileena: 0-0??? Why did you do that?
Cammy: Cause there’s no way in bloody hell you can do this.
Mileena: Will see.
MFAG: Oh man this is it. MK’s last chance rests on Mileena.
SFAG: She’s getting ready… She’s bending over backwards… slowly move forward… she might have it.
MKAG: She’s almost thorough… She has—Wait no she hit the pole!
SFAG: Oh that’s gotta hurt. Let’s look at the replay.
REPLAY: *A butterfly lands on Mileena’s nose and she tries to wiggle it off but sneezes in the process and hits the pole and falls down*
MKAG: What a shame.
Mileena: *Sniffs* Maybe if I had smaller boobs like the British girl that wouldn’t have bothered me.
Cammy: >:[!!
SFAG: It’s all up to Juri now. Can she close it out!?
*Juri bends over backwards and moves under the limbo pole with no problem.*
MKAG: Damn that was so anti-climatic.
Ref: SF WINS!
SF Females: WOOOHOOO!!!!
MKAG: Well there you have it folks. SF 1. MK. We will see you when you come back.
SFAG: So be sure to tune in on TRMK for Part 3! Will Goro and the rest get here on time? Who is the mystery male missing from SF? Find this all out here on TRMK!!!
MKAG: … Seriously though what the hell are you talking about? What the hell is a TRMK?
 
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Re: MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown!! Pt2

Shinnok laughing at both Quan Chi and Shang Tsung was priceless.. Ryu why would you make fun of Scorpion like that? xD, epic showdown man
 
Re: MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown!! Pt2

Now this is some fan fiction I can get into! Good writing, can't wait for more. :)
 
MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown!! Pt3

MKAG: Welcome back to MK vs SF Beach Showdown!
SFAG: If you missed the action last time then let me fill ya in. The first Female Games were held with SF winning the round. We are now about to begin the first Male Games Capture The Flag. This game will be played on a 100 yard football field. Will let our Referee explain the rules.
Ref: *Blows whistle* Ok listen up the rules are simple. This is a game of flag football. The teams will be made up of five men total. After each touchdown the team that scored must rotate men. The first team to score three touchdowns wins.

First teams:
MK: Rain, Kenshi, Smoke, Johnny Cage, Kabal.
SF: Blanka, Rufus, Sagat, Balrog, Vega.

Ref: MK heads or tails?
Rain: Will take heads.
*Ref flips coin*
Ref: Heads. MK receives first possession.
Sagat: Fine with us.
MKAG: SF doesn’t seem to be all to worried.
SFAG: Agreed partner. The main threat is Sagat, Balrog, and Vega. Speed, Power, and Brains. Why include these guys first?
MKAG: My guess is that they worked out a full proof plan. We’ll just have to wait in see.
*In MK huddle*
Rain: Ok what the f*ck?
Reptile: What?
Rain: Why the hell is the blind kid QB?
Kenshi: Cause I can make the ball float RainDrop.
Rain: Oh so you can put it in our hands?
Kenshi: That’s the plan. Now here’s what we do…

MK goes to the line of scrimmage with Kabal as Center.

Kenshi: MKI, MKII, Hike!

Kenshi takes the ball looks to his left and pumps fake it to Smoke being covered by Blanka and gets sacked by Balrog.

SFAG: OH! A nasty sack for MK.
MKAG: Wow SF bullying the disabled, not surprised.
Ref: Second down.
*MK huddle*
Kenshi: What the hell!?
Kabal: Sorry but that f*ck face stepped on my toe and head butted the f*ck out of me.
Kenshi: This isn’t gonna work. Smoke be Center.
Smoke: On it.
Kenshi: Ok now…
MKAG: Second down. Can MK come back from that loss of yards?

Kenshi in the pocket is searching deep to fine Rain a way’s down the field. He launches it to have Rain catch it. Rain turns around to find Rufus in front of him and runs into him. He bounces off his huge stomach and that was end of possession.

Ref: Third down.
*MK huddle*
Kenshi: Good catch.
Rain: Thanks but it felt like I ran into a f*cking mattress filled with marshmellows.
Kenshi: Hahaha. Next part...

With MK near the end zone the play begins with Kenshi well rested in the pocket protected from any defenders. Kenshi scans the field to fine Johnny Cage wide open in the touchdown area. Kenshi throws a bullet to Johnny Cage when suddenly…

Sagat: Tiger Uppercut!
*Blanka then dives and catches it as the football almost hits the ground*
SFAG: Oh MK has been picked off!
MKAG: Surprise turn off events as Sagat used his anti-air attack to tip the ball off and to have Blanka catch it.
Kenshi: F*ck! *Goes to tackle Blanka but gets knocked down by Balrog*
Balrog: Not today b*tch!
*Blanka is almost to touch down when Smoke appears out the air*
Smoke: GOT CHA!!
Blanka: You wish! RUFUS!
Smoke: Wha?
*Out of the blue, Rufus comes out of nowhere and uses his huge belly to send Smoke back into the air.*
Ref: *Blows whistle* Touchdown! SF switch.
Shao Khan: Timeout.
Ref: Timeout. 60 seconds.
Shao Khan: What the hell was that all about?!
Smoke: You get hit by doughboy over there and you’ll see what that was all about.
Shao Khan: Whatever. We need this touchdown to switch.
Rain: No shit and you figured that out all by yourself? Look I’m on it.

SF Second Team: Dee Jay, Dan, Fei Long, Hakan, E. Honda.

SFAG: MK is starting their possession.
Kenshi: Down, set, MK, hike!

Kenshi drops back and tosses the ball to Rain.

Hakan: Huge mistake pal!

Hakan dives and tackles nothing but air for Rain jumped over the hulking Turkish wrestler.

E. Honda: Sumo Head butt!

Rain did a spin move to avoid the attack.

Fei Long: Get him!

The rest of the street fighter cast all charged at Rain when suddenly both Johnny Cage and Kabal knocked all three defenders off their feet with their shoulders.

Ref: *Blows whistle* Touchdown! MK switch.
MKAG: What an impressive display off teamwork and moves.
SFAG: Whoa that was awesome. Can SF comeback?
Shao Khan: That was amazing!
Rain: Not really since they were calling out their moves and shit. Tsk tsk, typical anime.
MK Second Team: Baraka, Kano, Noob, Kung Lao, Liu Kang.
SFAG: SF starts they’re possession.
Dan: Ready, set, GO!

Dan looks around to fine no one open. After delaying some time he runs for it only to encounter Noob. He attempts to jump over but gets tackled by both Noob and his shadow clone.

SFAG: Oh that was an excellent stop by the defense.
MKAG: I just realized something. Isn’t this supposed to be flag football?
SFAG: That’s a great point. Well I’m sure the title was made for shits and giggles.
MFAG: Agreed.
*Second down. Nothing happens except an incomplete pass*
Ref: Third down.
*MK huddle*
Liu Kang: Ok we can make a stop here. Kung Lao…
Kung Lao: Way ahead of you.
MKAG: SF starts the possession.

Dan hikes the ball and sees Kung Lao jump over Hakan and E.Honda and receives a dive kick to the face.

SFAG: Fumble!
*Baraka picks up the loose ball and returns it for a touchdown.*
Ref: Touchdown. MK switch.
SFAG: Oh man that must be a devasting blow to SF!
MKAG: Question is, can they recover?
Baraka: Scorpion, something’s up.
Scorpion: How?
Baraka: Dan dropped the ball way to easily. Plus that Dee Jay guy was just running back and forth on the field. Watch your back.

MK Third Team: Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Ermac, Jax, Kratos.

SFAG: SF gets started on their drive.
Fei Long: No more games.
 
Re: MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown!! Pt3

As Fei Long hikes the ball, he rubs it in his hands to make the football compust in a blaze of fire.

MKAG: What’s this!? Fei Long made a fireball, literally.
SFAG: What’s gonna happen next?

Fei Long lanuchs the ball deep into touchdown area.

Ermac: How you dance very good.
Dee Jay: Thanks mon.
Ermac: How do you do it?
Dee Jay: You keep your eye on the prize.
Ermac: Good advice.
Dee Jay: No mon turn ‘round.
*Ermac turns around and gets hit in the face with the football*
Ermac: ARGH!! Our faces!!
*Dee Jay catches the ball*
Dee Jay: Like I said mon, eye on the prize ;).
Ref: *Blows whistle* Touchdown! SF switch.
MKAG: Good strategy to distract Ermac from his job as safety. If Ermac had paid attention he would have easily picked it off.
Shao Khan: What the hell happen to the defense!?
Scorpion: Well if you must know Dan tripped me, E. Honda head butted Sub-Zero in the stomach, Ermac got hit in the eye.
Ermac: Has anybody seen the ice pack? Our eyes are sore.
Scorpion: Also Jax was pinned down by that weird oil guy.
Jax: *Covered in oil* It was like getting raped by a water slide.
Shao Khan: Listen I need you guys to stay focus. Also Ermac here’s an eye patch for that eye.
Sagat: *From a distance* Where the hell is my eye patch!?
SF Third Team: Ryu, Ken, Zangief, El Fuerte, M. Bison.
MKAG: Interesting. SF has put a boss character into the fray.
SF: This must be that full proof plan you talked about earlier.
MKAG: Right.
*MK huddle*
Jax: Well guys this is it. Whoever comes out on top wins this. We need to stay focus. Stick to the plan.
Rest of the group: Right!

After getting out of the huddle, Jax hiked the ball and looked down the field. Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Ermac are all covered except for the wide open Kratos. Jax launches the ball before he is hit by Zangief. Kratos almost receives the catch until M. Bison intercepts the ball by jumping over him and catching it upside down. Kratos takes his two blades and pulls the fleeing M. Bison back to the original spot.

MKAG: Another turn over by MK. Things are looking very shaky for MK.

For the next two plays SF makes a pass and another pass only to end up 40 yards from the touchdown area.

Ken: This play will end it!

Ken hikes the ball and drops back to find only Ryu and M.Bison wide open in the touchdown area. Ken launches the ball before Sub-Zero, Ermac, and Jax jump to try and block the ball.

Ken: Ha! That was stupid, three defenders on one man?

M. Bison teleports in the air to catch the ball but grabs nothing for the ball had disapperad from his vison.

Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!
SFAG: Holy carp that was amazing!
MKAG: Not only did he intercepted the ball by using his signature move, but he also jumped onto Ryu’s face and got it.

With ball in tow, Scorpion ran past the recovering Ryu and was tackled at the opposite 33 yard line.

*MK huddle*
Jax: Ok I know exactly what to do. Scorpion you…
Ref: First down.
Jax: Set, hike!
*Tosses ball to Scorpion who gains 9 yards*
Ref: Second down.
Jax: Hike!
*Does a short pass but it gets knocked down*
Ref: Third down.
Jax: Go!
*Hands play to Scorpion who gains another 8 yards before going out of bounds*
Ref: Fourth Down.
Shao Khan: Please no f*ck ups.
Jax: *Smirks* Hike!

Jax runs with the ball until Zangief blocks his way. Jax quickly tosses the ball back behind him to the patient Ermac. Ermac launches the ball high into the air. M. Bison floats patiently for the ball to come down into his arms.

M. Bison: Fools! It’s over!

M.Bison grabs the ball but it goes through his legs and gains speed to Scorpion in the touchdown area. Scorpion jumps into the air but receives a brutal Shoryuken to the face from Ryu causing the ball to harmless fall… into Sub-Zero’s arms.

SFAG: That was incredible!!
Ref: Game over. MK’s point.
MK KAST: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!
MKAG: Wow that was something else. With Scorpion hit with the Shoryuken, he was unable to catch the ball. However he was only a decoy and Sub-Zero was the intended receiver. Performing an ice slide move to get to the end zone and catch the ball.
SFAG: *Has hand to earpiece* Mhm. Yeah. Ok. I’ve just received word that the Female Games next event already took place. MK won.
MKAG: What was the contest?
SFAG: Fastest Nip slip.
MKAG: WE MISSED THAT!?
SFAG: Hahaha no I’m kidding buddy. It was the Hula-hoop contest. It was to see who could keep a Hula-hoop going the longest.
MKAG: You know nobody gives a flying shit about that contest unless they were butt naked.
SFAG: Sadly they weren’t. Well viewers this was been an eventful showdown thus far and it’s only the first day. MK, 2. SF, 1. We will squeeze in one more Male Games event at nighttime.
MKAG: Be sure to return to see the action here at the beach.

Well guys you know where to fine Pt.4. Look out for MK Logic here on TRMK. YEAHHHH!! :cool:
 
Re: MK Logic: MK vs SF Beach Showdown!! Pt3

lol "Raped by a waterslide." You always include such funny phrases in these
 
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